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Who /indian/ here?
>>25774049
the dot or the feather one?
>>25774097
Are Americucks so uneducated that they still call natives indians?
>Tfw slav
At least I'm happy that I ain't Indian
Would any of you lonelyfags date/fuck an abo girl?
No, I wouldn't.
Original Comment
>>25773988
Abos are literally the shittiest tier of all the races. Even worse than niggers. Absolutely not.
![samantha+harris-chic+management+lkbk-2009-thefashionspot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fTi5Pi3.jpg "samantha+harris-chic+management+lkbk-2009-thefashionspot[1]")
if she looked like this
then yes
WHEN WE GREW UP AND WENT TO SCHOOL
THERE WERE CERTAIN ROASTIES WHO WOULD HURT THE ROBOTS ANY WAY THEY COULD
BY POURING THEIR DERISION UPON ANYTHING WE DID
AND EXPOSING EVERY WEAKNESS HIDDEN HOWEVER CAREFULLY BY THE BETAS
BUT IN OUR BOARD IT WAS WELL KNOWN WHEN THEY'RE 30 THEY'LL GO HOME AT NIGHT
THEIR FAT PSYCHOPATHIC CATS WOULD THRASH THEM WITHIN INCHES OF THEIR LIVES
WE DON'T NEED NO PENETRATION
WE DON'T NEED NO PUSSY HOLE
NO DARK BLACK MAN IN OUR BED ROOM
HEY
BETA
LEAVE THAT BITCH ALONE
ALL IN ALL, SHE'S JUST ANOTHER STACIE HITTING THE WALL
ALL IN ALL, SHE'S JUST ANOTHER STACIE HITTING THE WALL
>13 minutes later, no replies
p-pls rate
I thought it was kinda clever
Is it even possible to have a big nose and still be attractive or should I just save up for plastic surgery? It sucks that I have a big nose. I am half jewish and the funny thing is that I inherited my nose it from the Christian side of the family.
P.S pic is obviously not me. some dude from Google images
>>25774030
Oh, who is this cutie?
>>25773956
I inherited the big nose from the Anglican side of my family. Squat, wide, and flat. Feels bad man.
Yeah, just don't be a huge faggot.
Pic related, Dude used to slay pussy and I wouldn't doubt it if he still does
When were you bullied?
Elementry and middle school
In highschool I was just ignored
>>25774742
same experience here
I didn't particularly mind being ignored though
>>25773935
>elementary
I was bullied the most in elementary school.
3rd - 6th grade, the way I looked was talked about a majority of the time, but I was too young for it to bother me that much.
>junior high
7th - 8th grade were okay, but I got diagnosed with depression during this time. I was bullied often and it impacted me the most in junior high. I hid in the bathroom sometimes just to skip classes and lunch.
>high school
I wasn't really bullied, but people preferred not to hang out with me. It was pretty lonely and it got to the point where I wasn't motivated to do school anymore and I had to drop out on my junior year.
>"What was your name again?"
>"I think you said Anon, right?"
>"oh my boyfriends name is Non, that's close to your name"
>>25773859
> What was your name again?
rude desu. not your fault some people are cunts.
>>25773859
>"Hey anon what are you up to?"
>"Just playing (game), what about you?"
>"Oh, my boyfriend loves (game)!"
Everybody fucking remembers my name
even if I met some cunt on a night out once and randomly run into them months later, it's all "oh hey Anon!" and I'm left wondering "who the fuck are you"
my name is too memorable for my own good
I was just prescribed 0.25mg Xanax but I'm hesitant to use it. I heard you can blackout and become violent and forget it ever happened. What the fuck? I thought this shit was supposed to make you calm?
For a first timer, how many pills should I take to get a comfortable relaxed "high"? 2 or 3? Mind you i'm also taking an antipsychotic and an antidepressant.
Any advice from fellow robots would be great
Is there any way to get high from liquid prozac
>>25773854
I'd say don't start taking xanax but you're not going to listen.
>>25773854
take two if it's your first time. you only black out if you take too much
don't be a dumbass and take it every day. it's the best feeling you'll ever feel and withdrawals are hell
I know faggot normies are lurking here and laughing. But I don't care. I just want the ones who've had sex before to explain a few things about the first time you inserted your penis into a vagina. What did it feel like? Can at least compare the experience to something else in real life?
>>25773794
Honestly, there isn't really anything comparable to a pussy. You'll realize it's overrated after the thrill goes away. Initially, it's new and pretty damn awesome but the best part is knowing you're satisfying (if you're fucking her right).
It kind of feels like fucking your hand in lotion but a tad bit looser. I don't know how to describe it when I really think about it.
>>25773933
Thanks for the reply bro. Kind of a bummer Does the warmth of the naked skin of a woman feel good on yours?
any other robots drinking wine?
I'm drinking this stuff, it's pretty nice. Zinfandel is my favorite grape these days
>oneitis holding large black mans hand
kill me desu
Contrary to what /pol/ says, getting with black men doesn't mean she hates whites or that blacks are better at sex. It means she's open minded. About more things than race.
>>25773788
But her pussy will be ruined by his elephant cock
>>25773758
wear blackface next time u see her
Are a good portion of robots actually decent looking or do only the decent looking robots post their faces out of some sense of narcissism in knowing they stand out?
>>25773721
Mixed bag, I don't post my face because people would recognize me, might do it if I get cancer or something.
>>25773759
If you're 69 and famous there's a good chance you'll end up posting your face
>>25773721
I'm actually good looking but I'm fucking disheveled as fuck. In bad lightning I very much resemble a blonde Rasputin.
I'm not a robot though, girls hit on me. I don't know /why/ they hit on me but they do.
Usually when I fap I get toilet paper first, but when I'm too lazy to go to bathroom, I just come on my hand and eat it. Anyone else?
>>25773594
that looks like milk
>>25773594
Tissues. No tissues at night I cum in myself and fall asleep to let it dry. Then shower it off in morning. No tissues during day, just cum in undies.
>>25773594
>have tissues in your room
>cum in them
>throw it in a plastic bag along with all the garbage you have in your room
>???
I don't understand why this is so hard.
What is it called when you're an antisocial alpha?
Delusional, anon.
>>25773566
<funny descriptive noun>nigger.
>>25773566
nonexistant? imaginary? all chads are loud social extroverts dont delude yourself
So anon, tell me about yourself & your friends
>>25773493
"Get away from me and let me enjoy my meal in peace you cunt."
I lift.
I enjoy piss porn
Why the fuck does my body only make me attracted to other men? I can't fit into society at all like this.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Step 1: Stop wanking.
Step 2: Problem solved
>>25773392
You are a degenerate and an undesirable. Disperse
>>25773392
Are you a slav?
is there anything you're looking forward to senpai?
My dead grandpa left me like 100k, but paperwork still has to be done so it'll be like a month until I have it.
So that's neat.
>>25773378
A better thread than this one.
being happy and financially stable
that is of course nothing to really look forward to, as I have to create it myself
