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Bragging thread.
Do you have something you want to tell us, /r9k/? Well brag about it in this thread, where we circlejerk each other to make all of us feel better.
I just fapped and cumed
>>27102922
Truly an achievement, anon.
>>27102908
Last night I made out with the girl I've been crushing on for a while. I'm so fucking happy.
i've got 10 wins, 3 losses under my belt, I'm a boxer (Not professional). I've knocked out multiple 6ft+ guys while being 5ft11 who have girlfriends, expensive cars and people /r9k/ would consider alphas.
>be swedefag
>tell all my relatives and friends they're dirt cause they're destroying the country
>no friends but growing stronger everyday
>find work in denmark that needs spoken swedish and pays well
>find and book appartment 30 min away from new work literally 3 hours ago
Mfw being a traitor to the traitors
>>27102955
Congrats man. Once you're in the ring it doesn't matter who you are or what you have, it's just you and them, and I guess that's pretty nice to come out on top in that scenario.
>>27102964
I'm sorry to hear about your lack of friends, but it sounds like your career is going well, so that's always nice. Congrats man, best of luck.
I have come
To believe
That
True love
Is only
For the freaks of nature.
Becuase its their only hope
To survive.
>>27103004
What exactly are you saying, bro?
>>27103020
What are we all saying?
Natural order doesnt account for things it has no need for.
>>27102993
Thanks anon.
There was some thread here about "ghosting" people (stop seeing them cause no matter what you did you would always be your old you) that really inspired me cause I believe it's true.
It's exciting but scary to start up new but for some people it might be a good idea. Don't be careless and rash if you enjoy your old life though, thing is I didn't
>>27102947
Cool, now that you've reached this achievement you can gtfo of this board since you no longer belong here.
>>27102993
>Congrats man. Once you're in the ring it doesn't matter who you are or what you have, it's just you and them, and I guess that's pretty nice to come out on top in that scenario
It's an abstract kind of feel, in the ring i am the chad. But outside of the ring i am nothing more but a robot.
>>27103118
You will build up confidence and dgaf attitude you can use outside the ring. Good physique doesn't hurt too
I'm a pretty good singer and whenever I've posted my stuff on this board everyone has something good to say about it.
>>27103070
Natural order doesn't account for buildings and computers either. I'm happy to live in the world we've created instead.
>>27103090
I think so. If you're trying to reinvent yourself then it's not a bad idea to create a new environment for yourself.
>>27103097
>you don't belong here
I've been a normie for a while, and I never really belonged here to be honest. I've never really belonged here, and yet here I still am.
>>27103118
If you want to stop being a robot, I'd tell you to work on your confidence. I'm not entirely sure how to help you there, but I'm sure you can't research the subject should you care enough about it.
>>27103154
Congrats man! It's always good to have something you're good at and singing is a bit of a panty-dropping skill.
I know a lot about a lot of shit.
I commonly have had people tell me they are impressed about my general knowledge of history, politics, geography, the arts, etc.
But I'm really not an expert in much. Jack of all trades I guess
I run 5-7 miles everyday
>>27103244
But the natural order does account for these things.
Society, buildings, internet
Are all natural products of earthly progress.
You just think the natural order has nothing to do with humans, but if you payed more attention you'd see that we are just as much a part of nature as that tree line off in the horizon.
>>27103282
That's chill, you must be at blast at pub quizzes.
>>27103288
Congrats, all that cardio must be keeping you in shape.
>>27102908
So I'm trying the NoFap think. It is my 5th day without watching porn/fap. They say you will attract girls more etc...
And guess what happened yesterday. I danced in club with hot 8/10 girl and we were kissing too... This normally happens to me like twice a year...
I know this is probably just a coincidence but still.
The best think about it is that my avoidant behaviour isn't showing. I want to meet her again.
>>27103521
Whatever works for you man, maybe you just needed the change? Regardless, congrats and best of luck man
I'm a really dope programmer, and am going to one of the best universities in the world.
>>27103521
>This normally happens to me like twice a year...
>avoidant
How do you achieve this?
>>27103586
Congrats man, don't forget to be social and live the uni life and shit.
>>27103446
>That's chill, you must be at blast at pub quizzes.
I do it like twice a week
it's the most social interaction I get
just learned a girl I have a crush on and I'm good friends with, had a one-night stand with some random dude from a club. I really like her but I somewhat realized I'm investing more in this friendship than she does. Probably gonna end this situation with her soon.
I had my first kiss a few days ago. Girl not even 24 hours into the relationship initiated it too. Feels good fami-roni
>>27102908
I got a 5 in AP Chem in highschool and a 2100 SAT
That was 4 years ago and I haven't been proud of myself before or since then
>>27103600
>going to clubs where 8/10 girls hang out
>be avoidant
Pick one.
>>27103769
Eh, pub quizzes are pretty social events, so that's not saying too much. Do you have your own team of friends or do you go solo or with randoms?
>>27103814
Then invest less into the friendship. Though, to be honest, if you need to break things off to stop crushing on her then maybe it's for the best.
>>27103831
Whoooo! Just wait until your first sex, that's gonna be even better.
>>27103837
Aw man, what's up with that. What do you currently do, are you in uni?
>>27103837
Did you go to a good college or get any scholarships?
>>27102908
>Have girl as presentation partner for class
>Exchange numbers
>Drunk text her one night and make as ass out of myself
>Next morning want to kill myself reading texts but try to think of the most normie excuse possible
>"lol sorry just got over a rough breakup its been hard guess i was just using you to vent"
>not only did she buy it now she wants to meet at the dining hall and talk about it,texting me on the reg
>>27103886
thanks for input, u r probably right, it'll hurt more if I stay with her in a close friendship. She was a good friend though, really enjoyed spending time with her
>>27103886
>Do you have your own team of friends or do you go solo or with randoms?
I have friends from college I do it with. It sucks since a lot of the time they're busy. I used to have a really close friend who would go alone with me even though he sucked at trivia but he moved away :\
>>27103886
>>27103897
I got accepted to GA tech out of high school but I was too anxious to go. I went to a mediocre school close to home for a while (VSU) and now I just go to UGA because the few friends I have go there and most of my ambition is dead.
On the bright side UGA has a interesting German-Engineering program that involves a semester abroad. I've taken a few classes of German and if I ever get any drive back I might do that
>>27103897
I got enough scholarships the first two years to basically get paid to go to school but now I just get tuition covered
After some experimentation I think I've got the "inception horn" thing figured out
https://clyp.it/1mof2z4z
>>27102908
>Meet a qt tourist in a park today
>went for a walk
>oh you're engaged?
>went for a drive
>went for a swim
>have long talk about taking girls virgnities, she brought it up
>back to my house
>had wine
>'I have to be back soon'
>touch her hands
>drop her off
>tommorrow night we should do something
>she gets nervous 'yeah'
>get her phone number
>she'll probably flake
>good day I suppose
>>27104157
Because of the nature of women in the world of courtship and romance, they can have single days like that and chalk it up today, "today I met a cool guy and we had fun" and then never see you again.
Needless to say, I hate human social dynamics
One of the best players in my country in a certain rhytm game.
I've been doing a lot of Chad practice lately and it's getting good results. I can literally see the improvement in how people view me. I even have several attractive women flirting with me now and if I play my cards right I might get gf though still unlikely.
>>27102908
> I go to the top university in my country, doing a double major in medicine and engineering.
>State level soccer player
>Can make people laugh, quite a few friends
>Often told I'm handsome.
>gym 6 days a week.
And on the flipside
>Crippling self-esteem issues make me drive myself stupidly hard
>consider suicide regularly
>Never had a girlfriend, kiss virgin
>manlet
>asian
>Can't trust people, scared of groups because of 8+ years of bullying.
>stuck on this shitty website
>>27102908
I obtain many high quality (You)s everyday
I'm a rather adept writer and my writings on politics and current events are typically very poignant, according to the groups I write with.
I think im dying and im so fuckin happy.
back story:
>abuse opiates, benzos, dissociatives, and stimulants for 2 years
inb4 normie i used dark markets and used alone in my room
>chain smoke a pack of cigarettes a day for a year
>been on the /fa/ under 1250 cal a day diet since fall
>drink atleast one energy drink a day
>haven't been to the doctors for years
My chest sunk in and it became hard to breathe. I was gasping for air. My vision slowly faded to black, i could not see anything. My head felt like it was going to explode. I stumbled out of the shower gasping for air and holding my head. I felt an over whelming sensation of impending doom. i just layed on the floor accepting death but it never came. My vision was restored slowly, my chest became lighter but my head still fuckin hurts.
I did some googling and apparently this can happen when not enough oxygen gets to the brain or like when you stand up too fast and get dizzy. still cant be good. i hope its a sign of my horrid health and i will die soon
anyone else have an experience like this?
>>27104369
Have an upboat my homosexual gentleman of color :)
>>27102955
Anon I'm taking a long shot here for some advice
1. Will running every other day improve my body significantly?
2. I'm doing 12 sets of sit ups a day, I can feel my abs are like steel but they refuse to show. I know I have to lower body fat % but my diet is already very strict.
Pls halp
>>27104217
>in a certain rhytm game.
Which one?
Don't tell me it's OSU!
I'm a qt 7/10 girl who's dated chads and I have a pretty gf
I'm still studying in university(as an architect) but I already have a job as one.
>illegal but legal
>imonly20.jpg
>>27104439
>1. Will running every other day improve my body significantly?
Yes, absolutely. It will also improve your mood since a great deal of endorphins are released by aerobic exercise.
>>27102908
I have like $40,000 in possessions from a car to huge tv to a bunch of musical instruments just from the last couple years of getting a job finally
And ive never been more miserable
>>27104439
Try jump rope as well. It's great way to exercise. Check out some tutorials on youtube, when you get good at it you can bounce around like a prize fighter.
>skinny, attractive girlfriend that goes to a good uni
>have no debt from college
>applying to nursing school and fire academy in the fall
>good relationship with both parents
>paying my own bills and rent with money i make for work and still save 1k~ a month
>moderately attractive
but i look awful in photos so i have no self confidence.
I look good and give a good first impression. Talking to people I don't know is extremely easy.
i have found a qt
last saturday, he had sex, that was amazing, we both liked it
that was my first time, i think i am in love
she really likes me, that's really strange
I can't be a wizard no more, sorry
I got a part time job
I'm not a NEET anymore
>>27105192
Nice man. Remember, keep your head. Don't get crazy.
>>27105202
Are you enjoying it?
>>27105264
Not really. But it made my mother smile when I got hired, so I deal with it.
>>27104439
>1. Will running every other day improve my body significantly?
Yes, what it will do more than anything is improve your cardiovascular fitness and strengthen your bones. It won't affect your upper body as much as some like to believe. Other than that, it will improve your mood and lower blood pressure.
>2. I'm doing 12 sets of sit ups a day, I can feel my abs are like steel but they refuse to show. I know I have to lower body fat % but my diet is already very strict.
Don't just stick to one simple core-work out, add in some resistance (Weights), add in other core exercises such as Planks, Russian Twist, Gorilla Crunches, V-ups etc..
I don't just stick to simple body-weight exercises, i do quite a bit of strength-training (Not at heavy weights) such as DL/Squats etc.. which you should be doing especially if you want "abs".
Over-head press is also a good workout for them.
>>27103154
I sing as well and have a 3 and a half octave range.
Finally got meds for my schizophrenia and things are looking up. I no longer lock myself in my room talking to loonys on /x/, I'm taking advance math and science and acing everything, and I'm slowly ascending to normie status, people don't even know.
>>27105516
I'm visiting a doctor about that on Tuesday.
I hope my life can start picking up like yours did, anon.
>>27105537
It will, just remember you gotta try and work with it!
