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> I wear this because it's comfortable Anon
yoga pants are comfy af tho ngl
>>29334326
> Haynesworth jersey
>>29334402
why cant i wear yoga pants then
>mfw he's over 5'5
Wh...huh?
mfw 5'2
>>29334333
anyone over 5'5 should be gassed tbqhwyf, it's repulsive
ITT: Post an image
Just post something
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In my angry stupor of seeing the exact same fucking threads over and over again while I waste my time here I've grown somewhat curious. Indulge my curiosity please:
>Do you now or have you ever had a 'oneitis'?
>Do you now or have you ever 'orbited' a girl?
>Do you now or have you ever engaged in behaviors that /r9k/ would regard as being 'beta' or 'a cuck'?
>Did these behaviors change after time spent on /r9k/?
>Did time on /r9k/ change your perspective on aforementioned behaviors?
>Did your opinions of women and the nature of relationships alter drastically after time on /r9k/?
>What way would you say /r9k/ has changed you if any?
>>29334137
>Do you now or have you ever had a 'oneitis'?
I have had crushes on girls that prevented me from responding to girls who were interested in me during high school.
>Do you now or have you ever 'orbited' a girl?
I orbited a girl in high school.
>Do you now or have you ever engaged in behaviors that /r9k/ would regard as being 'beta' or 'a cuck'?
Yes but they label everything as being the behavior of a cuck, some of the shit I did was pretty beta. I used to say m'lady to one of my crushes, this was in the early 2000's before it was a meme. I want to die.
>Did these behaviors change after time spent on /r9k/?
No I stopped before I became a habitual 4chan user.
>Did time on /r9k/ change your perspective on aforementioned behaviors?
Not really, most people on 4chan in general are retarded so I ignore what they think.
>Did your opinions of women and the nature of relationships alter drastically after time on /r9k/?
No, see above.
>What way would you say /r9k/ has changed you if any?
Not much. I just come on her because I'm afraid of trying new things that might turn out badly in convuluted ways. This place keeps me from growing up and more and more every day I see it as a bad influence.
Yes. I recently looked at our old fb messages and am hurting.
I kind of orbited him. I would never leave before he did during game nights.
I am a beta female. Not sure if cuck.
No real post-r9k commentary since I was never that invested to begin with.
>Do you now or have you ever had a 'oneitis'?
A crush, yes, but I asked her out, and she said yes. It's not tough.
>Do you now or have you ever 'orbited' a girl?
No.
>Do you now or have you ever engaged in behaviors that /r9k/ would regard as being 'beta' or 'a cuck'?
Depends. I had a threesome with one of my male friends because we took pity on him for virgin status. He hates me now though lol because after I broke up with that girl I fucked his girlfriend
>Did these behaviors change after time spent on /r9k/?
I'm more conscious of robot behaviors now and I try to befriend robots IRL and teach them the ways of the cyborg.
>Did time on /r9k/ change your perspective on aforementioned behaviors?
No, those behaviors are still beta as hell and I have at least five friends that I'm working with, to varying levels of success.
>Did your opinions of women and the nature of relationships alter drastically after time on /r9k/?
Women are pretty bad.
>What way would you say /r9k/ has changed you if any?
Pity.
whats the scientific name for when you first meet someone and fall head over heals for them?
>>29334121
Infatuation maybe?
pre-cuck
Love. It fucking sucks. You'll learn how to not let it happen again.
God why are you guys a bunch of fucking nerds.
Come over here and I'll show you
>>29334095
Get away from my mom you mong.
>>29334084
Please step on my balls. This is urgent.
>social anxiety mysteriously goes away almost completely and I no longer give a single fuck what anyone thinks
I'm happy but very confused
>>29334054
Bipolar, long depressed spell maybe. Can make you anxious.
Maybe PTSD.
Maybe early sign of a stroke.
>>29334054
You reached the black pill/depression stage
It's pretty nice. I'm not even bothered about being a virgin any more.
>>29334054
you snapped, youre probably gonna shoot up a school or something
>Have hard day at work a few weeks back
>Make joke to coworker about heat stroke
>Manager must have overheard
>Get workers comp paper in the mail
>Take it to manager and say that I don't want this on my record
>Get letter today saying from the state saying "your employer has decided to pay you compensation etc"
>To an injury that didnt really happen, like it did but I wasn't a bitch about it and was just very sore the next day
Do I take it or not? I mean free money is free money but I kinda feel bad and also don't want to break the law
>>29334041
Your employer gave you those papers to cover their ass legally. Just take the money so the matter can be resolved. They want to avoid you declining it and then the issue coming up later (and worse).
Next time keep quiet about trivial injuries.
>>29334085
But why can't I make jokes? And how much will it be?
>>29334329
>why can't I make jokes?
From your employer's perspective, you COULD say you're joking now, say you were serious later, and the law would slam your employer for not getting compensation to you.
Alternatively, if your employer doesn't address the heat stroke now and it gets worse because it's untreated (just in case it gets bad enough), they also become liable for your worse condition.
Like I said, they're covering their ass. That's all. Your manager may understand full well you're joking but HR's too nervous to care.
>And how much will it be?
No idea. Depends on the state and circumstances.
So do the boys and girls of /r9k/ play Overwatch? What are your names?
>2016 actiblizz makes a tumblr manga reskin of TF2
No thank you
>>29333928
Max fucking end it already my man
>>29334238
When you wear those shoes every vagina dries up within a 3 mile radius.
Ok so I'll get straight to the point, there's a 90% chance I will buzz my hair this weekend.
>pic related
My hairline has been thinking for years and I've been trying to cover it up with dreads but my forehead keeps getting bigger and my hair isn't growing fast enough.
On top of that, I can't fit any of my hats because with the exception of the top of my hair, it's so damn thick.
So for all my bald/balding bros, what was your grieving process like? Did you look better or worse when you finally cut it?
I'm pretty sure I can't get a girl because women see my huge forehead and me desperately trying to cover it with my dreads
>>29333921
Use a rope and hang yourself from a tree.
>>29333945
You saying that cause I'm black? What exactly do you get out of being picking on one human being?
How long are they, do you use them as bangs?
anyone else do nothing but play video games all day but still manage to be bad at them?
fucking normal fags who actually schedule their lives and play at most 2 hours a day are way better than me
Yep. Always dying befits having no life.
I tend to get go at video games with time and research, but I only play single player so I don't have a comparison to base it off of. I don't like to interact with people and now every game requires a voice chat so I just don't play any multiplayer games. I mostly just take my time and enjoy the game whether I'm good or bad.
Fucking normie wagies with 3 hours to play each weekend actually manage to grind out 3 super weapons and be better at raid content than me.
Why am I even alive?
I want to start having a social life but I have no idea where to begin. I've been a shutin during my formative years so I never really got to be part of a social group or various social activities.
Now I feel the need for friendship and socializing but I can't seem to plug myself into life. I'm 24 y/o, kv. Not that it bothers me, I'm willing to work on it but I have no idea how.
Any tips?
What are you good at, Anon? Serious question.
>>29333814
Nothing stands out to be honest, I guess I'm decent at programming but I wasn't trained as a programmer (chem eng. degree). I like nutrition as well.
>>29333959
If you live in a big city, go to tech meetups and try to make some friends. Just be as outgoing as possible and don't worry if you sperg all over the place -- they're used to it, and you'll get better.
does it get better?You have been muted for 2222 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29333760
Life is like a movie:
If you've sat through a quarter or more of it and it has been shit every second so far, there's not a lot of reason to believe it's gonna get better and all be worth it in the end
>>29333760
>Mfw low-flying panic attack
It never gets better, this is now a Thom thread
Posting in Thommy boy thread.
Is Karma a meme or is this shit actually real?
it's a meme
hope that helps
>>29333759
Its a meme. Bad things happen by chance to "good" people and good things happen to "bad" people.
>>29333779
Why is everyone I talk to think its real then? Even the guy who is becoming a doctor thinks its real. I dont know who to believe.
>can't make it to work today
>call co-worker to ask if he can cover my shift
>he asks me if I talked to the manager first
>tell him 'no'
>he tells me he doesn't COVER SHIFTS unless the manager personally calls him
>>29333741
>ask someone to do extra work as a favor to you
>they say no
>WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE RIGHT GUISE?
is it okay to constantly ask the same person to cover shifts if you know they don't do much on their days off?
I remember you posting a similarly entitled post yesterday with the same image. I guess this is just your new epic meme, cool.
