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why is this allowed
explain in laymans
Fucking manlets
Are they E V E R going to learn?
>>29335733
women are children their whole lives
so this isn't pedophilia
>>29335733
they're both jewish and it's his coming of age party
this is an anime thread
this is a space ghost thread
Yeah buddy! Space ghost thread!
Quick, who is your favorite Precure?
Kids these days are just lazy.
>>29335570
>diversity is a strength!
>>29335570
Boomers are retarded.
>benefit from post-war economy
>engage in lucrative spending and expansion
>initiate social programs that will only benefit them when they're older
>vote for politicians who turn the country into a demographic nightmare
>become old welfare queens
>have zero life lessons or stories to tell your grandkids because you did fuck all with your life and do fuck all with it now
>whine that kids these days are so lazy because "at my age I had a job at the grocery store and could afford to get a car and buy my own way through college then have a job immediately upon leaving and be able to afford a house and luxuries no problem!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJDTod_fXs
Because I'll get banned if I post this on /sp/.
>>29335536
whats the story behind it ?
what did she tweet ?
>>29335684
She was whining because Curry chimped out and got ejected after he fouled out.
>>29335684
Curry's wife claiming NBA conspiracy cause Steph got shut down
Does anyone else here enjoy being sad? I intentionally let myself get heartbroken because everything is better when you're sulking about a girl. Music, film, literature, and art in general is so much more powerful when you can relate it to a girl you once loved. I never want to be happy again because I can only find solitude in listening to depressing music while thinking about her at 3:00 in the morning.
>>29335533
>everything is better when you're sulking about a girl
Only if you're retarded
If you are enjoying your sadness you are happy, not sad.
I like to imagine myself in situations where I can feel sorry for myself.
2 days of freedom just around the corner
Another day another doller eh wagi-
>"anooon, did you stay up all night again!? that's it I'm taking away the router for 2 weeks, now go take the trash out and go to bed or it will be no internet for a month!"
>>29335489
What, are you gay or something?
Desudesudesudesu. Original kill the robot desu.
>>29335547
the wage rage is real
hope shekelstein isnt too hard on you tomorrow wagie
Hi robots, let's discuss lucid dreams, sleep paralysis, poor sleeping routine, oversleeping, anything sleep related in this thread.
I had pretty horrible sleep paralysis last night. Woke up with my blanket over my head and could feel someone standing on my shoulders and spitting in my face.
Also do you ever have those dreams were you have really emotional moments with people you wouldn't IRL?
I am a frequent lucid dreamer and also have sleep paralysis often. I wonder if these are linked.
>>29335486
Schizophrenic here. Ever since I developed it, I have had either sleep paralysis or lucid dreams EVERY night.
>>29335887
Double edged sword. Lucid dreams are the best though, what do you usually do?
I like to fly as soon as I realise. Usually I'll fly over the nearest area and be amazed that my mind just makes up new areas for me to fly over automatically.
Do you ever tell dream characters that they are not real? I've done it a few times and they always react in a really creepy way, like they know but are confused.
>>29335930
I just try to kill myself in my lucid dreams because they are always nightmares. I have never thought to fly or anything because the dreams I have are so Disturbing to me.
>tfw just fucked a 5'3 100lb blonde slut
shit was rad
Dubious at best
youre posting on the wrong board norman
What was the name of the man
now that the dust has settled, is there any reason to aim for used goods?
>>29335467
I think it's silly to be categorical like that. But you gotta be properly redpilled about them before deciding.
>>29335791
>i think it's silly
of course you do cuck
there are, count them; 0,000,000,000 reasons to go after the battered and bruised
CONS
-no hymen to break and gain the first bodily contract with(wimmin ALWAYS want for their first)
-the vagina absorbs the DNA of the sperm of past sexual encounters, meaning some dickbeater's lousy genetics will be passed of into your love child should you impregnate her
-the woman has a spiritual bond with every past partner, meaning she will be permanently shared between all of whoever had sex with her mentally(she'll be getting fucked by you but she'll be thinking of that one time with the savant NEET she ran into)
-you CANNOT make a whore into a wife; this CANNOT be stressed enough, as this is the downfall of MANY men
this is just a brief listing ofc
>>29336009
Holy crap, by "used goods" I thought you just meant with children.
>no hymen to break and gain the first bodily contract with(wimmin ALWAYS want for their first)
What? Don't care.
>the vagina absorbs the DNA of the sperm of past sexual encounters, meaning some dickbeater's lousy genetics will be passed of into your love child should you impregnate her
Pretty sure you're being retarded here. One sperm fertilizes the egg. The genetic material of the fetus comes from the live DNA within these cells. Whatever DNA lying around won't become part of it.
>the woman has a spiritual bond with every past partner, meaning she will be permanently shared between all of whoever had sex with her mentally(she'll be getting fucked by you but she'll be thinking of that one time with the savant NEET she ran into)
Most people are gonna have multiple sexual partners within their lifetime. This is not a problem per se. That does not turn people into thrash. People get married later, what do you fucking expect.
There are plenty of issues with hookup culture, and casual sex, and cam whores, and open relationships and all that. Some of those things in excess do turn certain people into thrash. But expecting people to be virgins is wrong and unrealistic.
>you CANNOT make a whore into a wife; this CANNOT be stressed enough, as this is the downfall of MANY men
Yeah I don't want a whore either. But I guess your definition of whores would be pretty backward.
Are you a super theistfag, is that what's making you like that?
How do i fucking feel about cuddling boiz
>>29335444
Who is that downsyndrom bitch?
>>29335444
What is this original autism
>>29335512
>>29335534
Dont be hatin niggas, i thought we all just wanted to make it?
>mfw I finally broke out of 5 years of NEETdom and got an 60k starting office job
>>29335340
Lmfao
OrigamiSenpaiDesuKekuuNatishimasta
>>29335340
>office job
TOP KEK
>>29335340
doing what? teach me of your ways anon.
Have you ever thought of just trying to embrace your weirdness and awkwardness and not be so self-conscious?
I knew a couple guys like that, although I don't think they were that self-aware, I think they were just weird and awkward and lacked self-consciousness, which achieves the same effect as embracing your oddities. Anywho, I hated them but they always seemed to attract a couple friends who liked them for who they were.
Too many of us internet autistes feel like we need to be someone else, so we don't know what "bee urself" really means.
Tried that when I was younger, it just made even more people dislike me
>>29335265
being yourself is a great way to make everyone hate you
silence is the only way to survive
>>29335306
>>29335347
You can't give it up, I knew fuckers who went from school to school being bullied for their weird tendencies. They STILL had more friends than I did in highschool and college. Confidence really is the key, you can't let one, two, or even dozens of instances of people shitting on you force you into silence.
what's your purpose robots
Someone please tell me what has this anon group done to help everyone?
>>29335296
Nothing ;)
>I hope this is oregano.
>If you are hungry, I will offer food even though what you really need is the resources to make your own food.
>If you are thirsty, I will offer water when what you really need is a consistent supply of clean water and adequate plumbing.
>If you are cold, I will offer warmth somehow lol.
>If you are in need, ask and I will give as much as doesn't inconvenience me.
>If you are in trouble, ask and I will call the police.
>I do these things in the hope of being rewarded.
>I'm not afraid of punishment because this is the mainstream view.
>I do these things because other people will tell me that I'm right.
>[jarring edgy statement]
>I am a liberal 12 year-old on the internet
Why is Florida so much cheaper than California? Aren't they pretty much similar states?
>>29335233
There's a lot more demand for real estate in CA. There's a very low real estate tax so wealthy people have gobbled up most of the land and now what's left is really expensive, also many old people don't want to sell. On top of that cities like San Francisco have very stupid ordinance policies which prevent cheap housing from being built. You can find places in the valley and in Norcal that are cheap but they are far from civilization and are full of latinos and meth addicts.
>>29335233
Florida is the garbage can of america. It was developed on a swamp so the buildings are trash, miami was built with drug money and is full of shitskins, everyone is either retired or inbred trailer trash, and there is no industry.
California at least has several booming industries and a variety of livable climates.
>>29335287
Not to mention California is just a better place to be. Not too much to do in Florida. Just suburban area after another with little life and culture.
If you think about it, all you NEETs have to do is go to the army for a few years then sit around and get a government welfare check once a month. Why not?
I was in the Army. I receive no checks now that I'm out.
>>29335208
You don't get NEETbux? I was lead to believe you do
>>29335259
You can possibly get disability, but that's a challenge in and of itself, unless something really gnarly happens to you (like losing a foot)
