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What have you robots been listening to lately? I've been listening to this band called CHVRCHES. Sounds kinda 80's, and I love that.
>>25757269
i love lauren mayberry!
robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CH1Tu9-oSU
I KNOW I NEED
> tfw had gay sex
wew at least i'm not a virgin anymore haha
but you're gay
>>25757199
Not really, it was a one time thing. I'm still straight.
>>25757167
Op where did these rare Elliotts come from?
Also top? Bottom? How was it
2000s nostalgia thread? 2000s nostalgia thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY
IT'S FUCKIN' DEVVO
>>25757165
you mean the era before you hit puberty and did not have a desire for a gf
>>25757165
>>25757198
>>25757228
ITT: 00s nostalgia
2000-2005/6ish only though, anything after that was Bieber social media iPhone Obama SJW shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNw4QPK98UA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntuHD1MiHs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnzcJypc2GU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9q7Zm-cvI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYTnHjD6GuE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN7JIMhiXgQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzWtoKldaQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln9KPMYEPww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm33vRmpJSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4tS_etVq0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAR-HAkLyEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmn12HszN8c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoQ2dq_V_oQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FjuWK0ZW8A
Are there any robots still here?
Could we maybe chat somewhere else so that we could either discuss the problem with how almost everyone here is a non-virgin or just create our own community?
any community that arises from the ashes of r9k garners a circlejerk worse than reddit, or has a female that everyone just orbits.
for as bad as r9k is, there are still moments worth having here, it explains why you're still browsing.
There are still plenty of robots. Many of us are still virgins. Many of us are still getting cucked by chad. Most of us have autism. This community isn't dead yet.
You guys fucked yourselves by memeing too hard. You never meme so hard that it becomes national news. Never.
God fucking damn someone please help me
what happen anon?
how we can help you anon?
>>25757175
>>25757254
He's in shock.I think he meant kill him.
didn't see a degenerate booze hound thread so I'm making one .
What are you drinking ? Why ?
Share feels and stuff
Pic related just got a standard cheap 375ml from the local gas station for $4 and a pack of 20 "cigars' for $2.50
It helps to keep the feels at bay
dry January bro
>>25757011
if that's all you can afford get on your way to quitting.
I bought a 375ml bottle of UV Vodka and a 591ml bottle of red Gatorade. I drink a little of the Gatorade then fill it to the top with vodka and then keep doing that until the vodka bottle is empty. By the end the bottle has more vodka than Gatorade in it but I'm already buzzed so it goes down easy. I just finished off the last 2 oz from the bottle I did this with last night and I'm going to start the new one. It tastes way worse when it's been sitting out in my room all day than it did last night when I was drunk. I need to get up at 4am for work so I need to be passing out around 10.
>H-hey, any of you wanna dance?
two, four, one, three, in that order
>>25756917
instagrm accoutn plox
>>25756956
>>25756958
>>25756983
here are 3's tits
Is anyone else so depressed they cant work a job or have a social life or anything? Its like nothing in this world could make me happy again
>>25756898
I can't work for medical reasons, and that reason is major depression. I still keep a social life but I think about killing myself every 5 minutes.
>>25756898
>tfw working constantly is the only thing keeping me busy enough to not kill myself.
>tfw taking any call in shift I can get and drinking alone on my days off.
I want off this ride, but I don't have the will to kill myself.
>>25756914
How the hell do you manage a social life with that shit?
>>25756949
Sorry bro, I honestly think death is a merciful choice at some point
>tfw you'll never find a gf who'll love and care about you
>tfw you'll never find a gf who connects with you on an emotional level
>tfw you'll never live in a comfy apartment with your gf and spend the night playing vidya/watching tv with her
>tfw you'll never wear your gf's clothes while you sleep
When we cling to our shitty outlook on life and the world around us, it becomes a self-inflicted source of suffocation
>>25756883
>>tfw you'll never live in a comfy apartment with your gf
this is all I want, is it so much to ask for
am I entitled just for desiring this
>>25756883
>wear your gf's clothes
Wait what? Is she like 6' and built like a man or something? Or are you 5'2" OP?
She can wear your clothes but it usually doesn't work the other way around unless it's oversized.
Chads and normies of r9k, what is it like to make out with a girl?
it's stupid, you can probably have an entire relationship with sex and never kiss
I did it once in 2012, didn't feel anything really, just felt proud of myself for having done that
Put 2 fingers horizontally to your lips and make out
ITT: Your one food weakness. Throw a piece of sliced cheese on there.. perfection.
I'd take a plate of this stuff over sex, and I'm a virgin.
>>25756813
this looks really good
is there meat in there though?
carb plebs
Why do women hold so much power over men? They basically have nothing to offer, besides sex, but some pretty looks that quickly fade. Why do they serve as muse for men far superior to them? Two of Verdi's operas, la traviata and rigoletto are about women, bizet's carmen too, Beethoven was the greatest composer of all time yet even he was always in love. And they fucking rejected him. Every single one. What hope does that leave us? Look at Berlioz, another musician. He was infatuated with some bitch who ignored him until she realized his talent, but their marriage was unhappy as shit so even that muse shit is just fantasy. Bloom in Joyce's Ulysses is a cuck, and yet it's molly who accepts HIM into HER bed. What the fuck? Dante had Beatrice, Dante was writing one of the greatest epics ever and Beatrice was just some bitch who probably didn't even know he existed and was getting fucked by Italian Chad. lt's not just that they should be the source of inspiration and hold power. WOMEN ARE USELESS
>They basically have nothing to offer, besides sex
Exactly, and that's what we all want.
>>25756776
You can't tell me the great artists had only sex on their minds when they became obsessed with one woman.
Good point anon.Fuck women.They don`t even bother to come up with actual complex interests that are not just there to attract attention from Chad.R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
Who /basketball/ here?
All NEETs love a good game of b-ball.
I hope the Spurs beat the Cavs Tbh
I like it
Well...I like playing it by myself
When I play it with strangers I get awkward as fuck and try to finish it as fast as possible and when I play it with overly-competitive fucks like my brother it just becomes annoying because he makes a big shit out of it
It's actually the only physically challenging activity that I enjoy.
Had to pause several weeks now because I tore a ligament in my foot before Christmas. Not being able to blow off steam on the court when you want it most, I swear, that's what hell has to feel like.
>girl goes in for a handshake
>she extends arm a little too wide
>go in for a hug
>she didnt even try to adjust or anything, she just lets me smush her arms into my chest
>I look fucking retarded
oh god why
>no replies
oh god why
>10 more minutes
>nothing
oh god why
rest in rips anon
>tfw want to get pregnant but hate children
I hate biology.
You want to have sex?
Just kill the baby before its born.... ????
>>25756465
If you're serious, have my baby and I'll raise it alone.
