If your mother was over 30 when you were born, it isn't your fault.
You were born in a rotten egg, and never had a chance from the start. Girls can tell this too, its one of their senses. There's no way you could've competed with men born in teenage/20s eggs. No amount of self improvement can work on you, that is strictly for people born in healthy eggs.
It's not your fault, you're defective. Don't stress out about it and just peacefully commit suicide when you feel there's no reason for you to go on
>>25747482
My mother was 41 and I'm a successful self-made businessman with a beautiful wife and year old daughter.
Nice attempt at social engineering though. If you repost it 100 more times at least, you'll be well on your way to forcing the latest new meme since the roastie.
>>25747583
Piss off normalshit, what the fuck are you even here for? I hope your daughter is raped.
>>25747482
I'm not too sure about that, you've got a fighting chance if she's under 40. I mean, my mother was 29 when I was born and yet here I am. On the other hand, my mother gave birth to my sister at 37 and she's fine infact she'll probably become a stacy, though I guess that's because she's a girl.
Who /ugly/ or /just weird looking/ here?
>tfw people hate you before they even exchange a single word with you
>tfw have to accept ugliness
>tfw cant deal with the feels
/just weird looking/ here.
You know how some people have really weird, not necessarily attractive, faces? And how most people find their face ugly, but those who don't find them to be very attractive?
I've been told I have one of those faces. Weird and distinct.
>>25747463
>tfw you fall in love with every weird looking grill you see
>>25747516
I know the feeling too well, so I understand when people have told me it's how I am.
It's not so bad, rather be distinct than generic Chad/Stacy 66,236
Who /DOES NOTHING ALL DAY/ here?
Seriously, how can we live like this?i keep switching from tv to pc, then to ps4, then to tv because everything is boring
how do you deal with boredom robots?
>tfw have a losing mentality from losing in life repeatedly
yeah doing nothing all day really wears down on you
>>25747235
I get tired of being catered too by my older gf, i didnt think i would, i went from wage slave too neet life because i found a sugar mama, fast forward four months, she boutght me a ps4 all kinds of games bose speakers, an iphone 6, all kinds of shit guys. Yet here i am, unsatisfied. Wanting. I think its time to go get another job
DAILY REMINDER that Stacey will not fuck you even if you save her life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGYAKCDJdkQ
Whine some more phaggot
>>25747268
Hmm..
Who could possibly be behind this post..?
>>25747182
I understand her not sleeping with him. He's fat and ugly. But really, if the roles were reversed, she wouldn't do shit to help save his life.
I need advice. My roommate and I signed a 1 year lease together back in September. I had only known him as an acquaintance beforehand.
I'm a 22yo KV, no females in my life whatsoever. He was also unlucky with women so we had some common ground. Three (3) weeks ago he got a GF and honestly I've been salty as fuck about it. He was totally rubbing it in my face too. Last weekend she came over for the first time, I just stayed in my room all night. I had to listen to them fucking til 3am. I was furious.
The next morning I met her face-to-face while my roommate...
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And please spare me any "you're an asshole" type posts. I know what I did was petty and stupid. Obviously I'm ashamed in hindsight.
Right now all I need is advice. Is what I did forgivable? He can't make me move out, but September is a long time to live with someone who hates you.
Way to go you fucking autist.
He found something he liked and you ruined it because of your jealousy.
But if you really need a solution... go buy a gun. Go to your apartment. Get in the tub, to hide of course. Then take the gun and press the opening of the barrel to the nook where your neck and head connects. Pull the trigger.
>>25747229
Did you not read this post: >>25747184
Jesus...
>eww get away from me you creep!
>>25747096
it's amazing how rapidly she became unattractive to me after discovering her ideologies
>tfw genuinely not shallow
>tfw doesn't matter
she got btfo by a nigger so who cares
she used to be at the top of the waifu train until she showed how much of a cunt she is
>tfw you will never wonder the wilderness with a qt
>tfw you will never ponder the meaning of life while you stroke your qts hair as she rests her head on your chest while you both look at the stars
>tfw all I want is to be loved and understood
life is hell. I am in hell
Sucks for you
it's because you don't know the difference between wonder and wander
>actually believe what he sees in the movies
an actual woman won't go to a place that will get her dirty+ she might get lost and raped
Being good-looking is too easy. I'm glad I'm not tall or rich or good-looking and girls never give me a second look. But once I open my mouth and give them that look, man, that's where the fun is. I love the challenge, I love the chase. I hate an easy girl, no matter how good-looking she is. Some of my biggest crushes have been 4's to 6's because they were hard to get, and they knew how to tease and all of that.
I want to help you guys out. For you guys, for me, for society. Maybe this'll change one person's life and if so, beautiful....
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>perks about being ugly
go anywhere without being noticed
Hnnng that gif is so hot
>>25747055
>more 'quick tips fellow robots' from some normie trying to make himself feel better
You're just trying to fuck people up worse than they already are, they'll take your shit to heart and then end up looking retarded trying to follow your gimmick.
Robots, relationships with women are no different than relationships with anyone else. Don't overthink it and don't fall for these bullshit PUA gimmicks. If you want women and can't get them...
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Where do robots aim?
DO robots aim?
what kind of bottle is that?
>not using bottles instead
kill yourself normie scum
When I go to the bathroom to piss, I go in the sink. Yes, every time.
I have a good reason for this
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
WHAT SHOULD I SAY?
She's talking about the shop staff you utter fucking retard.
>>25746987
yeah
shit
>>25746987
This you fucking dumb fuck
What's it like to be lonely?
genuine question
pic not related
A lot of thinking about stupid shit. Like what to say and react in a given situation. Because you're alone you go through hundreds of thousands of situation, some do it because of anxiety, I do it because I want to be prepared. It's not a priority thing, the mind wanders that way.
Depending on your mental state and how long you've been alone it's either incredibly crushing to you mentally or you've been crushed and don't have the will to care so you think you're used to it. It also gives more time to do other shit which brings mild interest....
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>>25746916
it feels like when your parents would make you sit at the kiddie table during thanksgiving when you were a kid except it lasts your entire life
>>25747033
Wow
That's a pretty fucking excellent answer, thanks
ITT: normies getting what they deserve. post what you have familia
I am more disgusted that she fucking thought that taking out her phone to snap chat this was important.
>>25746961
>>25746907
>car overturns
>blood pouring from her head
>bruised as fuck
>"LOL BETTER TAKE A SELFIE SO PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR ME"
>women
>>25746907
Haha
I just got in a brutal car crash and I'm bleeding from multiple wounds! better post a picture of myself on the internet!
DAILY REMINDER TO ALL THE DISGUSTING NORMIES WITH THEIR GFs AND TO ALL THE ""FEMBOTS"" TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK.YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.
>>25746896
Go take your Seroquel, mr. Americuck. Your anger needs to be subdued.
>>25746896
Agreed anon. Tries this a few times but the normie scum won listen.
We will prevail though
Normie scum OUT NOW GTFO
reeeeeeereee xD
i love screaming frog!
find at least one flaw
I can't tell if they're ticklish
/thread
>>25746748
fucking bitch cant even shave her legs properly wtf
>Metart
You haven't posted the whole set
What is the /r9k/ accepted way for a girl to lose her virginity? Wait until marriage?
lose it in a committed relationship of >6 months
>>25746723
No, it's to have no strings attached sex with them and only them and then kill yourself. To be clear, this will exonerate you in the eyes of exactly one robot - to the rest you'll still be remembered (if at all) as a attentionwhoring roastie cunt.
Only if she wants marriage.
Here's the deal, you're either in the fuck zone or the marriage/dating zone.
If you're in the fuck zone, (fucked other guys before) then guys don't want to invest lots of time into you. I could care less if a girl was a whore if she put out to me immediately.
What really happens is that ANY guy who isn't Chad, has to work his ass off for her just to get laid.
Women make men feel like cucks. You could ask a girl on a date, and she fucked 90 other guys, and she makes you wait months before you can...
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