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Reminder that /r9k/ is run by babbies
http://www.strawpoll.me/10491906
>>29329999
This depresses me. And I imagine about half the people who picked 18 are actually younger than that..
I can assure you at least 20% of people on this board is underage. It's been the new /b/ for over a year now.
>>29329999
Wow. I honestly thought there were more adults here.
Are you sexist, robots?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/
>needs to know my income and where I live to workout if I'm sexist
aimpelic koment
>>29329946
State funded media will never have a bias it is for the people ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx3MDiqFfKc
>Giving Jews FREE blood that they later sell
>>29329855
Nah dude I have terrible blood and a really bad heart murmur so I pass out whenever they draw blood
who /toomuchofapussytodonateblood/ here?
seriously, my blood pressure drops by the mere thought of it
I need pepe memes so post them
Baneba
Textless posts please mods
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Do you think girls who are around horses get aroused when they see their dongs? Or feel the urge to touch them?
I know a bigger dong.
>>29329767
They always laugh but they love touching the horse cocks. They may not be aroused by them but they sure are perplexed by it else they wouldn't laugh and want to touch it so much.
Poor horsies are literally abused by roasties.
>>29329767
desu you would be surprised by what human beings will do with anything even slightly resembling genitals if they think no one will find out.
Fuck dude I hate muscular women
Left and center are qt as fuck. I love women with tight toned bodies like that.
>>29329742
>ywn have a fit collegiate athlete qt wrap her powerful legs around you as you thrust inside her
I had a project in a class with a girl on the track team. Pale, blonde hair, blue eyes. And the most ridiculous ass and thighs I've ever seen. They were perfect. I can't even imagine seeing her naked, I would probably have a heart attack
>>29329886
Sorry you can't enjoy built grills with us Patricians.
Would any black fembots be interested in cuckolding a white fembot? You have to have a big booty and be willing to go incredibly hood. My boyfriend is a gentle, delicate little thing, he weighs about 140lb and is 5'8'' and I think it would be amazingly hot to see a ghetto black girl shove him around and have sex with him while I watch handcuffed and gagged in the corner.
Some girl stuff could be arranged afterwords but I'm warning you, I demand to be dominated. I won't submit to some half hearted oreo bitch.
>>29329620
>Not cucking your boyfriend with a big dog instead.
You're a pleb.
>Ex did something like this
>Realized she didn't actually like cucking and accused me of cheating afterward
This is one of my biggest fetishes, I'm white af and so is my gf. We're basically a normal Euro couple, and we're both young. I'm 21 she's 20. I often fantasize about cucking the living shit out of her with some Black or Asian chick but I never told her and she has no idea.
>"Anon you know not to come in when your brother Chad is with mommy. Not get the fuck out you perverted little shit"
>>29329563
>perverted little shit
look who's talking
>ywn fuck your mom
>>29330327
>ywn double team fembots and their mothers
Can someone tell me about Zoloft? I just got prescribed it for my anxiety and I'm curious if anyone else here has been on it.
Does it work?
>>29329557
I don't like it. Maybe it will work for you, I don't want to say that it can't. The thing is that pills can't change your situation they can just change how your body reacts. If you're on it for only anxiety you have a pretty good chance of getting help. I'm on Zoloft for depression and anxiety and I think it's made my depression worse by anxiety better. It's really good at numbing you, but that's not always what you need. I hope it works out for you good luck
>>29329557
I've been on zoloft for 3 years now for my BPD/anxiety. It's the 4th medication I've tried and it works wonders. Everyone responds differently to these chemicals, though, so you have to try it to know if it'll help you.
One word of caution, though. It tends to increase anxiety in the first few weeks you're taking it. I had daily, way-worse panic attacks at first. But after a month, they went away completely.
Good luck, anon!
it turns you into anime
is it justified to hate women?
>>29329540
This is a common phenomena in both men and woman. If one part of the marriage loses a significant amount of weight especially if the other does not the likelihood of divorce skyrockets.
fuck off with your stupid anecdotes
IF I GET DUBS, ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS
Rich men divorce their wives as soon as they hit the age of 30.
Men are just as shallow as women.
/pol/ here. If I can express my hatred for all non-whites and still get laid what's your excuse?
IF I GET DOUBLES, OP GOES BACK TO /POL/
is she hot? Im not so surprised seems people with high self esteem and self worth tend to lean right
girls will follow anything if you act confident and alpha enough
you could talk this same girl in to cucking you with african fellows. whatever makes you happy though
all my friends forgot my birthday, I feel so shit
help me not want to die, friends :))
are you really that much of a little faggot that you care about your faggot friends remembering your bday?
>>29329551
did you not read what I just posted?
yes I obviously am
>>29329551
Not him, but I know your type.
You act hard, but you're just afraid to open up to others. Your armor is brittle and false.
That goes double if you've got sociopathic tendencies. It's never a weakness to desire love.
>>29329517
Happy birthday OP!
many happy returns.
How many robots ever thought about shooting up their schools in high school?
>Who could behind this post
Fuck off FBI.
>>29329489
i already finished school before it became a thing
i did have a few people i wanted to take out in a dark alley though
I've fantisized about taking out a school shooter in action to redeem myself and also so people would stop calling me "school shooter guy"
I don't even have access to guns
All of you so called 'femanons' listen up.
R9k is our safe haven AWAY FROM YOU
Why are you people even here? Go fuck Chad and let us have one corner of life to ourselves where we can feel at home.
You're almost fucking fetish rp poster tier autist for even being here in the first place.
Whenever I read 'lel xx femanon xx here XDD' I feel the literal shit this place has become, it used to be so warm and comfy but of course you had to invade here too FUCKING ROASTIES
SERIOUSLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
GO BURN COAL AND GET RAPED AND LEAVE US HERE ALONE!
btw I'm gay so I wouldn't care if you all fucking bled to death each month.
Oh wait
>>29329479
Don't worry anon femanons don't even exist.
>>29329509
This. "fem"anons are either just males trying to bait or traps.
Because it's funny and I have similar interests as the people on this board. Why not?
>tfw you get rejected by girls that look like pic related
how much more do i have to lower my standards by?
>>29329364
it's because women are a meme
there is literally no reason to have one unless you want children
>>29329364
>how much more do I have to lower my standards?
Depends, post a picture of yourself.
>>29329453
>>29329364
He is right anon, we really need a photograph to determine the exact level of standard you need to have.
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