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>highschool will be the best years of your life anon
>tfw middle school was literally better than high school.
anyway youll get older and see how they might have been, barring like sickly circumstances youll try to kook me on
>>25753446
>middle school was good
I got beat up in sixth and thats how people recognized me from then until 8th
It's not even fun being Chad. I was Chad for 3 years and now I've settled into being a robot and I'm much happier not having to put up with all the bullshit and the guilt of being a womanizer. Why do robots want to be Chad so bad? It's a waste of time, really.
lol guilt u beta kook fook
Tell me about it. Keeping up a facade to get your dick wet is one of the most soul crushing things you can do to yourself. The worst thing is there's often a point in a relationship where you realize its your dick that's in control and not yourself and the only rationalization you can muster is "but muh dick".
Projecting a bit here but I know that feel.
>>25753357
Shut your bitch mouth, at least you've had those experiences.
How do I become a pure girl, /r9k/?
I'm still a virgin, and had only one relationship in the past that lasted 3 months, am I redeemable?
>>25753311
You must sleep with as many boys as you can. Virginity is the cardinal sin.
>>25753311
By those standards I'd date you and I'm the type who's grossed out when a girl has other partners besides me
>>25753311
>How do I become a pure girl
>I'm still a virgin
Isn't that the definition of pure? I don't understand the question.
>Used to play basketball with my brother since I'm 8
>Played in a team until mid highschool when I wasn't too disconected from the normies.
>Now I'm a 21yo neet
>Big axiety issues.
>Still play by myself on a playground at 2am when nobody's there
Last month I was playing and a black guy came with his ball. I decided I would look like an aspie if I just left so I kept shooting as if he wasn't there.
After 15 minutes he asked if I wanted to play one on one
>too beta to refuse
>play for about 30 minutes.
>He comes next day
>and the day after
>we play one on one everytime
Now here's the thing. He told me about a 3 vs 3 tournament this week end ans asked if I wanted to play with him and his brother. I said I didn't know if I was available.
Part of me wants to do it but I'm afraid I won't be able to play well (he's a little better than me). I don't want to have a panic attack in the middle of the crowd.
What should I do? I havent been to a crowed event in years
>>25753118
you should do it
Even if you do really bad in the tournament, its still a good idea. Itll reduce your anxiety to think about the game not the crowd.
>>25753118
Do it faggot, he's LITERALLY trying to be your friend.
do you ever see a fat chick and just get so mad about the wasted potential
Not really, it's not like she would fuck me anyway.
>>25753116
who cares? we don't deserve 6s anyway
>>25753116
a lot yes. I also get mad at fat guys who have good faces underneath their fat and I know I'd be uglier than them all if they would loose weight
>girl starts chatting with me
>had a really good talk for three hours about almost everything
>fast forward few days
>now i'm trying to not getting caught online because i'm anxious about talking more with her
also she always keeps sending me messages like "how are you doing today" or "what's up" or "oh, you're online again". what is my reply supposed to be when it's usually same shit different day?
what is happening to me? i can't communicate anymore?
>>25753099
start doing something with her instead of just talking. that will help you have something to talk about. I cant stand sitting around and talking about nothing, but while doing something I can talk plenty.
"Fine, how about you"
Most of the time people don't actually give a shit about your day, it's just a polite greeting.
You're clearly embarrassed about how samey and empty your days are. Do some rad shit. Tell her about it. Ask what rad shit she's done.
So who are you voting for?
>>25753067
TRUMPNext
>>25753067
The Master
I'd literally vote for the Master if he was running, mutants have done LITERALLY nothing wrong.
Why take a picture of this?
>>25753029
Because it's amusing.
>>25753029
it is unusual for the dog to escape from the cage and then get on top of the cage
to get karma on leddit
Who's /unhealthyobsessionwithgirlyoullnevermeet/ here?
>400 pics saved
iktf familia
>>25752995
reporting in
but my obsession changes like every month
mine prob borders on unhealthy
>tfw no lgf to drink chocolate milk with and then fug
>tfw no giant schnoz gf
>>25753055
Schnoz meaning nose or penis?
Do you like legal girls who dress, act and look like lolis ? Like, girls whose puberty was delayed.
Was browsing the Runescape subreddit to see if it seemed worth getting back into and saw this battlestation. Shit's hilarious, playing Runescape on a Mac complete with 40" widescreen monitor and vape.
*Tips fedora*
>inb4 GTFO reddit I don't have a reddit account and don't check it monthly nevermind daily
What makes you think it's a Mac other than there being an ipad next to it?
>really expensive monitor
>absolute shit tier speakers, lack of a mouse, and keyboard
lol
>>25752913
pretty clean setup for what it is. what does your station look like shitlord?
Pretty sure my girlfriend is cheating on me but I want the status of being in a relationship. How to I stop being such a cuck?
Cheat on her with someone else to even the playing field.
>>25752881
Once you go cuck you get a quality buck
Keep things going until you can lay down a branch swing to another girl. Never even hint that you know. Dumper her without letting her know you know she's cheating. It's major low status to get cucked, so try not to let that out.
If so, how are they? There's a girl at my job who's pretty funny and we hit it off well. I'm not interested in a relationship right now and she's (presumably) not either. Is this a good idea, fellow bots?
no sir, i tried to gain a singular friend of the female variety but the my girlfriend snarled her away....
I have a couple. I've found female friends are pretty good for advice, especially when it comes to relationships.
>>25752917
>have a couple. I've found female friends are pretty good for advice, especially when it comes to relationships.
did you forget where you are or summit>
Boyfriend wants to dump me, how do I make him love me again?
I am willing to go to any length. What do.
Make all his sexual fantasies come true.
No, honestly, you seem desperate. He'll probably leave you just because.
So, what is it this time, Robots?
A). Shitposter who has never been in a relationship
B). Shitposter who just recently got out of a relationship and is recovering this way
C). A real femanon who is actually trying to get help from other robots
D). A tired, confused, bored man who no longer understands why he does this anymore
Someone go ahead and ask why the "boyfriend" is mad so OP can bait some of you faggots with obvious, cheap cuckstory bait.
>>25752763
>I'll never look like Kim Kardashian
Why live
>buy apples instead of sweets to improve my diet
>currently craving a sweet
>I successfully forced myself to eat apples instead of candy
How have you been improving your life lately /r9k/?
>>25752716
What color apples?
Green master race. Granny Smith regiment
I've been enjoying myself and eating sweets all night while playing video games games and watching my favorite cartoons.
I've been clean from heroin for six days.
