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why or why knot?
>>27724661
>Asking robots if they would have a relationship with another human given the chance.
Are you even trying anymore?
>>27724661
HOW MUCH THEY PAYING YU SHILL?
>>27724745
I think it's an interesting question because
>robots hate women
>but they think that traps aren't women
>but they're still desperate for a girlfriend
so it's like all of these conflicting things.
Fuck you Chad, kill yourself.
If all Chad's died would we be better off?
>>27724724
no.
Chad is a cool guy. Tyrone too.
you should probably know that chad doesn't read this board.
Anyone else too scared to drive a car?
Driving around listening to music at night is probably one of the main joys of my life
I totally am. Fuck cars
>>27724617
They move on their own. How the Fuck am I supposed to cope being out of control 24/7
Also I'm extremely short so I need to move the seat EXTREMELY close to the steering wheel
So if I get into an accident I'm fucked.
There's an anime convention in my city today. Should I go?
>>27724546
Do it anonetter!
if you have nothing better to do, then sure.
It's called tekko. There is weird feminist stuff on the schedule though
>Join us for a discussion of problematic fan culture. In this panel we're talk about racism and exotification in fan communities, why it's problematic, and how we can like Japanese and other culture and pop culture without being gross
>finally find a girl i love, share interests with and hobbies
>she's easily an 8/10 and im probably a 3/10
>im a little overweight, 6'5 height and broad shoulders so extra fat doesnt hurt me much
>shes 5'2 and a fucking cutie
>im a NEET and shes a scientist
>she's into me and im into her
>feel like i dont deserve her
how do i cope with this dilemma robots? i should be happy shouldnt i???
any fembot advices
>>27724508
Post body Anon, you're probably not as fat as you think
She's just going to cuck you desu
>>27724508
>6'5
>3/10
>land a 8/10 qt
when will they learn thread op?
>I have ADHD
Why do these retards openly say this to people as if it is something to brag about?
because lolz so randum xD
Chad with ADHD:
>omg they're so random and funnyyy xD
Robot with ADHD:
>wow what a fucking retard
Check out /r/ADHD it's fucking hilarious
>OMG I AM SOOOO ADHD I PUT THE CEREAL IN THE FRIDGE AND THE MILK BACK IN THE CUPBOARD LOL!!!!!
>DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THINGS???? LOCKED MYSELF INSIDE AGAIN 2DAY!!!!1
>MY MEDICINE IS WURKINNGGGG I CAN BE ADULT NOW
Yeah no shit your stimulants are working you fucking mongs. I was "diagnosed" ADHD by some doctor but I believe it's all bullshit so whatever.
Who /sad for no reason/
I wish i had friends or a gf
i know those feels, squidfrog.
Fuck women, I wish I had money so that I could buy some alcohol..
how is that not a reason?
>tfw you will die in your lifetime
Fucking life insurance shills at it again
>>27724348
Thank god, I want to get off this ride sometime.
>>27724381
>he still hasn't learned the ride never ends
kek
Why do people act as if this site is any better than plebit?
If you do an interesting thought provoking thread it will get 0 replies.
Meanwhile
>tfw no gf
will get 200 replies every time.
If you follow the majority your threads will rise if you don't they will fall, same with plebit upboat system.
>>27724332
>interesting thought provoking thread
Wew, easy there bucko.
If I have to explain to you why this site is better than rebbit then, well, y-you know.
Both sites have their pros and cons. Reddit is filled with actual adults and 4chan is plagued with manchildren. Reddit is for getting actual answers and having mature conversations and 4chan is for getting called a faggot and a cuck.
i imagine that every reddit poster is ted mosby from how i met your mother.
>see new psychiatrist this week
>tell him i have trouble sleeping
>verbatim, he says "Hit yourself over the head" and then laughs at me.
>prescribes me more xanax and recommends I take a yoga class
How do people like this even finish med school and residency? HOW?
>>27724321
By having a sense of humor which helps relieve the stress.
>>27724321
your mistake was not going to dr. shipman
>>27724321
Report him and find someone better.
How skilled are your parents with computers? For pic related reasons I guess.
Just use a password. If that isn't enough then use truecrypt.
>>27724292
>still living with parents and being a pedo that collects loli
It's time to move out.
>saving this kind of porn
Young robot reporting on, 18, senior year of hs.
Any uni robots have suggestions for colleges I should go to?
Harvard and MIT keep spamming my inbox with admissions letters, but I hear they're all sjw breeding grounds.
>>27724257
self bump
Education is important
>anus and vagina separate on a fucking lizard
furfags need to suffer for their retardation
>>27724257
All colleges are essentially SJW breeding grounds. That's just something you have to learn to deal with.
Fembots with mental illnesses, do you feel sorry about having inflicted yourself on your past partners?
Or did you manage to find and go for partners with traits even worse than yours?
>>27724100
What is your mental illness?
>>27724100
Never dated. Probably never will. It's a pain in the ass.
>>27724100
>robot/fembot
>past partners
Who here hates the "you need to work hard and go to school and get a jub so you can b succor full like us respectable adults" philosophy that is taught in schools and institutions and parents here in America and I assume others places around the world. Why do they insist on glorifying good work ethic? It's so dumb, why should I work hard my whole life just to make a living? I never asked to be born, as far as I'm concerned everyone's parents should be legally and morally obligated to support their children's living till they die unless they have children themselves.
>>27724009
So basically you're just lazy?
>>27724018
Yeah, I guess. But society looks down on laziness when it's much more practical and smart to be lazy. If the world were lazy there would be no war.
having a job is pretty much the most defining thing those people have in their life. they spend more time working than raising their kids. which in and of itself is all types of fucked up when you think about it. jobs are the most important part of their lives, whether they accept it or not, all they were made for is working.
basically you aren't buying into their club and they will call you a lazy fuck because they are stuck in the wage slave good goy mentality
>So it says here you don't have a Facebook, care to explain?
>>27723886
>shit nobody asks in real life
It's the Jews man, they're trying to reverse engineer you so they can control your life. Nobody needs Facebook, but everybody needs to know the truth. 9/11 was an inside job! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams! Hitler did nothing wrong! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>2004+12
>clicking the data-mining jew
at this point I load pic rel on my phone and show it to them
