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>white trash
>no job
>no money
>no skills
>no gf
>high school dropout
>ugly
>tons of physical issues
>tons of psychological issues
>have a juvie record for petty theft because I wanted to rebel against authorities but was too much of a pussy to do something seriously bad
>have to put up with my annoying idiot mother and equally idiotic scumbag father whose shitty treatment of me contributed to me being so pathetic and there is nowhere i could escape from this hell
>all the relatives I loved and who loved me are dead
>had only a couple of friends in high school
>my only friends in high school got relatively rich and left my shit country

Tell me it's gonna be alright. Please. I don't care if it's a lie. I'm tired of feeling nothing but hopelessness and the desire to blow my brains out. The closest I felt to enjoying life was when I got fed up my father yelling at me for shittiest of reasons and smacked him in the face a couple of years ago. I'm too pussy to repeat it even though the dumb faggot hadn't learned his lesson, thinks he's a saint and blames everyone else for mistreating him (yes, I'm aware of the irony.)
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>>25767276
Canada is pretty cold now bud
Idk kill ur self?
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>>25767407
Tried to several times.
Too pussy to go through with it.
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>>25767432

What country do you live in OP.

I mean honestly its not a lie, things CAN get better. Thats not to say they will, the only way things will change is if you make them change. If you live in a first world country like america, then its conpletely up to you. You like sitting around your parents house jacking off and playing vidya? Then do it. You want a life with your own place, your own car, your own money with the sacrifice of alot of your free time? Get a fucking job, go to community college, get a regular ass degree with transferrable skills get a better job, build from there.

Its not too complex, but you have to get off your ass and stop being a bitch. Alternatively join the military, its shit but you'll have a place to stay, friends possibly, and money.

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> tfw I'm 18
>will be rejected by every college I apply for

If I don't get into college what will life be living for? It's literally impossible to survive in Nyc on minimum wage.
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>>25767159
Go to a trade school and get a physical job. Most help you find work before you even graduate and it's usually only a year or two long.
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go to a community college and then transfer after a year or 2

plenty of people do that
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>>25767180
This OP, that's like standard college 101 you underage loser.

>you shouldn't complain about work, anon
>everyone hates their job
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>he looked forward to adulthood
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>everybody hates work
>people spend most of their life working
>read: everybody hates life.

thanks capitalism
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>>25767061
>thanks capitalism
b-buh buh theres no other way anon.

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Mornin' robots, I'm still having a mental breakdown so I need your help.
People do not like me; they seem to strongly dislike me.
> average looks
> average intelligence
> past my 2deepnedgy4u phase, so my opinions are very neutral
> private
As I said in the previous thread, I wouldn't mind being invisible or boring, but I can't deal with the anger. People don't like having conversations with me longer than a few minutes. People get upset at something I said and they won't tell me what's wrong, they'll just cut me out. No one even tries reconnecting with me, they're perfectly fine with dropping all contact and never calling me again. So maybe it's just normies, right? I'd like to join my people again, the autists, but they don't really like me either now.

Can you guys start listing off reasons that I rub people the wrong way these days, this is really upsetting for me.
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Don't talk about you, just talk about what they want to hear, no opinios, should help
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>>25766955
I dont know you and i dislike you already. You faggot.
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Are you short?

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I'm a totalitarian Communist who supports Gulags, secret police, militarized state, dictators, war, genocide, engineered famines, biological and nuclear weapons, torture and all other ghastly things. I also believe in legalizing all drugs and eliminating the age of consent. I believe in child soldiers and legalizing rape as well.
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I think all niggers need to be lynched
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I believe in the power of love.
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>>25766853
North Korea awaits you, if you're not a poser.

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When did you realize that, no, it won't get better?

life will always be shit.
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Life is neither shit nor non-shit. It is just a mesh of physical particles and forces that obey certain patterns.
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>>25766827
>being this lost
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>>25766808
It already got a bit better for me.
I'm now living alone and pursuing my dreams

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why did god blow me the fuck out at birth?

>indian
>4'11
>3 inch dick
>foreign to the us
>tested below average iq
>neet
>both parents died when i was 14 so i dropped out and worked at mcdonalds and got raped by my grandfather.

pic related it is me. i died in side when he kissed the girl i secretly loved. fuck this lfie
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you will find the right one,
one day.
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Go back to poo and be with your own people, mr loo.
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>>25766803

hire an escort

orig suget

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Why do femanons think they have any right to use this board? R9K is for robots only.

>But I'm a femanon and I'm forever alone too...

Then why not date one of the many eligible bachelors on here?

>I'm too fat / black / short / tall / old/ handicapped / autistic / 3D to be loved.

Wrong. There are fetish threads on here all the time where the ugliest, fattest, most fucked-up girls are worshiped as waifu material.

>But I don't want robots, I just want Chad.

Spoken like true Stacy. You do not belong here, you fucking normie. Normies Get Out: It's not a meme, it's a fact.
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>>25766715
yeah haha

ha

hm

*looks out the window*
*the verve's 'bitter sweet symphony' starts playing*
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You can apply the same logic to robots, most of them want pure virgin cutie waifus.

They could just go out and have sex with a fat cow if they wanted.
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Because women think they know what it feels like to be lonely and unwanted.

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Does anyone else feel as though they can relate a lot less to the average poster on this board now?

So many, so many threads and posters are about/bring up their friends, bfs/gfs, people they routinely talk to, their passions and interests, their attractiveness, partaking in their fetish with their significant other, use of social media, etc.

I have no friends, obviously am not in a relationship, am completely undesirable, have no interests, basically I'm alive because I haven't killed myself but don't get anything out of life whatsoever. I used to have a lot more people I could identify with when I started threads here, but now they die with few replies. Scanning other threads there are fewer people like me, it seems.
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>>25766621
IMO I think they are just bullshitting just to get the (You)'s because they know most actual robots have pure anger for normies though I don't blame us for hating the Norma scum
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This board lost the meaning of what being a robot really is. Now it's just full of relatively normal people complaining about not having a bf/gf. I used to come here to vent along with other people having a genuinely rough time beyond tfw no gf, but those people seem more rare now. I have also noticed that many of the posters are unnecessarily angry and provocative which is a typical 4chan thing but not a robot trait I don't think. The normies took over this board, it's time to move on.
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>>25767127
That's far from what this board was. People didn't come here to vent about no gfs, they came to complain about how disgusting sex was and how wrong relationships were.

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>get my first paycheck from my new job
>over half of my pay was taken in taxes

How the fuck is this legal?

I make well above minimum wage and STILL can't survive off this if the state is going to steal half my pay.

How do you expect me to pay rent, buy food, pay car insurance/maintenance AND pay for health insurance on $750 a month?

If this paycheck was untaxed and I was getting my full $1600, this wouldn't be a single issue at all and I wouldn't struggle to make ends meet.

Why even bother contributing to society 40 hours a week if society isn't going to ensure I can have a roof over my head and food on the table in return?
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you do not deserve proper payment because you are a lowly plebian who posts frogs on 4chan dot org
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you have to tick the tax free threshold box on your tax forms buddy
go and get some more and resubmit them
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someone has to pay for the benefits the inhabitants of this board eh : ^ )

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>apply for job
>get told i don't have enough experience
>need a job to get experience
>apply at other jobs
>same reply

How do i break out of this circle
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Volunteer for a similar organization, less qualified job that will grant experience for select qualifications of desired job or school for select required qualifications.
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Work for free, slave away for normies just so they will maybe let you work for little money. That's how it goes if you're inferior. Or you can just be a NEET and leech off.
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this? sounds like this.

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What hope is there for a white male living in the postmodern era?
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>>25766401
>aww boohoo it's so tough being a straight white male :((((

Kill yourself
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>>25766401
your still desired by alot of grills
likely living in a fairly well developed country
all these mockings of anglos/euros are current memes, they will pass
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>>25766424
holy shit, you just broke my irony detector

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What is even love? Normies always cheat and do one night stands

>you think a girl is attractive?

Then that's just lust
I actually don't know what qualities i want in a women

I want a women to love me, but why would they love me? For what reason?

Society expectations is men should have careers money strong handsome and witty

Im handsome women have told me that, iv been asked out only by association and iv turned all these women down before because i have no career or money

And because i don't want anything from a women besides good looks

I don't expect a women to have a job cook and all the other stuff society pushes

Im confused /r9k/ I simply just want to not be alone
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>>25766274
Love is the desire to see the person one loves be and become all she or he is capable of being and becoming.
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>>25766274
you are speaking like a man who doesn't realize he is living in a morally bankrupt society
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Love is a lucky persistent mutual infatuation, it exists but should not be expected.

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I FUCKING HATE MY MOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh. Okay, good luck with that.
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She loves you more than you could ever know
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>>25766246
That bish best bring the tendies

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If you could press a button to end your life, would you do it?
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Is this supposed to be a hard question? Who wouldn't?
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Can I keep that button or would I have to press it immediatly?
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>>25766230
yes, especially if there was no time constraint. Hell I would push a doomsday button to end everyone's life right now. Not even out of bitterness, I am an efilist

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