>buying vegetables at store
>get all organic vegetables without tags
>go to self check out
>punch them in as non organic to save money and to fuck up their inventory
>walk out
who /devilish/ here?
>eating sushi in a japanese restaurant
>drop wasabi inside green tea
>keep asking waiter why my green tea is so green
>>29331048
>Go to store
>Shoplift condoms because embarassed
>Actually a permavirgin so I will never use them
>>29331083
jokes on you, they don't use real wasabi
you've been eating horseradish the whole time
bonus if you have screenshots of the event
>>29330956
If dubs OP is BTFO by me, proof ITT
>>29330956
>keeping screenshots of trivial arguments held with random strangers on an online image board aimed at the discussion of Japanese cartoons
>being proud enough of this to actually post them
That is beyond fucking pathetic and I hope none of you are autistic enough to actually do this.
>someone starts a thread with racebaiting
>people start calling out nigger and posting the usual statistics
>was going to ignore it but some hispanic guy was bragging how much better hispanics are than black people
>he says something that is wrong
>call him an illegal immigrant
>he gets mad and says something else that is wrong
>start calling him Paco and other...
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Earlier this week I went to a poker tournament in a local casino. It was like $35 dollar buy-in and I walked out with $100. It was one of my first live tournaments after countless hours of online play and studying.
There's another tournament today with a cooler format and its $50 buy in. Im by no means poor nor do I heavily require this money, but I feel like a bit of a degenerate if I go twice in the same week. Should I just stay home and play video games and forget about this tournament?
>>29330816
Most people who play in tournaments go often. If you go don't be surprised if most of the people from the last tournament are there too.
>>29330842
Oh no doubt. I actually recognized some of the players because they had their picture taken when they binked other tournies.
The game is actually super soft, a lot of degen old men and clueless women who punt their chips. The ground today will probably be super similar but I'm still not sure if I wanna become a regular
>>29330908
Rook them, my man.
I'm going out on a date with a 14 year old girl, how do I impress her so I can have sex with her?
>>29330786
How old are YOU?
lll
show her your gigantic black cock
>>29330786
These are some good prices.
I saw alot of the same ideologies and topics on Current Events that I see on here, obviously much more PC and restricted though.
Can't help but think a lot of Robots post on gamefaqs as well. Theres a few topics that have nearly identical topics to what I see on here, from baldness to circumcision hate to misogynism.
I don't and have no knowledge of robot presence on that forum. This is now a robot colonization of other forums thread. Anyone use F169BBS?
>>29330783
I know joogewgoldteubh isn't a forum, but the comments on almost every video were just retarded, from those tryhard ones where people tribalistically bash popstars and their fans to get thumbs up to overly pc things and now I seem to see quite a bit of backlash there against even the most regressive shit put out by buzzfeed, jezebel, gawker, vox and like-minded content producers, not just in the (regardless of how truthful or untruthful they may be) comments sections of manospheric anti cultural authoritarian type videos.
>>29330783
Used to post there before the launch of Twilight Princess. Later moved on to gamepot to do reviews, and haven't visited much since 2009.
>it's an unstable internet connection episode
>youtube forces the videos to the lowest quality
>anything higher keeps forcing the video to stop and load despite previous experiences
>It's a 10 minute ping spike for no discernible reason episode
>>29330698
I know that feel. Back in the day my modem would reset every 30 minutes so I would have to turn it off, let it cool down, and reconnect it.
I WANT TO STOP COMING TO 4CHAN AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE
How can I achieve this?
>just close the tab bro :)
What interests you? Programming? Arts and Crafts?
Without the thoughts of "oh that's too complicated" or "too much effort", what slightly peaks your interest?
If you mean actually leave 4chan itself, I'm afraid you are stuck here. Every other site is worse.
>>29330675
I'd like to start with even doing something not very constructive like watching a good movie but I get bored 10 minutes in.
>>29330697
What did we do to deserve this hell?
>Caught myself talking to myself in public again
Almost every time I go out
People probably think I'm a nutter
But they're right
Don't worry if hillary clinton can get away with it so can you
I don't understand why this wasn't a well-known phenomenon before. If we're really all doing it because we're rendering embarrassing shit, you'd think someone would have figured it out before and published..
My score was 47, looks like i belong here...
>>29330605
>tfw cyborg
I don't fit in with anyone pls help
>>29330605
Bullshit test kek. Got a 112 (with bonus round) and have never even gone out on a date
i got 16
What doesn r9k think of the original American pie film (1999)? Do American teenagers really behave like this? There's something about the film that makes me nostalgic for a time and place I never lived in.
no, I wish. I remember seeing that when I was young. That and Orange County, and being like "holy fuck, this is what I have to look forward to. I cant wait."
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lol
>>29330563
No and most of those actors where in their mid 20s
>>29330607
OP here. There's something about the cameradery between the male characters when it comes to sex in American films. Is it really like that there? It's just something I never experienced. I'm quite jealous of it.
How can you date a guy that has literally had his face used like a piece of toilet paper by Stacey? Doesn't the fact that his face served as his ex girlfriends cunnyjuice rag disgust you? How do you cope?
fuck..i love assworship and facesitting. i just want to be a sex slave to a hot gril who uses my face as a sybian and makes me lick her feet clean when she gets home from work
>>29330529
kinda hot desu
would lick his face off afterwards
>>29330597
I would like this too anon
It's weird how there is a lack of women into this sort of thing. It feels really fucking good to have your butt and feet licked (I've had it done, no I'm not a grill) but for some reason they just don't want to try it.
>tfw you will never walk into a room full of staceys
>>29330522
>walking into that room and having any thought except to leave
>>29330522
Isn't that that Lego face girl on the left?
>>29331155
yah, this. wtf?
What are you listening to tonight, friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GdGEzZPvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1FPnh_Obz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqPQERTDsxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EsMSmmJ1Z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
I'd like to know what you guys are into.
lone's new album
it's p rad
>>29330468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw
listen to it senpai
>>29330468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtgF1w5LsZY
I just can't stop jamming to this
>roastie at work tries to invite me to go clubbing
>see through her obvious trap at humiliating me in public
>but slightly swayed as she is very qt
>even consider going for a second
>snap back to reality and reject her offer, as I will not fall for the roast
>go home and ask forgiveness of my waifu for wavering to the roastie whores for even a split second
>buy...
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that feet game though
Well done, son. Cute figurine too.
>>29330429
thanks senpai. i will never fall to the roastie whores!!
Does anyone know you use r9k?
>>29330393
this is /adv/ tho
>>29330393
They do now. My brother was with some girl and they were both flirting and shit and she wanted to show him something on her phone. It dind't work for mobile, so my brother went to grab a laptop.
They were siting there using the laptop for about 20 minutes before I realized it was mine, and that I forgot to close it so they didn't need my password.
I noticed them both looking at me but neither of them said anything.
She finally left and I went to see what was up. I had a few /r9k/ tabs...
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>>29331169
Wait, this isn't /po/??????