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What stereotype for this plant exist where you're from?
In south usa nothing but nigger rappers and wiggers ever have this shit
Down southest USA, ghetto tier
Everyone smokes pot and if you don't, you're just too stupid to find a dealer.
>>25769794
Northeast, almost everyone between the ages of 17-25 uses cannabis.
Downstate New York
most people do it. people who do/don't do not discriminate against the other side, really nobody gives a shit
>tfw no cute boyfriend
;_;
>>25769542
I can be your cute bf :3post steam
>>25769800
matiezis :3
>>25769800
fuck off cerebruz
Who's your personal favorite tripfag and why is it Nick?
i hate all other tripfriends
but all tripfriends favourite tripfriends is me.
feels pretty good to be on top pf th foot chain
You spelled j4hfuxgwjuf wrong
>>25769471
Acnekun is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZMW84ujio
>Uhhh hey there son -- you finding a job yet?
I need to find a job.
I don't have a huge network of friends.
Every store or business only accepts online applications.
Minding all this, please give advice.
Thanks.
>>25769421
temp agency
try construction
get an electrician's certificate
>>25769442
>temp agency
any tips on how to find one in my area that is legitimate?
Reminder that Naruto grew up and had a family while you're still a KV
>>25769332
>watches Naruto
>Acts like he's not a KV
>>25769332
>the village idiot made it
M-Maybe we could make it too?
>>25769378
>he didn't get otaku pussy in high school
Just came back from a first date with a girl from Tinder, ask me anything about the date.
Congratz friend, how did it go?
>>25769433
It went quite well I think. The date lasted longer than my usual first dates because we had a lot of interesting things to talk about. She was taller than I had expected too which was good
>hey go--guys! try Tinder Plus why not? unlimited swipes for only $19.95/month!plus tip
A girl can take one look at you and guess your mothers age. This is a special power some have, one of their innate biological instincts. If your mother was over 30 when you were born, no girl will EVER consider you to be a serious partner.
That's all there is to it. To normies, they never had to work harder or take extra steps that you refused.
All they had to do was be born in a mother in her 20s, and girls come to them.
Nothing you do can fix the situation you're in. Whether your parents were aware of it or not, when they had you, your fate was that you will die alone. Make sure to tell your parents this if they don't know.
i wish this was true so i had a proper excuse, but we all know it isnt
>>25769540
It very much is. There's a reason you never fit in with the other kids at school. You've been handicapped from the start.
my mom said she wasn't able to get pregnant when she was in her 20's but decided to try again at 35, thanks mom
>tfw hate kissing
anyone know this feel?
>>25769217
Hate's a little strong, but I'm not a fan.
My first kiss was a week ago and I've done it a few more times since and it's just... weird and awkward
I kind of put up with it because she likes it, but I don't see the appeal
>>25769217
I'm really bad at kissing considering I've only done it once, so I recognize this feel
I have a small mouth and my boyfriend has a big mouth. It's very awkward and think of those Hentai where it's a gorilla type guy with a small girl. I don't like it.....
This is why women hate you, robots
You cannot see beyond our bodies. I mean, most of you literally think there is nothing to us beyond our bodies. You are wrong, and this is why you struggle so.
>>25769129
Of course not. There's also the cute parts, the take-care-of-me-like-a-mommy parts, the kinky parts...
>>25769219
you sound redeemable, at least you want a mommygf
>>25769129
>>25769249
>I'm such a speshul snowflake or ur jus a walking dick XD XD XXD
IM SHITPOSTING ON ALL OF THE BOARDS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
COME AND GET ME YOU FAGGOT MODS
ILL JUST CLEAR MY COOKIES AND USE A VPN
thanks for reminding me about those comics
you'll get banned for this! stop!
shitposting is an art that requires more than capslock and declarations of shitposting. quality > quantity
How does it feel to know that even a horribly disfigured female can get a chad to support her financially and emotionally while you are left with table scraps and rejections, rowboats?
>>25769038
>not wanting a hanako
half her face is still qt and he doesn't look like a chad
>>25769038
>rad facial burn
>horribly disfigured
that guy looks beta as fuck, which fits more with your conspiracy theories about evil wimmen. they lose value then settle with the beta bux, right?
How old is too old? Discuss.
>>25769025
Women hit the wall at 25. Some exceptions may apply.
>tfw would love a qt old Audrey gf
61 is best. See >>25767659
/r9k/ has redpilled me on girls with piercings and tattoos
i met up with a girl from tinder yesterday and she was great. i honestly hadn't enjoyed a date like that in a long time. well after a few hours she opened up about more personal stuff and was telling me if i had any recommendations for new piercings. she has one on her nose and belly button, but then she asked me if she should get one on her other nipple since she already has one on one breast. later she showed me a tattoo design she's getting on her entire left leg.
i have no tattoos or piercings, nor will i ever get any. this isn't for religious reseasons or whatever, it's because honestly they look Chaddy and trashy as fuck. to say that i thought less of her when she opened up about this would be pretty accurate. am i in the wrong here?
>>25768855
No, you aren't in the wrong. It's perfectly rational thought. Tattoos/piercings show low foresight, and a tendency toward impulsive behaviour. It isn't wrong at all, you're making a simple, rational observation.
Nah you're not in the wrong. There was this one girl I dated in college and the moment I knew it wasn't going to work out was when she showed me these ideas for tattoos that she wanted. Oddly enough, she never got those tattoos.
There's too much commitment for a tattoo, and someone who doesn't meticulously plan each one and just gets them on a whim or very short notice isn't someone you want to be making any big decisions with.
>>25768906
how do you even explain that to someone who thinks it's "cool" and "artsy" to get tattoos?
i mean, how the fuck does anyone think i massive fucking tattoo on their leg is a good idea? that shit follows you until you're a 90 grandma who can't wipe their own ass.
>"I'm learning japanese"
Freckles gone wrong
>>25768712
Unless she's a greasy weeb wearing a naruto headband this is not a red flag for me.
We can study together, I bet I could help her a lot if she's serious about it.
young adult and a virgin
>tfw just sitting here getting fatter and fatter
>can feel my pants and shirts and jackets getting tighter every day
>>25768684
>tfw I ate a fairly large breakfast two hours ago
>while I was eating all I could think about was my next meal
>now that it's been two hours, I'm already hungry and can't focus on anything else
I used to be skinny, even for a few years after high school. I can't remember when I started obsessing over food like this, but it's fucking awful.
>>25768807
>now that it's been two hours, I'm already hungry and can't focus on anything else
I know this feel.
I'm currently skinny but I just go back and forth between this and relatively fat, it seems like I'm back on the way up at the moment unless I can stop the momentum
why the fuck can't they just invent some pill that suppresses that feeling? if anyone knows of something please fill me in senpai
>pants so tight I have to unbutton them when I sit down or else it feels like they're slicing into my stomach
