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Post your most perverted sexual fantasy to prove that you are a robot
I want to put my dick in a wet vagoo and maybe move around once or twice
>>29326988
>>29326988
>that gif
hgnnnhh
how can fembots compete with that
I want to put a live female in a freezer
Nest update! the cowbird has hatched.
Old thread: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29124864
Kill the cowbird; they're literally nigger birds.
>>29325940
Kill it before it kills the others, retarded nigger.
Cute bird dude
Post comfy pics, music, vids, and gifs. Sit back, relax, and pretend we're a happy family.
Feel free to post anything related. Perhaps some stories and tips related to being comfy.
Maybe rate each others posts out of 10.
Also, join this comfy chatroom if you want:https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Hey guys this is Michael and I just wanted to let you all know that I haver super aids
this is not only great, but it's a good anime too.
We're all brothers in comfiness here
Tfw shitposting is more enjoyable than sex.
>>29343547
THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WON'T LAST
IN THE MEMORY YOU'LL FIND MEEYES BURNING UP
Seeing the (You)'s flow in is amazing.
Have you accepted that you will probably die alone?
>>29343399
Yes, a while ago. It is quite a heavy feeling at first. Get used to it though.
>>29343424
How did you do it?
originalo commento
>>29343399
Nah, I'll probably get murdered by orderlies in an old people's home when I get alzheimers.
>yfw there's a robot starving to death in his parents panic room right NOW
>>29343379
Sounds very specific, OPAre you talking about yourself
I remember that thread from a couple of days ago. Hopefully he didn't die a painful death.
>>29343379
Is anyone scanning the headlines? Do we even have a clue as to where this Anon is located?
Should I just cut my losses and go for a non-white gf?
I just don't want to be alone anymore
You really might as well. The white race is dying out, and most of the remaining white women have princess syndrome.
>>29343243
Attractive women of all races have princess syndrome in the west.
Please do. I will be right here waiting to MUD pretty white women.
goddamit /r9k/. yesterday i stuck a long ass plastic object up my ass and the pleasure was so fucking intense, but i was immediately disgusted afterwards.
now i cant even cum without something in my butt anymore, and i know that this is only because porn has warped my sexuality.
is there anyway to turn back, or is this finally where i an hero?
just embrace it anon
would you like to share a double dong with me?
>>29343015
>i cant even cum without something in my butt anymore
>one day later
how many times a day do you even jack off?
>put finger up ass
>doesn't feel that good
>put two fingers up ass
>doesn't feel any better
>never try it again
Am I broken?
How many dicks did she suck to finance her trip, r9k?
What does that have to do with you?
Even if she did it doesn't make her any less of a human being, you know.
approximately 39 dicks give or take
just one, a rich sugar daddy.
is 4chan representative for humanity ?
do you think people secretly are by far more right wing than they would admit in public because they fear social disapproval ?
They'd be left wing if they realized their bosses were ripping them off every day of their lives.
>>29342746
*tips meme hat*
people would be national socialist, deep down they know it is the best possible system
ITT: Lyrics that make you feel
>I'm not living, I'm just killing time
>Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwJ1q7cIck
Recently discovered, the entirety of this song.
>When you're a boy,some days are tough.
Too many "b urself" normies around.
I need a forum I can go to have people acknowledge my confirmation bias about how hideous I am and stop trying to give me uplifting little speeches every fucking time I come around just to drink and be sad.
Post a story and "it's not that bad."
Post a picture and "oh ur so attractive why don't u have a gf?"
And the fucking endless taunting of boypussy or trap threads or not even that - just an ocean of unattainable EVERYTHING that dangles this fucking fantasy in front of my face half the time I'm here.
Tired of it. I'd retreat to something like 8ch or Wizardchan but fuck those places are slower than a glacier, although Wiz has next to none of this fantasy bullshit that keeps getting posted here.
Nice blog post. Nobody cares if you don't like it. Leave. Anyway see you tomorrow anon
>Post a picture
You're everything wrong with this place you fucking faggot.
>tfw it's becoming harder and harder to relate to people here
>tfw you see a post about a failed date, an ex, a gf, someone hanging out with their friends and realize even people who think they're undesirable enough to come here still are miles ahead of you
Really want a massage but it's 11:35 pm on Friday night and the only place I'll be able to get one is at a brothel and it's going to be expensive as fuck.
>11 PM on Friday night
>is actually 8 AM
Fuck off
6 bullets for slytherin
>>29342457
>There's only one timezone on Earth
>>29342449
take a hot bath famalam
ok /r9k/ I need actual real advice for once
My girlfriend is out of my league and she openly states it to me. We haven't been together long and just 2 days ago she went on a "girls holiday" to Greece without really telling me anything about it.
She isn't really trying to hide the fact that she's being a skank on tour. Endless pictures of her dancing with other men, passed out (presumably drunk), pictures of her walking around her hotel room naked etc
She has always been distant from me on an emotional level so honestly I'm not too surprised. The question is what do I do about this? I'm 99% sure "girls holiday" means "get fucked by as many chads as possible in 5 days", but if I leave her I'll never get anything like her again.
>>29342423
if she's really being as bad as you're saying, you should probably leave her.
>>29342423
What is more valuable to you? Bad feelings because you did the right thing? Bad feelings because you let yourself get used?
>>29342423
>My girlfriend is out of my league and she openly states it to me
Major red flag in the first sentence alone. Just break up with her, that's a pretty shitty way for anyone to treat anyone else.
The world ooohis objetified and sick, they just say:
>ohhh is half full, ohh is half empty
No one ever asked the if it agreed with being filled in first place. Whoever did it shall be condemned no matter what because rape is so serius to even question it.
And you all are calling them glasses, but what if they feel themselves as candles or chairs?
Then you HAVE to go and sit on them cause they feel like it.
Fuck CIS objects, power to trans-objectified.
It's still nonsense even if you do it with actual genders and people, doesn't this people realize it?
>tl;dr invented genders and shitty feminist thread.
>ooohis
It's*
>>29342369
According to pic it's neither half full or half empty.
Its a cut cone.
Is English your native language OP?
