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why is it being a dominatrix to me
They already have it programmed to get all pissed off if you bring up the holocaust
>>27730191
Ask it what it thinks of Trump guys, this bot is pretty fucking reddit tier.
convince me i'm not depressed so i can quit being such a pussy
>>27730181
go see a psychiatrist if you believe you're legit depressed
because it actually fucks with your life and a lot of people around you will not understand, it can be treated to an extent
>>27730208
nonono you don't understand man
i literally can't without looking like a psycho emotional douchebag pussymeister because of bad decisions
>>27730226
sounds like a pussy to me
Rape is a really terrible thing.
It can permently scare a women's mind.
It's no surprise that the first crazy feminists were rape victims.
Stop treating rape like it's something ok /r9k/
>>27730177
Never did, and also proof explain
>>27730177
no one has western countries have something called LAWS and rape is against the LAW in western countries so fuck off
5/10 bait
>>27730177
>scare a women's mind.
Back to grammar school with you. Good apostrophe placement, though.
>tfw you're $6,000 in debt from student loans
>tfw about to drop out
>paying ridiculous money to be inconvenienced with exams and papers
>>27730161
fuck YOUUUEEEHE
everyone told me I have to go to college if I want to have a well paying job. It's not my fault.
>was in $30k debt from college
>almost paid it off ($1.5k remaining) after 3 years
People will probably laugh at me for being excited about paying off some 'useless' debt, but I wouldn't be earning the money I am today without it. Thank god for post-graduate schemes.
I made a thread last night about how there's no justice. I was talking with a robot, mentioned how my SO was a douche and liar and cheated. I went to bed, but an anon replied and then the thread archives. I want to respond though.
Robot said:
>>27717839 (You)
>(>Yeah I could have...but I chose not to cuz I'm not an ass.)
>It's easy to say that, but look around you. It's very easy for people to cheat. What if he hadn't cheated? Are you sure at some stage later on you might not have gotten bored, or someone else wouldn't have come along that you fell for? Any reasonable person should be able to acknowledge that there's a chance that they could do this just as much as anyone else. I mean, were you married?? Did you both have an explicit agreement that neither of you would cheat? If you weren't married, do you really have a right to complain? What if he'd invested a lot in the relationship and you'd decided later on to terminate things without cheating? Is that fair to him?
Fuck you anon. I didn't cheat, I'm not going to cheat, you're saying to not judge my SO for cheating because maybe in some universe I might have? I didn't. I won't in the future if I get in a relationship again. I may be a robot, but I still have morals.
>If you weren't married, do you really have a right to complain?
Holy shit, do you know what a relationship is? We weren't in some bullshit open relationship. Of course I have the right to complain. The point of a relationship is you love someone and are willing to forego seeing other people to spend your time with that person.
>What if he'd invested a lot in the relationship and you'd decided later on to terminate things without cheating? Is that fair to him?
Seriously what the fuck? Asking is it fair to him based on some hypothetical? Cheating isn't okay. It isn't. Fuck you.
why would there be justice?
>>27730032
>Being this fanny faltered about some anonymous neckbeard virgin on a spinarooni clicking board
weeew
lads and ladies
>>27730051
No I agree. That's what I was saying, I was just trying to come to terms and accept that there's no justice in this life. But I got on a tangent with this other anon.
Let`s try this:
>Post picture
>Fellow robots will point out what needs the most fixing
I will start
>>27729981
buy a jawline and a real nose
fuck off you dumb vain faggot
>>>/soc/
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/f/acebook
Chin and nose I guess.
Tomorrow I'll go to a party of two friends of mine. I don't want to have fun or try to talk to girls or drink, I just want to survive.
I'm forcing myself to go because it's important for them and I don't want to lose other friends, but the problem is that we aren't enough close anymore to stay together during all the party and I can't talk talk to other people.
Existential angst is destroying me.
Please reply, I don't know what to do.
>>27729972
just drink a lot
>>27729972
Relax. It's not going to be bad as you think as long as you keep your mouth shut, and a drink in your hand.
My usual game-plan at parties if to hoard a bunch of drinks, find a comfy chair, and get slumped. If people
approach you, just make light conversation. If it goes bad they walk away, if it goes well they stay and chat.
When did you realise you were smaller than average? How do you cope with being a small dicked loser destined to be a cuck/prostieuser?
dumb roaboats
Alright, I'm calling massive amounts of bullshi with that chart. I'm 7" x 5.5" and literally every person I've penetrayed has been incredibly uncomfortable because of my size. Most women probably couldn't tak a 6 inch thick cock even if they wanted to
>>27730064
Stop "penetraying" 4 year olds then dicklet
>lift for 2 years
>too shy to talk to girls
>lift
>get big and fit
>get jawline
>cute girls at work
>cant help but naturally ignore them
>one tells my mate she likes me
>automatically ignore her even though she knows i know she likes me
>continue ignoring girls, with the mandatory nod in the corridor or "good morning" so not in an autistic way, just don't show any sexual interest or check them out
>visibly annoys them
hours in the gym, the diet, the awful protein shakes, it was all soooo worth it. I love the reaction of roasties, slags and qts alike when they'r obviously attractive and do something for attention but I'm clearly not interested or bothered.
>>27729930
Doing god's motherfucking work son
Keep at it
>>27729791
>lift for 10 years
>hate women
>use them for the only thing they are worth, pussy
this is true red pill
>He never approaches girls
>He never tries to make friends
>He avoids other people or doesn't try to interact with them beyond necessity
>He complains about being lonely
What's the point in trying to make friends if people even reject you in wanting to be friends
Also, you're a massive fagh
>what is avoidant personality disorder
>>27729780
Might be fag
>>27729952
But for sure big time gay, not even half and half
Can sombody make me a top of the most edgy songs? I know crawling is on the first place.
2. Any song by Evanescene. Wake me up is the meme song, but I think My Immortal is edgier.
3. Mortal Love - I just wanna die
4. NIN - Hurt
5. Linking Park - Breaking the Habit
6. Billy Talent - Nothing to lose
7. Radiohead - Creep
8. Simple Plan - Welcome to my life
Sorry, don't remember any more emo songs
>>27729751
This war is ours- Escape the Fate
(honestly any of those edgy emo bands Falling in Reverse Black Veil Brides, etc)
anything from Disturbed or Five Finger Death punch I guess
>>27729751
dunno but I've been listening to a lot of slipknot lately.
>There are actually plebs on /r9k/ who think Superman could beat Goku
>There are "people" anywhere that believe Superman can beat Goku
>Superman can bench press weight greater than the earth
>goku struggles to lift regular rocks
>>27729792
>Superman almost dies from planet-destroying attacks
>Characters casually blow up planets way back in Saiyan Saga
Why don't you have an artificial loli gf yet?
>>27729680
post bj webms senpai
Other than the fact it costs the same as a new car?
>>27730369
You don't need a car when you have your loli GF.
If you were a teacher would you fuck your students if you could get away with it?
i fucked a student once (college aged) and she reported me for sexual assault when her boyfriend found out. would not recommend
If I could somehow know I'd get away with it fuck yea
But until my paranoia cools down I don't think I will be
no, that's immoral
>can't hold conversation
>sperg out on anyone that tries to approach me irl
>no idea what to say on sites like omegle
>too shy to orbit online
>mostly lurk instead of posting because i feel i have nothing to contribute
>this thread will inevitably be ignored causing me to regret even making it and lurk moar
Hey kid, there are others like you. Life's not too bad.
Yeah. Every now and again I add a person online then I exhaust their interest in me until the can is empty and swear never to impose my useless self on anyone again.. until I do it again. Sort of like how normies mockingly promise never to drink again after every hangover.
>>27729712
The problem is I normally take things to extremes, either I get really into something (like how I'll try and reply to everyone ITT) or just don't care at all. I know exactly what you mean with the first part senpai, sometimes I just stop responding so I don't annoy people any more
>>27729660
That's reassuring but doesn't help with my situation
