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>tfw when you thought you had a god tier personality type but it's actually shit tier.
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>>25756546
>ISTP isn't even listed
K
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>your income is a 6th of your type average
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>30k
I wonder if they account for NEETs and that's why the average is so low or if I'm doomed. (I assume there are lots of INTP NEETs because I would be one for sure if I could survive it)

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>"Have you really never kissed a girl anon? lol!"
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kiss me now

or i kiss your grave later
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Nope. You have to be muscular and outgoing for a girl to like you enough to kiss you.
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>>25754952

Being muscular actually doesn't help, it's basically just about being a normie

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Why are American niggers so much worse than migrants that came here actually from from Africa and still speak with a whatever-tribal-language accent?
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>>25754364

Oppression
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american nig nogs are taught from birth that they are responsible for nothing. every problem in their life is because of white people. government owes them and will take care of them. they can do whatever the fuck they want because they have no responsibility.
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American black culture is very anti-education. Some American blacks mock other black kids who read and do homework. I wonder if it stems from being anti-authority.

The difference stems from the sacrifice that a lot of those Africans made to come to America. My own parents had to spend lots of money to catch a plane. Both of them grew up poor. But they also had a better family structure than a lot of American blacks here. Both of them had both parents and learned values. As much as people see Africa as being the shits, things are slower there. People are humble in the rural areas.

I think it comes down to family structure and community.

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/freudian-personality/test.php

>Your Freudian Personality Style is:
>Phallic-compensative
>Self-controlled, sober, and seemingly mild-mannered, you have great facility with analytical arguments, which you use as a double-edged sword, pointing them as much at yourself as you do at others. Socially, you are a bit impassive and vacuous, and you may attach yourself to someone (such as a significant other or female parent) whom you perceive to be better at social interaction and 'all the emotional stuff' than you are, thus neglecting the development of yourself in that area. Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a five-year-old who is aware that he is not the favorite child in the family but at the same time wishes that he were. As a result of this envy, you have developed a compensative attitude where you dismantle the dominance of others by analytically picking apart their activities, laying bare their weaknesses and exposing the special treatment that they have received and the double standards they live by. However, while it may seem like you are just being equitable and even-handed, your true motivations are nevertheless personal envy and a longing to compensate for your frustrated need to dominate. One proof of these ignoble motives that underlie your seemingly noble actions is that you sometimes go overboard in your exposition when exposing the flaws of someone whom you perceive to be 'mightier' than you, and that when doing so you can even become a bit moralistic and persecuting, in marked contradistinction to your usual easygoing self.

why does this hurt so much?
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>>25753725
>still beleiving a stupid psychologist from many years ago
wew lad, i bet you think that the myers briggs 16 personality types are actually usefull too.
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Your Freudian Personality Style is:
Oral-receptive

Being inherently passive and acquiescent, you often feel tense at the prospect of having responsibility placed on your shoulders and having to fend for yourself. Chances are that you resort to biting your nails and smothering yourself in comfort foods (such as ice cream and milky beverages) in order to relieve this tension. Inwardly, you are afraid that if you don't accommodate others and give in to their wishes, they will get angry and withdraw from you, leaving you with no one in your corner to fend for you. This prospect is inherently terrifying to you, because you feel that you cannot trust your own judgment or "make it on your own." Hence, you worry a lot about pleasing people and obtaining their approval, internalizing their ideas as your own and going to great lengths in order to avoid confrontation. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as an overweaned infant smothered in breast milk. Due to the overavailability of nurture and care early in life, you learned that you could get by simply by passively sucking down the milk instead of developing your own skills.


>tfw mother is over-smothering
>tfw only child
>tfw forever beta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4ARVbhrw
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Raised by an immature mom more interested in watching the real world on mtv and q dad that was away on "business" most of the time and my little sister was the clear favorite

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Those 15 minutes of shooting must have been terrifying for Elliot
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Yeah I can't imagine what that must've been like, actually killing people. But mostly stabbing his roommates
And having the balls to put a gun to his head and end it, though after getting shot and having police chase you there's not much else to do
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>>25752819
I read he was smiling after shooting some people dead, and was about to shoot some dumb blonde, and she smiled back at him, thinking his gun was fake. She got away in the end, and she was on the news.
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>>25753893

oh that roastie, I remember her, she said it was like "looking into the eyes of the devil"

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I'm in love with marica hase, she is so beautiful
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Isnt half her stuff nigger porn?
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>>25761419
no, she is a beautiful housewife
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>>25761419
Even more reason to waifu her, she can cuck you with the master race

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Tell me that she'll never reciprocate my feelings.

Tell me that she's fucking other dudes.

Tell me that I'm pathetic for staying around.

Tell me that I'd be better off just walking away.

Please just tell me all of these things and anything more that you deem necessary. Somebody just say this shit to me.
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>>25761168

I'unno OP. Things could turn around. Have you tried waiting?
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>>25761194
Lol yes this is good advice. Let's all give more advice along these lines. You should probably stalk her and then rape her boyfriend in front of her. Also dog-fucking I hear is in with the robo-sphere, might want to check that out.
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>>25761168

You could always date other chicksbon the side to boost confidence while clinging to.your cuntly beloved

Thats what i did. Ended up dumping the abusive cunt user whore. Still love her doe

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>tfw want to raise your daughter to fall in love with you and marry you
Daughters were made for daddy cock.
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>>25760945
go home anime
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Yup, I'm on /r9k/ alright
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>>25761141

If you don't acknowledge father+Daughter love as the purest form of human connection you need to get the fuck off r9k.

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>heave healthy fetishes
>i.e. Vanilla porn, lesbians, Etc.
>never have sexual attraction to underage girls
>suddenly develop attraction to young girls
>beat off to them all the time now
>literally can't get off to anything else now
JUST
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Wasn't very smart of you to post about it on imageboard.
Feds will be knocking down your door any minute now.
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>>25760489
OP never specifically mentioned that he has CP or acted on his fantasies, but yeah, he is definitely on a watchlist now.

And so am I probably for posting in this thread but all the feds will find is a bunch of shemale porn instead
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>>25760553
>I'll be put on a watchlist for making a post in a thread on 4chan
Underage or are you just genuinely retarded?

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>"So, anon.... you wanted to ask me something?"
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>>25760008
Well actually I wanted to show you something *Unzips pants*
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>>25760008
Where the hell is your mom, you middle schooler?
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>>25760008
that bitch has gotta be like 12

why do i have a boner

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Why don't parents teach their children shame?
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>tfw he lives in my city
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>>25759994
Sounds like this faggot is more confident than you :^^^)
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>>25760036
Arrange a meet, end his suffering with a hammer.

Do your part anon.

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Non-24 Thread

Does anyone else suffer from this?
>unable to keep consistent sleep schedule
>fall asleep 30 min later each night
>sleep schedule rotates around entire clock
>have normal bedtime now
>in 5 weeks, I'll be going to bed at 4 pm
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>>25759964
Yea. Weird sleeping patterns. Stay up for days and fall asleep in the afternoon.
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I work a night shift, the days i work switch back and forth every other week. Sleeping sucks, i never feel rested.
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>>25759964
I did that when i played mmos at age of 18

Dropped out of hs when i was 18 to play WoW

Going army now @ 24 ys old

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Any robots out there experiencing psychosis? How have you been feeling lately? My visual Hallucinations have become LSD-tier.
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Please provide me with some >(You)s.
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>>25759712
>>25759712
>>25759825
>>25759825
>>25759825
LOL I fell for the "psychedelic drugs will not do any long term physiological damage" meme
Now, even though Ive been clean for like a year

Every time a shadow in my house flickers I get scared thinking its a rat, when Im driving at night im constantly hitting the brakes because shadows look like dogs or cats running into the road
the "hue" of my vision randomly flickers and the world sometimes looks more red or yellow(just like a wes Anderson movie)
I get lost driving home from work and "snap out of it" pulling into random superstore parking lots or after Ive driven like 20 minutes down the highway past my exit
Just learned there is a name for this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamais_vu
Describes it pretty well I think
I'd seek medical help, but I dont really feel like it affects the quality of my life that much, I mean Id still hate myself and be depressed
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>>25759944
Thanks for the >(You)s.
Your symptoms sound like some form of HPPD or psychosis. If you also have major depressive episodes, then you're in the same boat as me (depressive psychosis). I think mine was caused by genetic factors in combination with some sleep aid abuse a while back for my inability to sleep.

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Surely there must be some females who can see past looks right?
Someone who actually considers the /nice guy/ an option
I want to be the nice guy, but I can't
God damn why does it have to be like this?
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>>25759686
nobody wants an entitled jerk for a boyfriend.
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>>25759686
yeah there's plenty once their looks dry up and they need someone to raise their kids as long as you have a stable income :^)
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Women's biology is to find the spit-in-your-face aggressive alpha male.

A girl likes a nice guy the same way a lion prefers vegetables.

Sorry, but you will die alone.

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>have some of the most disturbing and degenerate paraphilias

What did I do to deserve this?
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you be'd yourself too much
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>>25759652
describe them, degenerate
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>>25759863
>describe them
I don't want to end up on a list.

I was expecting other people to describe theirs.

Describe yours.

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