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When you think about it, we're like a slowly sinking ship.
The lifeboats are long gone...
...the water's up to our mouths.
We know it's hopeless, but we're still looking for an exit. But we don't have the courage to dive underwater, either. Tell me, anon, why is it? I'm prepared to accept anything. But why aren't they prepared to accept us?
The lifeboats are gone. They loaded them up with women, children and young people.
They're gone.
Pull me up. Somebody, please pull me up.
Do you think we can start all over again? From this moment on, do you think we can start all over again?
Because you were born as a disposable male.
I'm cool with taking the deep dive
Been curious about it for as long as I can remember
I'm afraid of not being able to come back, but then again, what would I be coming back to?
I guess there are nice things, but I'm incapable of being happy with them.
I don't want to grow old
one chance and that's it
Whos the worst in your eyes /r9k/?
normies, chad/stacies, failed normies, fembots, or orbiters?
orbiters
they are failed normies who prop up stacys ego and work for chad
>>29338041
Robots
Originality
>>29338111
>this
theyre also the reason fembots and roasties arent afraid to post here
who else /gross/
>>29337981
Dude what the fuck happened here.
shit looks like strawberry nesquick
>>29337981
/gingivitis/ general?
iktf op
Is this the source of all your problems?
Yeah, some spic stole my bike
>>29337934
Goddamn i hate bikes
I'm the cause of everything that's ever gone wrong in my life.
Just took 400mg of caffeine at 2am, AMA
>>29337909
You wanna get really hopped up on caffeine and play some shitty videogames with me? I just so happen to have some caffeine tablets with me right now, along with half of my tequila and iced tea drink I've been sipping.
If I wasn't barred out and tired as fuck and unable to do anything but shitpost I might so the same thing but I don't want to be awake but I can't sleep don't do drugs folks
>>29337909
do little kids really think taking a lot of caffeine is like doing drugs?
So /r9k/, why aren't you reducing strain on your eyes?
not gonna lie, this is really nice
not shilling here
The screen warps to be yellow and softens all the hard lights, you can't even screen shot it. Very nice effect. Something I've never been able to have on android and I'm disappointed desu. The fact that this tech is monopolized
>>29337975
F.lux dipshit
deating with slutty girls is the worst. trying to act like a normie sucks, you just have to not ree out when they go home with someone else. play that shit cool, and you will still be in the running.
I love Taylor Momsen
I want to taste her sweat
>>29337902
totaly agee i just want to lick her. fucking normies sucks. you have to hide your power level the first time you fuck any girl, no licking armpits no licking feet. once you have cum inside of them (normies dont wear condoms) then you can get a little weird, but you still have to make them cum everytime.
You know alcohol and not worrying about getting laid help alot.
Go with the mindset of only having fun and not expecting to get laid.
Itll help you relax and have alcohol with the sloots.
If you get laid then awesome, if not then go do more shots with friends or other sloots
what does your imaginary girlfriend love about you?
Jennifer likes my voice and my sense of humor!
>>29337869
>mfw I can unironically respond to this thread
Tori loves my coldness and down-to-earth personality; it compliments her more fruity, fun nature very well.
>>29337942
Tori sounds sweet, we should go on a double date
>your imaginary gf dumps you
Does anyone else just not sleep for no reason, I stay up all night, sometimes stay up all day, but I mostly get 5ish hrs of sleep or less. I have time to sleep but I just get up and sit on the computer.
NEET?
orangina
>>29338004
yup living the neet dream
>>29337758
I usually end up just sleeping all day even when iu had already gotten sleep
What does /r9k/ smoke?
Red Luckies for me.
Smoking is the only joy I get out of life now
We get it, you listen to mac demarco
I used to smoke lucky filters but I would often cough up blood
So I went back to camel filters and it stopped lmao
>tfw I haven't gotten out of bed in 4 days
>>29337735
but how do you eat and drink water?
how do you poop
>>29337749
I have a jug of water and a box of saltine crackers that I've been consuming
>tfw taylor swift has banged at least 7-8 dudes that you know of due to her long term relationships with them
>she's 25
>not forgetting all of the other guys she's probably had sex with
Why are American girls such whores? Wouldn't be surprised if it was approaching 35 guys by the time she is married
>He doesn't know TayTay is a prude, which is why guys breaking up with her
>>29337714
Taylor swift looks like a shitty trap, get fucked
>>29337714
American girls don't have a clue what self respect is and are taught to be whores since they are young
Huh...this really makes you think!
>>29337601
that's such a dumb comparison i was legitimately expecting ben garrison
when was tylenol recalled what
>>29337601
>pinto
more like penis lol
how much can i wash my stepdaughter, can i clean her genitals a lot, when is it illegal>?
Who cares, post more parakeet
You have to have her wash her own vagina but you can inspect it to make sure it's clean.
>>29337605
it's tomboychan and her bird
When will r9k run out of original posts
Surely there will eventually be a point where no one can say anything because everything has already been said
Will r9k then turn into a recreation of the library of babel?
>>29337401
Well each post has a maximum character limit of 2,000 and there are probably billions upon billions of possibilities as to what goes where in those 2,000 characters, not to mention the posts that don't reach 2,000 characters and say, only reach 500 or something entirely random like 1,349.
Do something productive for once and do the math.
Posts are truncated from the robot's memory after a certain interval.
/thread
Assuming people type only using letters and spaces, and the character limit is what, 2000 characters? According to my calculator, that leaves a possibility of 5.339(and some long string of digits)e+2862 unique posts. I don't know how many posts that is, but that's a very large number that I doubt will ever be reached.
>mfw the library of babel has the whole of /r9k/ written in it somewhere
