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>friend sets me up on blind date
>meet her at diner
>she's no stacy, but im no chad
>we talk for a while, she's pretty cool
>she asks if i can give her a ride home
>invites me upstairs
>itshappening.jpg
>i strip off my clothes, turn around and-
>"uhh.. what is that?"
>"its my schlong"
>nervous chuckle
>"im sorry, i guess i thought you were a woman"
>"oh i am. im a transwoman"
>"oh..."
>mfw i go through with the bang to avoid an uncomfortable conversation
You are now officially
GAY
>>25749309
im not if i wanted to throw up after
>>25749287
Not fair of her to surprise you like that, but at least you got to fug
Is it true that women and men can't be actual friends?
>>25749049
Sowse?
>>25749049
Im best friends with a gay zoophile I met online
>>25749091
>gay
Forgot to mention that gays and siblings don't count.
You guys are just as bad as fucking /b/
>all these normies on my board
>wow you actually try to not be an embarrassing sack of shit? Get out normie
>go back to reddit
>lol reddit
Just like those fucking
>remember when /b/ was good?
>all this fucking porn everywhere, remember when /b/ was different
>go back to reddit
The board has always been like this minus the frogposters, which are usually the cunts complaining about >muh normies!
/b/ is the new reddit
/r9k/ is the new tumblr
/pol/ is the new /b/
>>25749103
I've never liked gore very much, but I agree.
/b/ used to be a toxic pile of waste, now it's a hotspot for angry hipsters and edgy teenagers.
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What are the best mindless jobs, good ol 9 to 5 bullshit like in an office or something. I really don't want a complicated stressful job that I have to think about a lot. I just want to work then go home and not have to think about work until I have to go again the next day.
I work in a call center and it's all fine
>>25748770
engineering, computer science, airline pilot, etc
janitor
Is it posible to be any uglier?
>>25748746
Her personality is ugly, but her face is a strong 9/10.
Yes it is. I don't think you're being serious though
Emma Watson looks so goddamn manly
Has anyone else here fallen for the fetish curse
I've gotten to the point where even the random, littlest things remind me of that random doujin from years ago.
>guro fetish
>watching tv/movies with family
>gruesome murder or torture scene comes up
>become extremely aroused
>have to sneak off to masturbate
>>25748740
is there a full doujin of it?
>Can't fap to women without getting depressed because I'll never have one
>Start fapping to doujin where young boys are raped and humiliated by large groups of girls
>tfw big dick, uncut bf
I feel like I won the lottery
>>25748681
you havent won any kind of genetic lottery if you browse /r9k/
>tfw tall, pretty fit bf with big dick and uncut
i think i won the lottery
>>25748681
>tfw going through a cozy existential crisis
I love this.
If women were not such whores, this innocent little bot would not have turned into a mass murderer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65NVVKl5Wrw
If you weren't such a faggot, you would have lost your virginity.
He was a deluded narcissist and the only thing keeping him from getting a girlfriend was himself.
he was probably an asperger. So it was not really his fault that he was so shy.
And if girls really where whores, it should be easy for everyone.
Post go tier Albums
I'll begin
WEN I WUZ
>>25748574
... you flaming fucking faggot
I dont care if this is bait, im fucking mad
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE BASEMENT
AND FUCKED ME IN THE ASS
I'M SO FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN SONIC MAN
Is masturbating 3-5 times a day bad for you?
>>25748535
It's definitely not good
>>25748535
No OP, masturbating for two minutes daily isn't good for your health.
no, only do it oncew a week
there's this girl i work with and i go into the bathroom and fap every morning after she comes out from taking a shit
do any of you other fags do this?
>>25748451
No but nigga it sounds like you should look into getting some spy cam shit.
>>25748451
The fuck just happened?
>>25748503
disable the flush
bring a zip lock bag to work
anally masturbate with her frozen log or use it as lube?
Where do I find Japanese prostitutes in Japan? Preferably as young as possible (But legal).
Stupid foreigner only get Korean pig girl. You stupid foreigner never notice the difference.
Japan, most likely. Just a hunch.
>>25748294
This is what anime does to you.
The aches in my bottom wisdom tooth is becoming more frequent. I don't think I'm brave enough to make an appointment and get surgery! Who else TERRIFIED of the dentist here?
sure dentist sucks,
but it's not like i ever smile to anyone,
or talk to girls.
who /fuckedupyellowteeth/ here?
Do it faggot. You'll get pain meds that you can either take or if you aren't into that you can sell and make some extra cash.
You'd better do it, I had three months of my wisdom teeth stabbing into the side of my mouth and still have scars years later.
I got put under and had all four pulled and the ordeal was way better than anything you'd be awake for. Just passed out, woke up and it was done. Had some minor pain and swelling but just took a bunch of oxycodone and everything was great soon enough.
Why haven't you started drawing yet, robots? It's a cheap and easy to pick up hobby, all you have to do is practice.
You'll feel better if you create things each day, something you can look at and be proud of, knowing that YOU made it. Something completely unique to you, something that wouldn't have existed if you killed yourself last year.
A good place to start is Andrew Loomis' "Fun With a Pencil", and you can get it for free with the rest of his books here: http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/
Tfw drew a cute anime girl head last month
>>Andrew Loomis detected
>>25748279
Because I would just draw titties all damn day.
*YAWWNN* *farts* didn't see ya there wagecuck. I just woke up at 1:55Pm and am very well rested for the day. I'm finishing my memoir and already sold 2 pre orders. Now it's time to jack off and get a subway sub before living life to my fullest. Chow!
*yawnnnn* us NEETS yawn a lot because we are in touch with out hormones. Wagecucks can't differentiate when their bodies need rest. Wagie a btfod
>Neetbux
>Able to afford subway
>>25748155
Well technically my mummy gives me money for it, but why is that a bad thing? It's better than working legal slavery so mr Greenberg can buy a second yacht. I'm not a cuck
