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Who is the most interesting person you know?
>>29331477
this is the saddest answer i am going to say.
me.
For me is this uni girl who is always with a big smile in her face. She looks straight from some bs anime, wears hand made sweaters, and acts genki af. Im assuming her dad raped her or something because there is no way she can be that happy for real.
This dude who sells acid that I'm kinda friends with
WAGIES ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>29331441
>tfw addicted to BBC cuckold porn
>work 1 day a week
>>29331441
Doing gods work anon, keep reminding these wagie sissies.
man if working a job came with a free sexy mistress, I'd show up early every day, even go in on saturdays
>mum found the dong compass
>dad found the splooge luge
>sister found the piss tostitos
>grandma found the insemination radishes
>32 year old beta bux for a single mom for 3 years
>she's 1 month pregnant
>things are starting to turn a bit sour as she's getting more demanding and angry
>I stumble upon red pill stuff recently
>suddenly want to back out of everything now
What should I do? What CAN I do? She's definitely not aborting that meal ticket, and even suggesting it will make her torch everything.
How do I get the upper hand here while she doesn't know I want out?
>>29331405
Just find someone else to orbit ezpz I mean I need a new laptop senpai :^)
>>29331405
is the kid yours? either way, abandon her
start smoking or move to sweden
Who /100% straight but attracted to traps/ here?
Me! Let the descent begin.
>>29331401
whoa that human is definitely a dude with just silicon pasted to his chest and waxed body.
glhf i guess.
>>29331401
Nobody cause it isn't possible to be 100% straight and still be attracted to traps
Job thread? What do we all do for a living?
Picture of Prussian Blue for attention.
>ran a testing lab for a tech company (STEM degree, $30k/yr)
>quit
>NEET 5 years
>>29331399
Aircraft mechanic
Pays pretty solid
Most my coworkers are cool
It's satisfying when you fix things
>>29331778
I know that feel, I'm in technical support myself. In saying that if it's something you can't deal with there and then, you tend to feel like you've done wrong by the client.
>never developed a social life
>no job
>no hobbies
>losing interest in vidya
>only thing I do to pass the time is browse 4chan and fap
i-i'm living the dream
I'll pay for you to go to buddhist monastery for a month so all technology is removed from your life. interested?
>>29331411
Not OP, what's the benefit of going?
You know I would still masturbate when I'm there
>>29331411
>break porn addiction
>break vidya addiction
>eat healthy, reasonable amount of food
>exercise through walking meditation and chores
>learn to focus on things again
>appreciate things outside of your computer
>dopamine system is restored
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>21st coming up
>mother asks what kind of cake I want
>oh the usual plain chocolate with creamcheese icing
>remind her that last time she just got me a couple of cake balls and that was more than plenty
>tell her to just do that again
>fast forward to today
>hey anon come check out your cake
>had a rough day at class
>thinking this should cheer me up
>open box
>literally black icing
>red icing flames all up the sides
>red letters on the top
>literal skull garnishes stuck to the sides of the cake
>icing guitars
>little cards stuck in that say Judas Priest and Iron Maiden etc
>immediately I know this must be a joke
>its clearly a cake for some 13 year old with the same name as me
>its for real
>I'm visibly upset, for some reason feel insulted at the same time
>express my concerns in the nicest way possible
>tell her I can't even show this to my friends
>"anon how could you be so ungrateful I had this custom made"
>"you like rock music and so I had them make you a rock themed cake "
>"look at your shirt" (I'm wearing a "The Sword" t-shirt
>realize I can't win this
>leave
Am I getting too assblasted about this? I'm having a pretty shit day so maybe its that, but for some reason I just feel really insulted.
be grateful for the cake you faggot
always go with pizza.
your mom didn't mean it badly. she's obviously nice, but perhaps not very smart or understanding of your situation.
>you'll never date a poor single mother
>>29331245
>you'll never date a poor single mother
Good
You say that like it's a bad thing.origami
>>29331245
at least the kid isn't black
How many of you are Here ironically?
i am, i come here when i've been inside too long to make myself feel normal in comparison
I wouldn't say I am exactly, but I'm no robot, that's for certain
I'm here because normalfags are boring.
>Mom's muscular black boyfriend hit me for being on the computer all day and calls me "useless"
>Jerk off to the sound of him audibly fucking my mom in their room
>Cum to my exes new bfs facebook page hoping he's fucking her right now
BEING A KEK IS FUCKING MENTAL DISEASE!! IT'S NOT FAIR I HAVE TO BE SO AROUSED BY THIS TORMENT FUCK
I wish my mom did this to me...
>>29331205
at least you can jack off to it.
imagine if it didn't arouse you so much.
>>29331205
Is his penis bigger than yours?
>im nawt afrayd of yew
wat do?
slit her throat and eat her anus
>>29331165
she's self aware
run away before she calls down 10 dragons
>loverslab doesn't allow pedophile mods
I wish moralfags would fuck off forever
>tfw mum found my piss jugs
>>29331145
isn't it more trouble to maintain a stash of piss jugs than to just use the fucking toilet? explain yourself
Imagine dying abruptly without cleaning your room, and its full of fast food bags, chip bags, piss bottles, soda cans...
I NEED TO CLEAN MY ROOM FUCK
>>29331837
post pics ??? please ??? do it for the history?? you will live on in screenshots ???
>Ayo, wagecuck... make yourself useful and get me and your wife some drinks.
>>29331139
DELETE THIS NEET BULL.
>>29331139
Who are you trying so desperately to impress? Yourself? If you were really happy you wouldnt feel compelled to post this shit every day...
>>29331322
**WAGIE TRIGGER ALERT**
Don't be sad wagie, just accept your fate, you were born to provide, you're not meant to take.
Now bring me and you wife some post coitus tendies.
Hey can you guys do this math problem ?
If I have an 85.4 % in the class right now, and the final exam tomorrow is worth 40% of my final grade. What score will I need to get on the final exam in order to remain at or above an 80% final course grade?
Hm... A 100 should do.
>>29331107
You need to get roughly a 75 on the test to stay above 80%.
Im assuming that class isnt math
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