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alright, which toronto robots did this?
Looks like something a white knight cuck would write
He's probably from reddit
>>27183858
This. Not surprising, given this is from Toronto.
>>27183617
where in toronto? if that was in markham it was me fampai
>A sorcerer will turn you into a 10/10 cute girl so you can live your life on easy mode, but the catch is in exactly 20 years from now you will be brutally raped and beaten for an hour and will then die from brain hemorrhaging
>You will also be magically unable to commit suicide before then
Do you accept?
>>27183604
n0000000000000000
fuck helo no
No because I'm tall and handsome so I have life on easy mode already.
How would the people around me react? I mean its pretty strange for someone to magically change gender
>ask my 14 year old Sister when she's gonna grow up and stop watching Disney shows
>she says "When are you gonna get a job and move out?"
Rekt. You asked for it.
>not realizing people watch Disney because it makes them feel better about shitty reality
Had it coming senpai.
>tfw 6-6-6 man but no innocent virgin gf
It was just a meme guys, if you are 6ft, 6inches, and 6figures you only get selfish cunts.
I will never find happiness.
>>27183567
>implying there are women that are not selfish cunts
>>27183567
Fuck I know this feel too well. It feels like shit to know they are not with me for who I am inside. They only care about my external things.
>>27184161
You have convinced me.
I am blowing my brains out.
Why is it considered normal to go to college if your ultimate goal is to find employment? Shouldn't college be for higher learning, and not job preparation?
Because most high paying jobs require a college degree.
>>27183528
I understand that, but why? Especially when the degree you earn doesn't teach you much about the job.
Because college is a meme to see who are motivated and who are not. That, and it keeps people from being counted as "unemployed", so the government looks better while they give you up to grown up daycare aka college for 4-5 years.
Whats all this thing about having sex and bf/gf?
Why is there so much focus on this?
There is so much more in this existence to explore and to know.
Those primitive things will come eventually,just like death.
someone finally said it
>that feel when you fell for the meme
>>27183467
My goal in life is to survive and witness interesting events in the future. I want a gf to be my companion throughout this universe's lifespan. I'm fine with or without it but its a positive to have a gf not a negative.
What's the strangest craigslist ad in your area edition
>>27183304
Britcucks pls go.
>>27183321
Do you want to be my little piggy, amerifat?
>tfw no bf
asdfghjjkkkl
>"Anons here? Ewwwww, who invited you to this party?!"
>>27183236
nobody. actually i am just here helping Chad bring in the drinks then im gonna go.
>>27183236
The same guy who wants to fuck your gaped cunt whore,now get me a drink and fuck off.
>>27183236
your friend nose better than to invite me, it must have been a mistake
Giving out one coupon for a free bf. Pls respond.
>>27183193
Kill yourself ugly faggot.
>>27183193
my boy ahab....how are you my italian roach
>>27183193
>Giving out one coupon for a free bf
Is it redeemable only be femanons, or do you swing both ways?
This is Sad Chad.
Why is Chad sad?
I'll start
>His girlfriend surprised him with a visit and now he has to cancel his plans with Stacy
>>27183095
>Those robot virgin fucks keep yelling at him when he tries to brag about his sexual past to them
he needs to shave thats wry.
>He didn't get the modeling job in Hawaii, only the one in Thailand
The gift of this chakra is sensing your personal power, being confident, responsible, and reliable.
The third chakra is the center of your self-esteem, your willpower, self-discipline, as well as warmth in your personality.
The energy of this chakra allows you to transform inertia into action and movement. It allows you to meet challenges and mover forward in your life.
Go big or go home
No chakra has any real value aside from the crown chakra, pleb
And honestly the activation of most are detrimental to the activation of the best
I'm speaking in terms of concepts, of course
Not this arbitrary magic energy node shit
>>27182920
Where is it located?
>>27183037
the anus of course
Is it possible for women to enjoy autism simulators like pic related?
>inb4 "what's an autism simulator?"
Autism simulators are games that are unnecessary complex, and often are boring to normies. Autism sims usually have subpar graphics and learning how to play is a multi-hour task. Notable examples include: dwarf fortress, geopolitical sim, most paradox strategy games, etc.
I know women can sometimes enjoy Call of normie and whatnot, but can they enjoy autism sims?
>>27182806
I'll say one thing, there is no woman on Earth that can enjoy Aurora 4x.
>>27182806
no
And you knew that before you asked.
>>27182916
>>27182911
Let me rephrase.
WHY can't they enjoy autism simulators?
If I roll trips I will do something with my life
Life is too short to waste it.
>>27182788
>788
Close enough Do it faggot.5
>>27182788
ANDIMETHANBRADBERRY
>"Psst, Stacy, your weird older brother just came out of his room. Hey, anon, do you talk?"
>>27182785
Damn did allah grant me my whores?
>>27182785
>make eye contact
>scowl
>go for my soda
>return to my room without saying a word
>>27182785
"I am death's emissary, here to purge the world of the blight that is WOMAN once and for all!"
>shuffle back into room quietly
Could a girl ever love a psychopath who wants to destroy the world?
>>27182740
Could a girl ever love a 14-old kid trying to be edgy
>>27182740
Had a gf for 1.5 years that would do literally anything for me and all I ever would do is get drunk and go on /pol/ rants daily.
It depends, is he handsome and rich? Then sure, a girl could "love" him.
![Dwarf_Fortress[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZxUaxSl.gif "Dwarf Fortress[1]")
