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>tfw no gf who shares my burning passion for 50/60-year-old country, blues, and rock 'n' roll music
>>25764550
ITT: pseudo hipster turbo numales
Dude are you me... Garage rock gf where are you ;--;
>>25764596
haha guys look at me I'm so intellectual for shitting on people with different interests to me
>your parents will die in your lifetime
>they won't get to see you succeed in life
>they'll remember you as the NEET responsible for shaving 10 years off their life span
>>25764518
That can be prevented you know.
not if you kill yourself first faggot
>he writes a short essay to honour his passing
>she uses his death to push her political agenda
woman hate thread?
>>25764446
I always hoped she wouldn't turn out as that 1% cunt who knows nothing about anything, yet engages in in politics and discussions about important issues just because she's famous. And now she's pushing her false agenda by leeching on Rickman's death.
He didn't even support 3rd wave feminism. He was in just for equality because he remembered the actual times when females weren't equal.
>>25764561
Watson's been pushing her feminism for like 5 years now.
>>25764446
Wow holy shit..... I cant stand seeing her anti male face but now..... so sick of this profemale bullshit that keeps going on.
you have more privilages than men you have more rights and you're protected by tons of fake white knight simps.
yet somehow ......feminists need more power for female equality.
fucking pathetic and that pathetic bitch needs get slapped
Imagine tinder but for drinking buddies.
I shud mak an app forrit
I have to wait 23 secs befire postin teply
>>25764199
can we ban roasties from it?
>>25764199
Lol even too beta to find a drinking buddy what a joke.
Wouldnt even work cause people aint drunk when you write them in midst of the day.
Just go to a bar get fucked up and talk to people
>can't get a job unless you have a car
>can't get a car unless you have a job
fuck you baby boomers
Realizing this I'm honestly thinking of suicide there's no point to this life.
I did all these courses and have all this shit on my resume and there's no fucking jobs just to work in a fucking warehouse or some shit.
>>25764140
>have health problems
>need money to solve them
>need to work to get money
>need to be already healthy to work
>"anon why don't you JUST do x"
>"but it's so easy"
>"What, your parents don't have or don't give you money?"
>"Well (not that I ever worked a day in my life), but why don't you JUST get a job?"
>"I believe in you. You can do this anon (implying you're just lazy)"
Normies don't know the pain.
You can't start when you have nothing.
You need to have work experience in order to gain work experience.
They start with the help of neopotism.
You need to have money to make money.
Their parents give them what they need.
Hell, in the past I didn't even have a decent jacket to wear in order to look for work.
How are you going to get hired when you look like a clown in a jacket 2 sizes too big and a worn shirt?
Dude wtf.
People dies for more little things than u , and it's not even their fault.
If you are in this situation it's all your bad.
You gotta change point of view, way of thinking.
You gotta give more to have more, or even to have a bit. That's life, that's an equation, what you give it's what you'll have back. Being positive will help you so much , so be it.
Dive into a goot atmosphere of music and a good place, and start thinking which'll be ur next step.
Don't think about the problem,
think about the solution.
Greetings,
~Under0g.
>>25764140
move somewhere with public transportation?
move next to your job?
walk to your job?
just???
Sup /r9k/.
It's come to the conclusion, i have no talent in life other than picking up chicks.
I have a gf, but i spend the nights basically getting girls nude (none under 18, that is just disgusting) from many online communities and dating sites.
The thing is, i need money. Fast. And it struck me, is there any way for me to get money from this?
>pic related
Blackmail OP, if you can find enough about these girls you could potentially force them to deliver payment or leak the nudes.
I get nothing out of it really since i have sex with my gf and all that. It's just for kicks i guess, former drug addict now clean but unemployed.
Got a degree and everything but this country is shit.
>>25764080
Lol, nah. That sounds too fucking extreme. I obviously record chicks i cam with and so forth (being genetically blessed with 8+ inches has its good sides), but i'd like to do it clean.
what's the name of this movie again /r9k/?
>>25764059
Pulp fiction
(Unoriginal comment)
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
the yin yang twins
Theres a feeling of uncertainty or weirdness I have with an assortment of subjects that seem to otherwise be normal.
Growing or getting bigger seems very weird. Especially from an exercise/bodybuilding angle. Feels like a deterrent because it'd feel weird to suddenly be bigger.
Or for any other lanklets out there, slouching because being taller feels weird or wrong.
To go the extra mile, psychic powers in fiction are a massive turn-off. There's some looming feeling of something being off or unnatural when some character develops these impossible powers that make their mind capable of incomparable force. Taking revenge on everyone who hurt them. A regular person would struggle in those confines, but breaking beyond human capability and exacting revenge is terrifying. Like a student returning and overcoming their master. Seems stressful beyond belief from the master's perspective.
Lastly, prosthetics or artificial body parts. Not to go full-on ludite, but those sort of mods seem "unnatural" and wrong, even if the whole thing debunks itself when you try to draw the line. Can't really defend that point without just being a crazy person.
Any feel similar?
tfw stuck in a nightmare world where no one can relate
>>25763962
You're a basket case anon. I can't make heads or tails of what you've posted, none of it makes sense and I think you are at the very least mentally unsound.
Please seek help from a professional.
>>25764303
Wh-what do you mean, anon?
Can someone explain to me how so many of these cringe worthy, weird, downright creepy autistic gamers somehow find girlfriends? How is it that freaks like pic related can have found a gf while your average robot fag here can't?
>>25763590
My favorite was the suicidal guy playing Crash 2 on SGDQ last year
>>25763602
Did he ever have a gf? It surprises me how many gamer guys out there seem to have no issue finding girlfriends. Some of these guys legit have autism. Not even memeing.
>>25763590
>has friends
>has a hobby and pretty good at it
>has gone outside
He's got three up on most people here.
http://www.vivavaquita.org/
>The vaquita porpoise (Phocoena sinus) is considered by many to be the rarest and most-endangered species of marine mammal in the world. It is Critically Endangered with an estimated 245 remaining in 2008 and less than 100 in 2014 (CIRVA 2014). It is the smallest of only seven species of true porpoises, and is the only one that lives in warm waters of the eastern Pacific Ocean. It is found in a tiny area in the extreme northern Gulf of California, near Baja California, Mexico.
I want to save the vaquita.
Good purpose
>>25763481
god damn that's a cool looking animal
still they are doomed. it's pointless
I am curious why they are endangered tho
Does it do anything cool? Can we make anything cool out of it? Is it essential to any ecosystems? (obv not) Is it us that is driving it to extinction?
The answer to all of those is no, so fuck off and deal with the fact that species die.
Anyone else thinking about saving up to get breast, ass, and possibly hip implants to become a tranny por star and whore??! I'm thinking I could make 700$k in 10 years and then retire early and get my implants removed and go back to being a guy. I would probably only take a mild spiro dose so I could still be fertile and go back to being a guy. I would shave twice a day and not get facial hair or body hair removed. Get down to 160 and 6'1 and have measurements of 38-30-40 (actually realistic for me) probz also 1000cc saline implants. I'm bi but itd be a fun quick way to make a million and then get a mail order bride from Thailand
Pictured: Mariana Cordoba. A 5'10 tranny with an 8.5" cock who weighs about 145. She's mostly passable and has good quality breast implants. I don't think she's on hormones because she has a big hard dick in all her vids. She makes a pretty good living for someone who never went to college and has no real job. She can still use her cock to fuck female hookers
Kimber James is a self-made millionaire at age 27 from a tranny porn career that has lasted 9 years and spans 22 films. Impressive! Is America the new Thailand in this way? Will young men with no job opportunities become shemales just to make quick money? As long as you don't take estradiol and get your junk removed, you can reverse the operations.
Pic: a tranny with ass implants about to get sodomized. She probably got paid $1200 for this 20 minute scene. That's more than some people make in 2 weeks. She gets female privelege and still keeps her cock.
I mean I can, but it's nearly impossible to climax. And even when I do, it's about as rewarding as grinding levels in Runescape.
fuck you, grinding is fun.
For how long has it been this way, and how long have you been without fapping?
>>25763234
>And even when I do, it's about as rewarding as grinding levels in Runescape.
So, extremely rewarding?
The American center for disease control, from their most recent sexual health and family growth survey, reports that of the females in the 20-24 age, 12.3% have never had contact with the opposite sex
>remember all those qts your age that passed you by recently? Roughly 1 in every 8 of those were virgins
Don't listen to people who say you shouldn't expect your wife to be a virgin. Go out there and meet some girls.
>>25763183
>>remember all those qts your age
>qts
That 12.4% are obese or deformed.
>>25763256
>1 in 8 girls are deformed hamplanets
Yeah, whatever you say buddy.
Maybe you meant "not stacy"
you left out the part where the CDC also found that 100% of women from age 0-110 are all whores waiting for chad to fill their holes regardless of their prior success in doing so
That's it..I'm Bi. I have finally admitted this to myself and it feels good.
>>25763080
next step admitting you're homosexual
you can do it
>>25763172
I have fucked traps up the assz and guys as well (I have never had anything in my ass though, or mouth, nor do I plan to). I find men and women attractive, but when it comes to the type of Men I would sleep with the bar is high af (like pic related). I'm not gay, just bi...right?
>>25763201
>I have never had anything in my ass though, or mouth, nor do I plan to
Why not? One should try everything.
>Every where I turn I see racism on white people
Whites are the new blacks now. Whites can only be robots.
>>25763000
Word my fellow cracka. Word.
PREACH IT CRACKA.
>>25763000
Outside of the Internet, and certain hyper left circles: this just isn't true. Whites still hold most of the power in the world. Whites are still seen as the most desired by women, especially in Asia or other non white countries.
Whites can be robots, anyone can be a robot. Every race and every culture has losers
Everybody is racist. Anyone that says that they don't see color is full of shit.
