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Lets talk about suicide for a minute.
All the greats die at a young age. I want to be remembered as youthful.On one hand, I have a job coming up that pays $40 an hour, but, I got to do a stupid training course for a few weeks. big bucks.. but, I'm just so fucking lazy. I'm so lazy I want to die lol
have you ever considered suicide because you were lazy? If I do get my big bux job, I would like to try cocaine. maybe heroin, or maybe get some steroids and tattoos, and some leg lengthening surgery and become zyzz. but you see, that takes a lot of work for somebody as lazy as I.
who lazy here? maybe too lazy to commit suicide too.
You're lazy but you could be lazier. You could be the kind of person who lies in bed all day except to go to the toilet or get food to eat.
Knowing this, you should get that job and try your best, or just kill yourself. I'd kill you and your entire family for $40 an hour.
>>25762003
Suicidal thoughts are caused by depression.
>>25762057
haha I just sit at my computer except when for when I have to get food or use the toilet. I haven't left my house in 5 days.
>>25762076
Maybe I'm depressed, but I am too lazy to think of that right now.
Alright brobots let's share how good things are going
I'll go first
>Field
IT
>experience
4.5 years
>job title
IT specialist
>education
BS information systems
>certifications if any
MCSA
>pay
75k
>region
SF bay area
>Where you see yourself at the end of your career
I'd like to be designing infrastructure for different companies, working as a consultant.
Pic related only in that I work in one.
>Field
IT
>experience
2 years
>job title
Lead Testing Engineer
>education
BS information systems
>certifications if any
Hyper-V, VMware
>pay
33k
>region
Mid Atlantic
>Where you see yourself at the end of your career
No fucking clue mate
I'm about to start studying computer engineering at a tech school.
Anything I should know?
Will there be a lot of work when I actually get a job?
>>25762083
Learn to use google.
>Hanging out with normies at a house party
>Get sloshed blackout drunk
>wake up at 4am still falling over drunk
>Go to my car TO SLEEP in the back (had pillows and a blanky back there)
>Accidentally set off the car alarm in my drunken state
>Everyone runs outside
>fucking Chad of the party in front
>With no shirt on
>"WHOA ANON, YOU'RE WAY TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE MAN"
>" I wasn't going to, I was goi-"
>"CMON MATE LET'S GET YOU BACK TO BED, GOOD THING I FOUND YOU"
>"I wan't to sleep in my c-"
>"YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF MAN, CMON"
>Give up and sleep on shitty hot leather couch with no pillows or blankets
>Remembered as the guy who tried to drive while hammered drunk
I have an SUV. I literally would have slept like a baby, it was a cool night and everything.
>>25761903
Cucked by life.
Mother Nature intended for me not to succeed.
Mother nature is a Roastie.
>>25762046
>That Story
I almost felt bad for you but then I saw the tripcode
>>25762046
I took ADD meds and they made my chest hurt so I stopped. Did you get any symptoms before your heart got cucked?
Do nice girls exist?
I'm pretty nice.
My imaginary friends say I'm pretty nice, I don't bully.
No.
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>tfw rich dad died and inheriting millions of dollars
FUCK YES, EASY MODE ACHIEVED. THE TROUBLES ARE OVER, I'M FUCKING RETIRING AT 25.
>>25761806
>not growing your capital and raising your kids to do the same thereby founding a dynasty and ensuring none of your progeny have to suffer life as a pleb
>>25761806
Report back in 18 months after you've blown it all on hookers and drugs
>>25761806
care to spare a few thousand op?
Which transsexual would you slam sexually?
None, faggots need to be purged.
>>25761602
>Oryx
>Pookie
>Ufufu
lmfao this is some shit you would name your dog
>>25761602
1) ufufu
2) jormy
3) anne
So how many of you have used escort services? I've been seriously considering it. Doesn't appear to be any actual services around me so I was thinking about finding one on backpage. I just feel like there's so many things that could go wrong. Is backpage safe? Should I be strapped? Is there any certain way to go about it to ensure everything is legal? I know I'm probably overthinking it but I just want to fuck this blonde with big tits and not go to jail or anything.
Any advice would be appreciated
Pic not related
I almost had one a couple of days ago but pussied out lol.
Several times. Asians sometimes let me fuck raw. I hate old women so much. And there's one 9/10 latina who I bond with let's me slide when I'm short 20 bucks
>>25761720
What state anon ????
And city
>Late 2018
>Star wars is the only culture anyone knows
>Abrams is president and won in landslide victory
>With only jobs left involving Star Wars, I join a resistance army known as The Handies
>Stormtroopers raid my house
>Where are the droids
So who else has been jerking off to Star Wars
>>25761524
Sauce please I need that high test
>>25761524
Every day op
>>25761584
I wonder if her vagina tasted like cocaine back then
Who /just plain sad/ here?
If you're scrolling by, and sad, stop in and tell us why. Tell a story or just explain how you're feeling.
I have three projects I'm supposed to be working on but I can't decide on which so I just do nothing
Only 4 days into the semester and I can already tell that I'm going to crash and burn. Definitely going to fail at least one class probably 3. Was going to try and get a head start on some projects tonight but I ended up doing nothing
>>25761470
>Having trouble with math thing
>Know if I post details some genius will come in to tell me he mastered it immediately and I'm an idiot
I just want to be good at something.
Life is so dark and lonely
someone, please, love me
all i've ever wanted was love
But now it's cold, bitter hatred, and it'd be an absolute insult for normies to call any revenge of mine unjust.
>>25761401
Want doesn't get faggot
Waste your pathetic life away until you take the eternal sleep
Then it will all probably just repeat again
>>25761580
What if you're reborn a Chad?
>girlfriend asks if we can do anal
HELL YEAH WE CAN.
And we did. Damn it was good.
You too can get an anal loving gf bros, just go out there.
Women are bad at cleaning their boots holes
>>25761333
Nice anon, what's his name?
>>25761333
I'll bet it is a 5 foot landwhale
Femanons, would you date a man who dresses like this everyday?pls respond
Why do you dress like a woman if you want to attract women? Where is the logic?
>>25761388
pls no bully, I just like being cute and being with cute girls
>>25761422
Well unless she's a fucking lesbian, I doubt there's a girl that'll want you. I'm a big strong man and I like cute girls as well. The difference is they'd prefer me over your pansy ass. Either embrace your homosexuality or stop being a faggot.
Should I kill myself /r9k/?
I've been depressed for the past 7 years, and very suicidal for the past 8 months, and I can't afford antidepressants or therapy. What should I do?
>Should I kill myself /r9k/?
I dunno, if you want.
I'm not some fucking normie who's going to try and talk you out of it when I don't know how bad your life is.
>>25761292
I'd like to add that since you made this thread, it's pretty clear you just want someone to talk to about your problems. Go find a Steam friends thread and add someone. I think they have them on /v/ and /vg/. I might have even seen it happen on /r9k/.
>>25761239
Your decision, don't let other people make it for you
>currently on a university sponsored work experience in China
>company is owned by the state
>company is making me and my coworkers, all foreign, develop a data mining app
>exact instructions were to ignore any privacy concerns and do whatever it takes
>literally cannot say no
Do I go ahead with it robots?
you sound like a huge normie. I bet you're banging one of the coworkers.
you're fucked now brian
>>25761264
I'm a 27 year old virgin anon. I've never so much as held a girls hand.
>be black fembot
>wanted Asian bf
>met a Korean guy and going to see him Tuesday
What should we do?should I have him take my virginity asap?
>>25761198
Go to a park and get gelato or something. Relatively cheap and who doesn't love that shit.
>>25761275
At what point should we have sex?
>>25761285
Have you met before? How'd you meet the guy?
Will be okay if the relationship was strictly sex?
btw losing your virginity might hurt like a bitch. I look someones and it look about 40 minutes for me to get all the way inside her. don't expect to like it your first go around.
