i got a job!
i work washing dishes, it's tough work, people there don't really like me, or respect me, but im getting money and stuff
am i sucess now?
good jorb ano im proud of you
mske sure to go slow so they rule out of dishes to use
and quit on busit day of the week
>>27735031
no that would be bad
id get fired
then no more money...
could i get unemployment money?
Why even get a job if you will just wash dishes? I mean I get it if u are a teen but otherwise wtf.
You like my new gun?
>>27734966
Watcha planin fella?
what kind? cant see shit
Why is the hammer back?
>Friday night
>be me
>Uni dorms
>all normies are partying
>theyre blasting rap
>I just wanna sleep
>tfw I know this
>tfw the white chad who sits next to you is always acting fucking black
You are 100% fucking white.
STOP
>friday night
>taking the metro back home
>a group of normies barge in
>they scream stupid songs
>hit the windows and jump on the seats as percussion
>I was reading poetry
>just wanted to go back home quietly
I WANT QUEBECOIS FRIENDS
I'm hopefully going there soon
have you tried /soc/, queerboy?
>>27734920
no, that pull is full of fuckin normies
>going to what is literally the worst place in Canada
>CURRENT YEAR
>be me
>after years off r9k, gym look good easily 8/10 doing well in studies
>took me forever to get over my ex but finally dating again
>get invited on a date tonight
>mfw she made out with some beta stemfag right in front of me and then pronounces "anon meet stemfag"
I am only capable of loving one woman and hopefully she remains untainted but what the fuck is up where this kind of shit is acceptable. Who invites someone on a date when they're already on a date.. I've never felt that cucked before.. How does one remain uncucked? Do I wait until 3 years when I'm the final evolution of Chad and have a massive salary.. Is society so repulsive that woman are all dizzy narcissistic whores?
Damn man you just got memed, I didn't think this really happened.
You can't become a chad you fucking idiot, you're either born chad or not.
Chads cannot be selfmade. That's such a goofy crock of shit. You're an obvious pussy beta faggot if you got cucked and had butthurt over a breakup before that.
Chad is a fuck and success machine. He eats faggots like you as a snack before driving to Stacy's house to smash every one of her friends up the asshole before making Stacy herself clean his dick off.
>>27734906
Nigga my ex would eat Stacy for breakfast.. I was born Chad, I played waterpolo in school, I went to prom with the no. 1 qt from the upper echelons of my social circle.. I just went into a beta cocoon for a while and came out only to be cucked.. Obviously I will never talk to her again but since when the fuck did this become an acceptable standard..
long story short: company is sending me to asia and i picked the top 3 i would like to relocate to, but its a hard choice
Hongkong, taiwan or singapore?
No Nippon?
To Hong Kong for sure though
>>27734852
They all look lovely Anon <3
Singapore, it's clean and everyone is required by law to be polite.
Hong Kong is gonna give you lung cancer
What are you going to spend your 2 days of freedom doing wagie?
Don't get too drunk tonight to forget about your daily life or you will waste it
>tfw looking for a job because parents want to kick me out
Jokes on you faggot. I work every weekend.
It wouldn't be the first time I returned to work on monday hungover as fuck LMAO
Or is it all a big hoax?
>>27734638
Many love it
>>27734638
They like money in their vagina.
nah
7 billion people came out of nowhere
>over 2000 posts
>all singles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkr4O-yRw24
I can't say I know that feel, my old chum
That's awful friend.
it's all in the wrists.
>graduated a year ago and still no job
>going to have to explain the gap in the interview if I even get that far
Is it time to give up?
Almost 3 years and I'm substitute teaching. I would've been better literally setting every I've made in the past 6 or so years on fire because it'd still be less than what I owe the Jews.
College was the worst mistake of my life.
What's your degree and how many jobs have you applied for?
After school you took time to travel or did volunteer work
>it's the story of a guy who started talking to a female and the female started to loose interest in a few months and stopped talking to him entirely
What the fuck is wrong with women? Why the fuck do they loose interest so quickly?
They are true sociopaths who can't feel anything other than lust for Chad's cock
Cause they have hundreds of orbiters vying for their attention each and every day. So the minute they get bored with you, they can just pick one of the other countless orbiters to talk to.
>>27734559
>omg I really like this guy
>omg why can't he tell I like him, I stare at him constantly
>fuck him, I don't like him anymore even though I never gave him a chance or a hint
Maybe you were the problem.
Hey robots, finally fulfilled dream of blowing a load on some girls feet, bitch wasn't even naked though :(
too embrassed to take a after picture, she wont talk to me now, did i do something wrong?
she offered if i won a bet at who could beat SUPERHOT faster
>>27734535
You're fine dude, it got a little weird but you're fine. Just give that weirdness some time to blow over, it always does.
>>27734535
she definitely wanted you blow a load on her feet, bet might as well have been that the sun will rise tomorrow.
>>27734535
Shouldn't have asked for the after picture.
So robots what vidya do you play to forget? Rate others on how autistic they are from 1-10
Samurai Warriors. Recently got a Gameshark so I could play as the NPCs.
>>27734569
That's about a five out of ten tbqh
>>27734578
Thanks, OP.
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Somebody's conscience is transfered into one of your clone's body.
How fucked is that person?
he's about 75% fucked or maybe 60%
>>27734498
>How fucked is that person?
very,he is probably gonna commit suicide
>>27734498
hope he enjoys chadding it up, cuz i sure don't
>tfw going to have sex this weekend.
This isn't a mean to brag, this is to say that even an average robot can achieve human companionship through another human being.
I'm a 6/10 a best. but found a girl worthwhile.
>>27734495
What's your opinion on John Cena and Roman Reigns?
>>27734504
Cena is a nice guy, I just wish they stopped pushing him. Roman is also okay, but honestly they shouldn't have broken up the Shield. He can't work a mic to save his life.
>>27734504
Cena is better than Reigns but that isn't saying much
t. casual /asp/ browser