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what /city/ are you robots from?
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Arlington, Texas. Normie the coty. It's just full of average people.
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Melbourne, Florida
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Athens, Debtland

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What double standards do you hate the most?
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>>25740901
>women can hit men but we can't hit them back

Absolute bullshit.
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>>25740932
this is all you can hope for if a girl picks a fight with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7AwcilxvSg
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>>25740901
Who fucking made this? Do they have any idea how the real world works at all? Counter signal memes are literally fucking cancer

Watching watamote while browsing r9k. Who else /comfy/?
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Just got done eating popcorn, watching YourMovieSucks and playing Epic Battle Fantasy 4.

All at work.

I'm comfy comf.
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>>25740887
Ah it's a nice 1:16 am here. I may make a quesedilla with hot sauce and some sour cream. I've got my window open and I'm wrapped I'm Hella blankets with cranberry juice.
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>>25740869
I wish there was more man. How big is the manga vs. the anermay?

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Why does anal feel so good? I wish I had a dildo
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I want anal beads. I think I'll get some soon.
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>>25740810
online or a store?
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>>25740895
online

as if this comment would be original

Good evening.

Iam very angry.

Are there very angry indivduals in here too who plan to take revenge on the society?

Do not worry, as you can see on my chest here Iam not F.B.I..
Sincerly,

Not the F.B.I.
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>>25740690

BIG GUY. pls, for the love of memes... legalize it.

aren't you tired of mexican dirt weed? i want my weed to be grown professionally in hydroponic labs by BIG GUYS.

and then i want to buy it legally for recreational uses while i browse the internet and play video games.
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name ONE person who committed a dangerous and violent crime while under the influence of Marijuana.

just one.

protip - you can't.
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>>25740716
You live in the United fucking States and complain about bad weed? Motherfucker, you have it completely legalized in some states.

Here in Russia I'll be definitely going to jail if I get caught buying weed from our local silkroad analog.

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Ok, we're gonna try this again. This is a good way to see who is racist on this board, and who isn't.
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anyone choosing the alien is a hardcore fucking racist, I'm talking like neo nazi shit here
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>>25740467
I choose the alien it sounds fun
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>>25740633
are you fucking shitting me?

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Social media is ruining women, and porn is running men.

Not so long ago, if you liked a girl you had to tell her face to face, even if you anted to talk to her on the phone you had to get her her number. Now the risk of being rejected face to face has been eliminated, while at the same time the chance of her to reject you grows exponentially. When I grew up I probably had half a dozen guys interested in me at a time. I know this now, but back then they had to face their fear and make it known to me to have a chance. So fortune favored the bold. The guy who made the move won. Nowadays girls have full inboxes, and get tiny dopamine hits overtime someone likes their instagram photos or texts "Hey girl", so of course their egos run away with them.

In my day 13 year old boys had to jack off to Victoria Secret magazines or scrambled porn, nowadays they have smart phones and unlimited computer access to hardcorepornography 24/7 . How can we expect boys going through puberty to exorcise moderation? By the time their 14 PinV doesn't do it for them, they're looking for S&M or Beastiality or some other kind of fucked up shit, and then they're confused when they can't get hard for a flesh and blood girl in front of them.

Meanwhile they've all gotten along into adolescence with minimal human contact. They game online, shop online, email their teachers, text their friends, they don't sit for hours at a time in silence reading books because they can get the information on their phones in 5 second bits in between checking their tinder/insta/snapchat/facebooks. No wonder they have no attention span. No wonder they burn with rage at the lack of human warmth and intimacy they receive.
What do we do, guys?
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>>25740230

nothing, enjoy yourself. this is the generation to balance out the boomer generation.
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We do nothing. We lack the power to combat the Jewish overlords.
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>>25740263

there's nothing to "combat" anyway since its our decision to do all these things.

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Damn son where did i find this

Holy fuck
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>>25740008

is that London? those people are rolling in their graves right now over the state of current day London.
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>>25740022
Bro youre amazing dude seriously omg
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That particular painting is "Paris Street; Rainy Day" by Gustave Caillebotte. You're welcome.

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What phone does r9k use?
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>>25739982
Galaxy 6 edge+
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Sony Xperia Z3+
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Google Nexus 5

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>going on Graal and talking to the edgy DeviantArt girls who have ridiculous Usernames and even more ridiculous custom Anime Faces with Angel Wings and Devil Horns and shit
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Holy shit I remember that game. I remember I tried it way back in like 2005 when I was a 13 year old kid looking for something to play online. I found a webpage that listed a bunch of MMOs and Graal was one of them. I remember getting on and starting out in some medieval world and being astounded by all the hair and clothes options. Then I went on some modern world where people shot each other with guns and when you died you woke up in a hospital bed. I never actually got really into it though because I think it costed money to actually do anything worthwhile.
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>>25739987
It's literally nothing but people showing off their custom faces.
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>graal
Ma nigga. I remember this shit. Great way to get temporary respite from crushing loneliness tbqh. I remember starting up random conversations with people about nothing and feeling for a few hours that I had social skills and friends. There were a shit ton of horny 12 year old boys though.

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is it wrong to never try to comfort a roommate who is depressed and gets drunk/high on a weekly basis?

He voice acts, draws, produces music, edits videos, and animates for a few Youtube. He's so self-conscious that he never reveals his face to anyone he talks to online. He doesn't even use his real voice when he has to talk to Skype or talk on voicechat in a game. He never goes out with friends or has friends over . He spends a lot of his free time just working on commissions or making content . He says he's too socially retarded for meaningful social interaction with others so his only interaction with others is through his skillset.
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comfort will only feel like pity from others
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>>25739904

he sounds happy and productive. sounds like u wanna bf him.
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>>25739904
No one is asking for your help faggot just leave him alone. I bet youd feel rightous after helping him, like youre better than everyone you fucking faggot retard

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What the fuck do I have to do to get a girl to message me back?
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>>25739678
not saying the things u r currently sayin
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>>25739678
One girl replied finally
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>>25739678

finish your messages with 'respond please'

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Poured my heart out to this girl a couple months ago and she said she just wanted to be friends. Tried to just be friends. As you can see, it didn't work out so hot. Where the fuck do I go from here?
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>>25739514
Seriously drop it. There is almost zero chance that she wants to date you now if she friendzoned you before, and by the way those texts look, she's not worth being friends with. Delete all contact info for her
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>>25739514
She is not interested leave that cold bitch in the tundra where she belongs anon. You are to warm for her taste.

P.S. You can tell how desperate you are by your texts
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>>25739571
honestly, even if she turned me down again, i'd still rather just be friends with her than lose her altogether

Why don't you robots get into Buddhism? It can help you break free of your addictions and vices you hold yourself a slave to.
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HELP HELP ANTIBUDDHA HELP!
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>>25739363
How will it treat my vices? I play too much video games, how would it solve that? Genuinely interested.
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It requires effort. I have no self control and inconsistent motivation. Even if I decided today I was interested in meditation, tomorrow I probably wouldn't care.

Its like eating dirt to try to substitute the nutritional value of fruits vegetables and meat.
Ethinc women are the dirt and white women are the good food.

I reject all the black women at my work who try to hook up with me. I will not subject myself to anything lower than what i deserve which is a white female. All of you deserve a white female. Just like all of you deserve good quality nutritonal food.
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>>25739339
>There is no point to having sex unless its with a attractive female

Fixed that for you.
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>>25739339
From 1 black anon to another I agree completely do you want to ride in a Ferrari(white girls) or a ugly ass beat up old dirty Saturn(black girls)
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Not all white girls are attractive you stupid nigga.
The vast majority of people aren't really attractive at all.

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