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>chunk of poop sticks to asshole
>spend roll of toilet paper excavating it all out
>always a little bit left still
Eat more fiber
>MMXVI
>not using bidet
its like you want your asshole to be littered with chunks of shit
>>27733055
>tfw they cut the fiber
That feeI when no girIfriend
>>27733004
No gf eh? Way to think outside the box on that one. Tell me more anon.
That feel when no girIfriend
i have one, and i'm getting sick of it
>look at old school friends on facebook
>their hairlines are still good
>they all have pics with a girlfriend and children
>you're just spending your weekend on 4chan and steam again
>>27732999
>spending weekend on 4chan
Not just any weekend, one where you get trips m8! Gnarly wave comin' up, gotta go!
>>27732999
So, why don't you just get a hair transplant and a girlfriend?
Searched my hometown in the sex offender registry this morning and found some kid that used to make fun of me in high school. Feels good.
what are the benefits of not jerking off?
>>27732913
There are none. No fap faggots are dumb as fuck.
>>27732943
yeah i thought as much. im just gonna dump some porn then
>>27732913
There's now way she's over 18.
what is it like to fall in love?
>>27732906
When you cant jackoff from her.
>>27732920
This original comment right here right now.
>>27732920
/thread
ORIGINARU
How come it's looked down on to be a "whitewashed" black person?
>>27732832
>looked down on to be a "whitewashed" black person?
its not
maybe ghetto hoodrats think that but who cares about their opinion
Niggers are just crabs in a bucket.
>>27732832
Do you still need to ask? All you're going to get is shills and no answers. Basically repression of white people is the anwser but that's just my idea.
>18
>doing some police work now
>in a few years will be able to become a full-time officer
>I'll have a job
>I'll have a good, increasing pay
>The only way to lose that job is to monumentally fuck up
>I still don't really want it
Why? I don't get why? Everyone tells me continue with this, continue with this, but I don't want to. I'd be content working up in Alaska on an oil rig for the rest of my life, I just want a calm life then again I should be thinking ahead anyway
Why am I so unprepared for the real world?
>>27732815
Fucking kill yourself.
Youve got the oppurtunity to do something great and you dont want it.
Policing is my dream job, what im working and studying towards, so fuck you, take it and do something meaningful with your life, or eat a bullet cunt.
>>27732923
You want what you don't have I guess. I want to be a prosecutor, honestly.
What happened in your life that prevented you from doing this earlier? Just assuming you're older, of course
Know that feel. I just got offer a really good job but really just want to keep working my easy job and have a bunch of free time.
If you ask me it's a cultural conformity thing. Everyone here seems to conform to one of very few standards and there aren't many groups of people to choose from and fit in with, so any outcast is alone. All my yank friends that are just as robotic as me seem to have groups they can fit in with.
british women are the biggest sluts on the planet. how can any bong be a virgin?
>>27732743
alot of us in the UK are 1 generation away from ultra religious no sex until marriage types and were raised to not bother girls or express feelings.
>>27732824
Same for me but instead of Christianity the religion is feminism.
Can I please have a (You) for my birthday, robots?
Eat shit, fucknugget.
>>27732741
There's (You) my dear b-day boy.
>>27732741
Happy birthday you friendless faggot.
Ask someone who's about to work his first job at Whataburger for 9.50 an hour tomorrow anything.
What state and how many hours.
Any benefits?
>>27732689
Discount?
Are you gonna save for a car?
what's the minimum wage where you live?
Who did /nofap/ here?
>masturbate up to 5 times a day
>decide to put a stop to that
>stop cold turkey April 1st
It was good the first week, I tried exercising a little bit more to take my mind off of my dick, but lately the urge to masturbate has been unbearable, a friend sent me a video of a bald guy fucking a stack of five women and I'm having trouble fighting the urge to do it.
If you fap you will regret it
Fight the urge
>>27732688
Just beat your dick to this.
>>27732688
24 days here senpai. I frequent on /b/ yet I didn't have any urge to fap
One step closer to becoming a real automaton
>tfw 6'4 but still a virgin at 27 because height is mostly a meme
it took that much time to discover that? looks doesn't matter. bitches want money dude.
If you have money, it doesn't matter what you look.
>>27732675
6'4 is freakish anon
>>27732819
Fuck off, money is a meme too. I am very financially stable, but women still won't consider me because I'm a hideous as fuck manlet.
Hey, robots I wanted to ask a serious question. Recently I've seen a lot of threads on /r9k/ about fembots being unable to feel loneliness. Is this really true? All robots are welcome to answer, especially fembots to get as many POVs as possible.
>>27732632
>fembots
Stop with that shit, you stupid fucking faggot. Just kill yourself, you fuck.
>>27732632
Of course we can! Chad hasn't fucked me in nearly an ENTIRE week!
>>27732632
Yes. Can confirm, am robot who happens to be female. I haven't talked to anyone but my parents in weeks.
Why is incest looked down on? It's 2016, that's one year more than 2015 and 50 years more than 1990.
>>27732619
I don't know, but I want it to stay taboo out of spite because I don't have an attractive sister.
> 50 years more than 1990.
1990 + 10 = 2000
>50 - 10 = 40
2000 + 16 = 2016
> 40 - 16 = 30 - 6 = 24
> 50 - 24 = 26
I had to be sure.
>pure incest hebephilia is banned while poz chasers are allowed to get married
I can shenanigans
>Be me back in September
>Some faggot named Chris develops a cough
>Coughs every few minutes
>A nasty, phlegm-filled cough
>Forward to Tuesday a few days ago
>That fucker still has it, sits next to me
>I get sick yesterday, at Sun n Fun
>Fevered, can't do shit all day
>Today it turns into diarrhea
>Want to see the F-35 Lightning, but can't make the walk across the airfield
>Been to the porta potty eight times today
>Asshole dissolved by stomach acid shit
>Scrubbed raw by shitty toilet paper
I just want to see the goddamn F-35
>Don't eat at all today, starving, but nothing to shit out
>Drink a bottle of water because Florida heat
>Bottle of water exits asshole
I just want to see the goddamn F-35
I'm about to go out again, so thirsty and hungry
Please let me see the F-35
ahahahahahahaha
aha
What ashittytime to get sick, hope you feel better before Sunday so you can see the F-35.
Are you a pilot or just there for the sweet ass planes and air shows? My company happens to have a booth there so I've been hearing a lot about it all week.
>>27732856
Student pilot
What company, maybe I can stop by the booth?
