>describe your ideal gf
>describe your practice gf
>>27103011
>She has a vagina.
>He has a dick.
Oh well.
pic related is pretty close to ideal
dunno about practice gf
My ideal gf
>>27103011
>practice gf
Fucking jackal.
>>27103011
>be out last night
>walking down the street with a friend
>see girl just like this
>takes my breath away
>woah jesus nice tits gorgeous just comes out of my mouth
>she gets offended
Ok.
>>27103143
Were you drunk or are you just the shittiest at controlling yourself
>>27103068
I'd actually feel guilty doing anything sexual to her. That's how adorable she looks
>cute virgin, no drugs/alcohol/loyal
>cute virgin
I don't want a practice gf though.
>>27103114
that made me horny, more like these?
>>27103011
>tfw fat fetish
>tfw practice gf and ideal are the same.
>>27103264
No anon, I wish I had more tho
The practice one will get attached to you and it'll be a nightmare to escape. Think of a bandage on a hairy leg. Shit hurts to pull off and you leave bits behind.
The ideal one isn't so ideal once you learn all of her faults. And trust, you think you'll be able to trust her? You're not much of a catch, anon. She'll get bored or fuck about behind your back.
What makes you autists think a girlfriend solves anything? If you don't have your shit lined up to begin with all it'll do is knock it further out of order. If you had it together, it'll blow it apart when the relationship falls apart.
>>27103192
both
But if i was walking down the street naked and some girl said wow nice cock i wouldn't get triggered because i'm not autistic.
>>27103011
>practice gf
and you say women are cunts
