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Post your ideal belly gf's pls! Especially if they post on /r9k/.
>>25748099
>belly gf
That's a funny name for a disgusting fat lard bucket
>>25748126
Subjective little anon :3c
>>25748126
Fuck off and enjoy your """"skinny chinese boys""" then
>scratching your itchy asshole
>tfw doing that while reading this post
>>25748077
you have hemoroids too?
>>25748094
nah man just an itchy ass asshole
I'm oh so in love with Rose.
Here's a free bump so I can hide this cancerous thread. Just letting you know she's a massive whore, and has an incredible ego. Dumb slut.
>xD gamer girl!!!!
>i'm just like you, guys! i went on 4chan!!!!
>le just one of the boys !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFk-GcqzteE
scrumptious babe
>Tfw gonna fail 11th grade for the 3rd time in a row
>>25747992
>be 20
>still failing 11th grade
what the fuck is wrong with you?
That's pretty goddamn bleak OP
u r dum opee
ITT: Post a pic of your 10/10
>tfw I am literally in love with a model so far out of my league
>tfw she is my desktop wallpaper and I stare at her everyday
>tfw I will never be with her
>tfw the only thing I wish for is just seeing her in real life
>tfw that will never happen
>tfw she makes me happy and sad at the same time
Why does your 10/10 mean something to you? How do you cope, robots?
>>25747974
>10/10
>posts some plain white roastie
>>25747974
I wouldn't even let that woman put a finger on my balls
Not very original I know but katya is my 10/10.
What the fuck is this? Why don't these people just go to 4chan?
They are scared of the hacker 4chan. Better they stay on reddit
They are too poor for 7 proxies.
>>25747919
they are borderline retarded clowns, that when you tell them they suck nigger cock in lol they report you
>2016
>putting ketchup in the fridge
>He enjoys rancid ketchup
>2016
>he keeps butter outside of the fridge
>>25747929
>letting ketchup go bad
>tfw a girl asks you to spank her ass and choke her and hold her down and "fake rape" her and she calls you daddy
sure its all fun and games during sex but you cant look at her the same after that shit
>>25747901
do it for real
>>25747901
Stop being such a pussy, anon. How would you feel if a girl would think you're weird because of a (relatively normal) kink?
>>25747901
>louis theroux sold out to the almighty jew
>back in the 90s when he was just new
What's your opinion of this NEET philosophy? As a NEET, we are extreme Philosophers and well ajusted.
>>25747867
>Charles
>Chuck
>Cuck
That's how.
>>25747867
Lol that quote is fucking stupid.
We all probably live in the first world where you can work 35 hours a week and have more than enough food to survive, we don't even experience starvation
And somehow this fucking faggot is complaining because he's a useless brat with no skill working in a factory
NEETs are useless scum leeching off society. Ancient philosophers would consider you that
>>25747867
Im a bartender which means I sleep in most days, do whatever I want during the day then have a pretty chill night of talking/flirting with people and get paid well for it.
So yeah, I'm good with being a goy thanks.
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? I usually drink 4-5, today I'm gonna have 6 though
>>25747736
same as you, 3 if I'm strict with myself, usually 4-5 though. Today is a strict day though because I'm on a diet, so switching to tea/diet coke for the rest of the day.
>>25747736
2-3 cups, gittery mess if more but I often partake in strong green tea as well as the coffee.
>>25747736
2-10 a week, i'm more depressed if i don't drink at all.
How do i stop thinking about my oneitis?
Only good picture of Taylor Swift, she looks like Rose minus the penis.
I got over my oneitis but reminding myself what a disgusting whore she is. Even if you don't think she is a whore, she is a whore.
>>25747718
>>25747738
>Even if you don't think she is a whore, she is a whore.
this, sadly
Masturbate followed by a hobby.
>tfw no human friend
Who needs human friend when you are your own ball friend?
>>25747710
Your meme of having this friend has gone too far. No one believes you. We all know you did it for upvotes.
>>25748666
OP from the actual Ball Friend thread. I don't know why this is becoming a meme.
I legitimately just wanted to see if other people could understand where I was coming from.
I've been sleeping from 7pm to 7am everyday for weeks
I have to write a program for tomorrow and I had weeks to do it and I haven't started yet because being so sleepy means I haven't studied or had dinner in a long time
It's 7.27pm and my eyes are so fucking heavy
I'm a fucking failure of a human being
Kill me
you procrastinator little fuck, get out of /r9k/ and write your program, DO YOU HEAR ME?!!! DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE, UNINSTALL YOUR INTERNET BROWSERS AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS!
>>25747687
You have so much to do and here you are. But why OP?
>>25747687
Who the fuck needs 12 hours of sleep every goddamn night?
Just kill yourself so you don't have to do it.
Post what you're listening to right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSI-I8sYByc
got some fidlar on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUJqHT0Reo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0t8oKcnkw
Rate me harshly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
Makes me feel like my life has meaning
Ask a robot anything about life as a junior doctor in the NHS (PROTIP: It's shit). You may have heard about us striking for the first time in 30 years.
at least you can strike, here in Malta, our union has no power.
nurses push us around, the administration bullies us, and we have no protection for doing our best for what is essentially a thankless job that ruins your life.
Governement worker welfare queen piece of shit
>>25747676
True. I think our government was astounded at the resistance they have seen to their proposed new contract. Historically, we've been the same but the amount of anger has finally bubbled over and we've found our balls.
