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i tried posting this on /adv/ but it did not end up working.
how do i do this?
Fuck off you dumb cunt normie, go boast somewhere else.
>>25760188
im not trying to boast. this literally has never happened to me before, so im at a loss
Do what? What the fuck
>you will never have a pure Christian gf
>>25759973
>christian
>pure
I smell blasphemy and self righteousness from a miles away.
>>25759973
I did once, but it was getting serious and she didn't want to pursue things further if I didn't share her faith, and I didn't want to fake my beliefs.I still miss her sometimes.
>>25760337
>>25760337
You shut your whore mouth.
If you were Eastern Orthodox, you wouldn't talk this mad shit faggot.
>tfw men can take hormones for three months and be qtier than me
>tfw men can wear makeup and be qtier than me
>tfw put so much effort into looking like a 4/10
THIS IS EXHAUSTING WHY AM I ALIVE DESU
>tfw find a cute boy at an anime convention
>have sex with him
>get his number
>he says he's busy and he'll message me later
>2 weeks later and no message back
>>25759811
I'll date you. I'm also a 4/10. Do you want to talk on skype?
>>25759866
>boys irl looking at you and not running away in horror
get out stacey
Lets post original comments
Bart
Macbook
>>25759720
I'm holding in a fart.
I joined Tinder for shits and grins and swipe right on everything. Long story short I matched with... her and dubs decides what I say. Trips and I ask her out
damn a girl messaged you first that's rare, even though she loks a bit on the chunky side, show her pics please.
slam whale
holy grail
>>25759607
ayy bb u wan sum fuk
original comment desu
Continued body thread from today
How many robots here are working out? I've been working out for a couple of months now at night and I'm already feeling pretty strong. Whenever I feel alone or sad I just lift weights until I'm too exhausted to be sad anymore. My daily routine is pretty boring though.
>wake up
>go to college
>vidya
>workout
>sleep
Anyways if any of you are trying to get into shape maybe I could offer some help since I was really skinny before. I'm not an expert but I know what worked for me.
>>25759516
FUCKING NORMIE YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25759842
Some people on r9k do actualy physical activity. There was a jogging thread yesterday
>>25759516
I do, I was a skeleton like 6 months ago at 130 lbs for 5'9, I started eating and lift some DIY weights everyday like a beast and now I am at like 175 lbs for 6'0 skinny-build-fat but now I need to do some cardio to burn my fat
Let's play a little game. It's very simple.
>Get on wiki
>random article
>by clicking on the links, try to get to Adolf Hitler
For example, my article was The Parthenope University of Naples, there was a link to WW2, then to Hitler. So I got an easy one.
>Hard mode: Get to him in 5 links or less
>Anthology 3
>German media control albums chart
>WW2
>Adolf Hitler
You can find him from almost any article. It's sad, but I enjoy playing.
>>25759186
Here you go, wasn't too bad
That was surprisingly easy. I figured postmaster would have to lead me there.
So I'm about go out and buy a bottle of cough syrup (dxm). I'll be trying it for the first time tonight. Any advice ?
>>25759087
Make sure you get cough syrup that only has DXM and not other nasty shit
>>25759087
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=JqxCmv44kcM
Color changing gifs and electronic music.
Since this board is now infested with normies/chads, when did you guys lose your virginity? Also, what is the cutoff age to become chad?
17
I almost remember the exact date it happened: July 18th, 2009 I believe?
I'll post the greentext if anyone's interested.
>>25758968
I'l bite
Never lost it
Cutoff date for becoming a Chad is anytime in you're life. Youread already a normalfag if women have shown interest. You're a complete Chad if you have sex
Has anyone on /r9k/ gone to an anime convention? What was your experience?
Lots of cool stuff. Cool stuff to buy. Underage sluts looking to get fucked. Also, a super cringey rave. I feel like if I tried to provide drugs at this scene, I'd definitely get narced on and arrested.
>>25758611
I went to NYCC, I imagine all cons are the same, it was boring and I stood around a lot bought a few 1$ comics and missed all the good panels.
Realized it's just no fun w/o friends and I have no friends.
Went to a small one
Lots of people in costume of varying quality, lots of expensive merch that you can already buy on the internet, people hosting events of varying quality.
There tends to be a massive circlejerk over whatever Anime is big at the moment. In my case, Attack on Titan finished airing not too long ago, ergo lots of Attack on Titan shit.
I was very entertained by it all yet at the same time really fucking bored.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are female.
Its alright bud, jr high goes by pretty fast. Relationships are overrated anyway.
Well,I`ve held a girl`s hand and actually possess one female friend.But I`ve never kissed a girl.I`m 28 with a decent job as a museum curator and a bunch of decent friends(which are practically all robots and cyborgs btw),yet I`m sure I`ll never kiss a girl.I`m a fat unattractive 5'7manlet,and I have the social adequacy of a drugged V.osmolskae around people(all of my friends were made around middle school and earlier,and after then I became unable to befriend people).So even tho that girl I`m friends with is somewhat ok with giving me physical affection,I doubt she`ll want to kiss me or fuck me.And I`m also sure I`ll just become a wizard.
>>25758517
I'm an 18 year old autist who is literally incapable of making friends, and relationships overall don't go further than regularly talking at school/work. I rarely go out, and the closest I've been with a girl is when we were forced to talk to each other while doing a school project. I'm a 5'8 chink manlet with a dadbod, living in Canuckistan, and I am desperate for any kind of female attention. But I won't sink as low as replying to "fembot" threads.
>little sister is raping dad in the room next to mine again
>>25757887
Your... little sister... is raping your dad!?
what the hell in the heck in the fuck.
explain yourself.
kek. wtf do you even gain from making these shitposts
>be mid-20s NEET
>parents die in car crash
>am sent to live with Grandparents
>they die 10 years later
>go to live with older brother
>he dies
>go to live with sister
>she dies
>go to live with sister's kid
I'm 65 and this is probably my last stop, unless I'm put in a home. Please don't squander your life and end up like me.
>tfw my fellow NEETs will ignore my advice
>>25757310
oh wow what do you do most of live without games and anime? Books and TV?
>>25757310
thsi is just ridiculous
>eating lunch with norm friends
>listening to their conversation since I'm shit at talking and they don't pay any attention to me anyway
>they start talking about spirit animals or something
>all giving each other overrated shit-tier predators; lion, eagle, wolf, etc.
>"guys you forgot about anon!"
>feel everyone's eyes on me all of a sudden
>anon would probably be a really really really really small rabbit
>everyone starts laughing uncontrollably
>"heh.. heh.. good one.."
>wonder why I didn't just stay home and eat toast
also greentext your day ITT
>>25757006
>>all giving each other overrated shit-tier predators; lion, eagle, wolf, etc.
Normies are beyond weird. This sounds chu2 as fuck.
>>25757006
>all giving each other overrated shit-tier predators; lion, eagle, wolf, etc.
they sound like a bunch of insufferable cunts
you're probably also a cunt, because you hang out with them
fuck you, OP, you fucking faggot
>>25757089
I know but I need my weekly contact with people and I like the false sense of validation I get when I'm around them
Any1 have a guide on how to guilt trip women into pitty fucking you?
>>25756960
>/x/-tan cosplay
I never knew I needed this until now
>>25756960
Most women don't fuck out of pity.
God I love rainbow socks on real women.
