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How did she go from THIS................
......to THIS???????
What the fuck happened?
>>25755640
nigga i check her Instagram daily, shit is still fappable
>>25755640
>higher quality photo
>decent facial expression
>filtered
What are you fat fucks snacking on tonight? Just found these for the first time at Wal-Mart and ate the whole bag
sweet chili heat doritos
the greatest snack food ever produced
>>25755573
those are fucking addicting
they don't even sell anywhere besides the local mall here so I take a trip to the mall just for these
I'm trying to drop snacking but those pizza chips are too tempting.
I'm not even fat, I shouldn't even consider restraint. I work out purely so I can afford this.
Is it possible to be socially awkward via text?
I found that using proper spelling and grammar and typing in complete sentences weirds out normies.
>>25755382
What did you do this time OP?
>>25755414
Hush son, I love your anus. Lick my clown cock you furporn fetishist. My asshole burns under the warmth of a thousand suns. Please strangle my cat he love to slurp poop off the floor. Yummy yummy poop in my belly. Fart in my asshole good sir.
>real friends
>I guess I get what I deserve don't I?
This is for you, anon. >>>25752610
I HAD A COUSIN THAT STOLE MY LAPTOP THAT I HAD SAVED RARE PEPES ON
HAD TO PAY THAT NIGGA 250 THOUSAND GBP JUST TO GET IT FROM HIM
>>25755452
REAL FRIENDS?
HAH?
>>25755380
Dude thx man didn't think anybody was gonna make one. You made my day robobro
Anyone else fuck their butt on the reg?
>have a seven-inch purple vibe
>suck on it to get it all wet and make my dick hard as diamonds
>push it in til I'm choking
>shove it in my ass
>press it right up against my prostate
>turn it on max
>pump it in and out really rough
>spit doesn't lube it enough so it hurts a little bit, but I love it
>cum huge loads all over, some getting on my shoulders and neck
>wipe the vibe in my cum and suck on it some more
Even thinking about it gets me so hard.
I tried. It was exciting the first couple of times, but after the novelty wore off it just felt like a hassle and I haven't bothered since.
I never regret fingering myself, it's just hard to keep it clean enough down there, you know?
In 1997 Steve was chopping wood. He missed a step and chopped off his dick in 1997.
>tfw my gf is going to break up with me
this girl means everything to me. she's the most amazing person ive ever met, and the best thing that ever happened to me and ive fucking ruined it for myself like i always do. i dont know what to do, but i dont think im going to make it to february
Murder suicide, it's your only option anon.
>>25755288
Everyone feels like that when they get their heart broken. Don't dwell on it too much.
>>25755288
Sucks man. You should just kill yourself now.
Asian women are shit tier. Latina women don't need plastic surgery to be kawaii.
Pic related
they'll definitely cheat on you though
Spic here. You can have them all. 90% chance they balloon up after 35. Fucking disgusting.
ai papi
>tfw I just found out white tube socks are autistic
>tfw I've been wearing them my whole life
Welp.
lol what hipster told you socks are autistic?
It depends on the shoe.
Literally every gymrat wears calf-high socks. It's a dudebro thing. If you wear them you're cool.
Hello yes I'd like one gf please.
Hello! Welcome to Girl-Friends-4-u
Before you give you a gf, can you please answer the following questions.
Height?
Wealth?
Dick Size?
Last previous relationships?
Number of Friends?
>>25755049
5'8
-$15,000
6 inches
0
0
>>25754972
>health
6'2 17% body fat 189 pounds
>wealth
165k income after taxes yearly
>dicksize
5.5 god damnit
>last previous relationship
i never had one, 23
>number of friends
not many
Going to the mental hospital tomorrow. What can I expect?
sharp needles... and pricks
>>25754929
Forced medication, group therapy, shitty living conditions..sucks...But as long as you pretend a smile and act as civilized as you can, than you will get out early.
>>25754929
Wear velcro shoes anon. That's the best advice I can give
My god is their a more based menu than Wendy's?
>delicious hamburgers
>Pretzle Buns
>based chili and baked potatoes
>spicy chicken sandwiches from God
>based $1 spicy nugs
I really don't know how how you fags can argue with this. Their customer service is excellent and they absolutely refuse to let black people touch your food.
Why not head on down to Wendy's today and experience the flavor of America?!
I really like Wendy's too actually. I usually just order JBCs though.
>>25754850
Wendy's has the worst fries of all fast food places
>>25754850
I love Wendy's but it's the most expensive of the fast food restaurants. I noticed they were always the ones raising their prices from 6.30 to 7.10 and now it's like 8.40 for a large combo. Complete bullshit, I hate spending ten fucking dollars on one meal like a fat piece of shit
>get "red pilled" gf
>fucking annoying
literally all she does is complain about "normal people" and how she hates them and how she thinks she's so much better than other people. The reason you guys don't get gfs is because you're just like her, fucking annoying, and you all think you're owed something just because you think for yourself. News flash: "yourself" can be shitty
>get "red pilled" gf
ahahahah
>>25754775
>News flash: "yourself" can be shitty
Tell that to Bee posters you blogposting mongoloid.
If you don't want her, give her to me, normalshit.
I know I'm breaking the lore here but let's assume mister chief has a sex drive
Could he get 10/10 women?
yes.
Chief is literally a chad and probably has a giant mutated monster cock.
Aren't they all pale and hairless under the armor and freak out like autists when they aren't in it since not wearing power armor makes them feel weak
How many women are into 7 foot supersoldiers that are bred for killing?
Who /cantmakeconversation/ here?
I'm pretty good at getting girls to message me but don't know what to do next
Also before anyone brings it up, yes my name is Chad, but I am not a Chad unfortunately.
>>25754404
Another example. Like I'm good at complimenting chicks or asking them a question I just am terrible at keeping a conversation going
Just post corn lad
pussys dont like dogs
Be brutally honest. Can I pull off the Army Jacket look?
>>25754366
no, you queer fagoot
Yeah, looks especially great with your parkinsons
Sure. You look like Joker from FMJ
