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>my crush texts me
>she says david bowie is ded
>I quote the meme you guys always post in hopes to make her laugh "alan rickman is ded and all u can talk about is david bowie. you heartless cunt. alan rickman is dead."
>she says "no, not cool"
>I text "what? It's a meme. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry"
>she says "you called me a CUNT."
>I said "no, it's part of the meme. I didn't call you a cunt"
>she says "yes you did"
>no, you don't understand, cunt is part of the meme. I wasn't being sexist
>she says "this isnt about you being sexist. it's about you being rude to me"
>she says "I just wanted to talk to you. BUT FORGET IT. IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN"
>I said "please. try to understand it's an internet meme. Cunt is in the meme. Please I'm really sorry. please forgive me"
>she doesnt respond for 5 minutes. im literally sweating bullets.
>she says "I'm gonna take a bath and drink some wine. ill ttyl"
What did she mean by this? How do I get her to understand that it wasn't personal?
try /r/relationships on reddit.com my friend
that place is more your speed.
ur really stupid
>>25756455
Learn to greentext you absolute faggot.
what is your future wife doing tonight?
>>25756377
I met her today during our first day of Psychology :)
I'm assuming going over the syllabus.
>>25756377
Dead people don't do anything much.
>>25756377
I'm not going to get married
My future partner, if she exists, is probably asleep as it's quite late
Post ITT if you can't grow a beard.
>>25756279
I know that feel. At least I can grow a goatee, but I hate the way those look. Why can't my cheeks just grow hair!
Everyone eventually gets a beard, right? I really want a beard.
I know how you feel, bother. It pains me being unable to grow a full beard. I cry silently every day.
I am a faggot that gets no pussy but tonight I am presented an opportunity of going to a rave. Should I be a normiefag for one night or is it a waste of time in general? Please help.
>>25756276
Go and kill everyone there. Make the world less hellish. Do it for me.
Raves are loud drug fueled dancing parties. If this sounds like your idea of a good time then by all means go.
>>25756276
do all the drugs you can
>tfw sister is raping dad again in the next room
>i can hear him scream
This genuineIy made me chuckle, thanks OP
I fucking love this board
baba booey
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Who here eat in shower? It's one of the joys in life.
>>25756196
looks comfy OP
How is this any different from standing in a shower with an empty bowl, washing my body with my one free hand, then consuming my bowl now full of shower water, dead skin, dandruff, dirt, and shampoo?
A few times I have brought a couple slices of pizza into the shower, even a cup of coffee once. Havnt done it in a while though
What is your most painful moment?
>>25756138
mother was going to kill herself, took gun out of her hand
Listening to hiphop
The moment never ended.
Who /dicklet/ here?
I'm 4x4.5
JUST
>>25756092
I'm lucky. I've got a seven incher. I've never used it though.
>>25756125
>I've never used it though.
So how are you lucky?
>>25756143
I feel sort of happy when I look at it. I've never pleasured a woman, but I know I could.
Enough feels, let's post cute anime girls
>tfw no cute anime girl to hold
this girl was the normiebook avatar of some weeb chick my friend betafagged over for a long time
good memories
>>25756098
>tfw I'll never be a cute anime girl
Who /reallygonettofar here?
Im fucking 31, working a shit job, no gf, while my 3 brothers are succesful, married and happy
Marriage is nothing to be proud of these days. At least you have a job.
What did you brothers do that you didn't? Why didn't you do it?
This is why I have a cut off date at 30.
An hero already prepared.
If you're a straight male, is it even possible to have a woman as your best friend?
Every time a girl was my best friend, I always fell in love with her. Then, I either stupidly confessed after months/years of saying nothing and got shutdown, and we gradually drifted apart, or I never said anything, and I tried to move on myself. My best (and only) friend currently is a girl and she's the best friend I've ever had.
I'm afraid I already fell for her, even though I don't want to (since I don't want to ruin the relationship we have, and she has a boyfriend).
>>25755817
I am with you anon...
Happenend every single time.
My current gf is my ex best friend.
Yes it's possible, because I'm not an autist and can tell when a girl wants to fuck me or keep it platonic. If I sense that she just wants to be friends, I go after someone else.
>>25756215
I can TELL she doesn't want to fuck me. That's not really the point. You can fall by someone who doesn't love you.
>this is what the Olsen twins look like now
>they're only 29 years old
JUST
Cocaine does that
White women age pretty bad
>tfw you look like Ashley
If I get a /fit/ body, will I be able to trick a girl into loving me?
>>25755698
Loving you? No. Fucking you? Possibly.
>>25755698
visualize this! there is one boy and one girl, the girl points to his pelvis and says to the boy: look it you silly boy, with this i am going to control your life
>>25755698
>getting fit for a woman's sake
>go on /fit/
>see trip that attention whores on here
>tell him he looks like shit everytime he acts like he's hot shit on here
>/r9k/ posters always treat him like a beautiful godking
>his shit progress and body gets almost no replies on /fit/ and the replies he does get are insulting
holy shit im happy this guy posts on /fit/ and they actually let him know he looks like shit instead stroking his ego like posters here do. it's not wonder he attention whores here.
second pic is all angles.
>>25755696
/fit/izen here
he looks like shit
>>25755696
>posting your picture on /fit/ when you're not a roided up 220 lb monster
Waste o' time
Your oneitis suddenly grows a dick
Do you still love her?
>having a oneitis
>loving girls
I'm not in high school anymore and I've lost all hope, so no.
>>25755643
if my oneitis already has a dick, does he gain another one or lose one
>>25755699
His erections now grow inwards rather than outwards
