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Would you date Jayden James?
Mind you, date, not just sex.
yes
>i need practice
>my social standing would increase by association
>>25770436
Thanks for reminding me to check the latest updates to my favorite porn sites anon.
I'd date anyone good looking willing to date me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxiromULFk4
>Betas are the ones going out there killing all these motherfuckers man. There should be a war against betas. I'm telling you man. Betas are the fucking problem.
>You don't see Alphas going out there killing people. I haven't seen one motherfucker doing that shit. You--you want fucking sustisticks [sic] ? Pull up all the fucking mass shooters and you look at their face -- BETA, BETA, BETA, BETA. All them motherfuckers are betas. You can't prove me wrong. Show me an alpha male fucking going out there killing people for no reason.
>The problem is betas are reproducing. Beta ass fathers are producing beta ass sons.
>Alpha males don't get divorced, we handle our shit.
Is he right?
>>25770137
"Eyyyyyyyyy it's ya boy"
Stopped right there. Into the trash it goes.
>says the widdle dick asian
its a shame people like this exist
If betas are so beta why do they shoot schools instead of running away?
I just tried weed for the first time. Is it good?
>>25770011
Holy shit I got tripdubs
>>25770011
How many whole marijuanas did you inject? You need to get to the hospital asap
>>25770011
the first time is not really that good m8,
Tell me about you're mommy, /r9k/.
it's her fault if i'm hereon earth
Get the fuck out of r9k you plague ridden rat!!!
>>25770010
she's dead m8
48 hours left
UNTIL WHAT ANON
>>25769556
until 48 hours have passed
Aim for the stars wagecuck, you might just land in some poopoo
How does it feel to be addicted to drugs and/or alcohol?
>>25769301
you gotta do it. Not doing it is not an option that crosses your mind until you've hit rock-bottom
>>25769301
The same as being addicted to internet, except it's with drugs and alcohol
It makes everything better until you realise it's an issue and then it makes everything worse.
Guy in my NA meetings put it this way: you self-medicate to drown out your other problems, but then your medication becomes a bigger problem than the problem you were trying to run from.
not worth it
Wrapped up in a duvet edition
1st for rentcucks BTFO
Feel free to post why foo
is the lad who taught english in china around?
got a couple of questions
ITT: Traits for identifying robots in the real world
>Autism shoes
>Autism jeans
>Thin wire-framed glasses
>Sit with their laptop screen facing the wall, or else looking around nervously when they open it
>anime profile pic
>plays lol or dota
>wears heelys
>has a walking cane without being handicapped
>>25766669
nobody wears heelys anymore wtf
>badly-fitting tee shirt
>bony and hairy
Virigns past the age of 25 are basically failed human experiments. They are past any point of redemption and contribute nothing to society as a whole. Why shouldn't virgins over 25 be forcefully executed?
Who was in that /b/ thread when the bitch in op's image got exposed and was found out to be a prostitute?
Her boyfriend didn't even know. Was plastered all over her facebook and families.
newton was a virgin over 25
>tfw lost virginity at 24
>tfw about to fug a 28 year old virgin
Emma thread #12. Rose is welcome.
>>25763841
here's your OC, good sir
WHO'S THE SEMEN DEMEN HERE?
you know you're a pretty girl when you become photographer portfolio material
I'm happy, robots.
>tfw watching happy anime scene
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY. IF YOU COME ON THIS BOARD U MUST BE SAD AND MISERABLE AND WANT TO KILL YOURSELF EVERY MINUTE FUCKING NORMAL FAG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE /s
>>25773381
Telll me how ;_;
>Finally go to gym
>My arms hurt after 10m
Nobody said there was pain involved
>>25773056
Shit form
No one said their wouldn't be pain involved.nice thread op
Lifting 5 years now. It only gets harder the more you progress. Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself but then I remember I am autistic loner and the post-lifting feel makes me relax and forget about it. Plus if I am going to be an autistic loner and I'd rather a jacked autistic loner.
>inb4 >>>/co/
>I hate /co/ and /sug/
The one on the right has a better designand is a better character
>fat malicious midget who willing chooses to poop
>cute nerd with catgirl face
How will I ever choose?
Fuck off, Tumblr.robot, pls
>make thread over 3 months ago detailing my daily routine and asking others to share their daily routine
>thread gets 0 replies
>ff to today
>someone posts the exact same thread I made 3 months ago but substitutes their daily routine
>thread gets 100+ replies
Who here /unnoticedtrendsetter/?
Sad that not even this thread is getting replies.
>>25772915
I expected this thread to die relatively quickly. But I am sad that my original daily routine thread got no replies while someone else recreates the exact same thread and gets all the glory.
Just go play video games or watch TV. You'll forget about it in an hour.
Welcome to the salty spitoon!
How tough are ya'?
I once listened to showtunes for 18 hours.
>>25772797
I froze my brothers used condoms to eat them later.
i went to sleep without brushing my teeth once
