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>Love is blind
>You just need to get yourself out there
>Don't judge me
>No offense, but
>There's someone for everyone
>Cheer up bud
>Is everything okay?
>[Making fun of other people behind their backs]
Personality is everything bro trust me - Good looking person
>i was like you
>i just manned up and everything started happening
Please tell me the 80/20 rule doesn't apply to dating. Tell me that most men don't have trouble getting laid, at least with women much uglier than them. Tell me that the ones who says that women only want the top men and wont consider most men are neckbeards with no firends who never go outside.
Please tell me it is all lies, please. I need it.
The 80/20 law only applies mostly to godless heathens or narcissictic pagans.
Church girls are crazy and can be eventually swayed to slutdom, but "nice guys" usually have a better chance in conservative congregations.
>>27103434
It is all lies, m8. I can only speak for Argentina, though.
Leave this place because it will poison your mind.
>>27103434
The 80/20 rule is the most misunderstoof thing on this autistic website.
It does not mean that 80% of women are EXCLUSIVE to 20% of men, it means the top 20% of men, as a group, can/have fucked all of the top 80% of women
What do you like about your home country?
The US is a hard place to live, but the possibilities are better than anywhere else in the world.
>>27103405
Big benis :DDDD
>>27104250
sauna :DDDD
Who here hit the genetic lottery in life?
>white
>~181 cm
>green/blue eyes
>natty body
>supreme intelligence
>cute
absolutely epic sauce
>>27103321
>white
>192cm tall
>20cm by 15cm penis
>blue eyes eyes
>smart
>attractive
>>27103321
>white
fuck yeah, I love being white
>white
>fit
>reasonably attractive
>reasonably intelligent
>great work ethic
Seriously hit the lottery. My mom and sister were fat land whales both weighing in at over 220 lbs. Thank god for different fathers
>describe your ideal gf
>describe your practice gf
>>27103011
>She has a vagina.
>He has a dick.
Oh well.
pic related is pretty close to ideal
dunno about practice gf
My ideal gf
Bragging thread.
Do you have something you want to tell us, /r9k/? Well brag about it in this thread, where we circlejerk each other to make all of us feel better.
I just fapped and cumed
>>27102922
Truly an achievement, anon.
>>27102908
Last night I made out with the girl I've been crushing on for a while. I'm so fucking happy.
It was my birthday yesterday and i got 200bux gift from parents.
What should i spend it on?
Please respond.
Please respond.
Please respond.
Going out and getting drunk with your friends
>>27102765
Riot Points
Who else insomnia
Been awake for almost 60 hours, have taken three of my sleeping pills, still can't sleep.
Help
Can you tell me how insomnia makes you feel, Anon? Are you able to function properly? Does it follow a pattern?
>>27102606
damn, and i thought i had it rough.
i thought i was gonna die once because i couldn't get drowsy for even a second.
>get a job lazy neet scum! muh taxes!
Wagecucks say the funniest of things. Why would they care about this? Without my government-issued neetbucks, I and probably many others would wreck havoc for the wagecucks. Neetbucks keep people like me sane. The world is a better place with welfare.
You'll never get laid though.
>>27102188
and why do i need that?
>>27102188
If you're inferior then all you can hope for is beta providing "relationship" and some passionless sex. All of this for wagekucking very hard. Is it worth it?
Do any other robots steal things for fun? Yesterday I robbed a load of traffic cones to piss off those normie twats.
lol cunts didn't even try to stop me either
I stole this trolley too. It made nicking cones easier. If you want to be like me you should get a trolley to help.
This is all the ones I have so far. Normies be raging about this!
>tfw only gays find you attractive
>Tfw only blacks find you attractive
>tfw no gays find you attractive
>Tfw only gay black men find you attractive.
>tfw you got approved for SSI
Never working again to be honest, senpai.
Welcome to the NEETocracy, dude.
>>27101800
How long did it take you? I've been going back and forth with SSDI for over a year now. They are setting up a doctors visit in the upcoming month which should help my eligibility.
>>27101847
Not OP but it took me 2 years, got rejected 1st time and had attorneys.
women, everyone:
>The one encouraging stat in OkCupids report is that women tend to send the first message to men who are rated, on average, 10 percent more attractive than themselves. Keep reaching for those stars! Men, of course, make the first move on women who are rated an average of 17 percent more attractive than themselves, which could be one reason why that inbox full of come-ons is so uninspiring.
http://archive.is/gA1P7
From the quote I gather that women are slightly more realistic about picking mates close to their level of attractiveness than men are.
>>27101725
So men are more unrealistic about their standards?
>>27101725
>men, everyone:
ftfy
How do you people do it??
How can you be happy living as a fucking NEET?
I'm not talking about pretend NEETS who claim to be conducting orchestras and studying philosophy - That's not NEETdom at all.
I mean actual Not in Employment Education or Training.
I can barely stand one day living like you people. Last night I stayed up late fapping to anime and this morning I had ice cream before breakfast. I'm starting to feel like shit already. I want to go back to my 3 jobs and study, all of which I love.
go back to them then.
If you enjoy being a slave then go right ahead.
>>27101521
I do what a love and get paid for it.
Not everyone works in McDonalds, y'know?
If you put in an effort you get into a decent career and not stuck in a jobby job
If our lives were RPGs, what class would you be? I would be a healer/white mage.
I'd be the useless piece of shit class nobody uses.
>>27101265
I'd be a Novice with no first job.
I would mostly likely be a War Priest who uses telekinesis and wields a scythe.
![bragging[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6BhAWKH.png "bragging[1]")
