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Would you date a young super hot girl but the catch is she's really crazy and obsessive and will kill you if you break her heart?
>>27192555
Depends on if I really liked her or not, I guess. As long as I legitimately enjoyed being around her, then yes. Relationships are supposed to be lifelong and monogamous, anyway.
>>27192555
Sure. I was going to kill myself anyway, at least now I get to date a cute girl for a while.
if she didnt cuck me yes 100%
Who failure here?
>dad wanted me to go to MIT and open up a fortune 500 type company and make a lot of money
>all I could manage was highschool, 2 years of being a NEET, and now (hopefully) going to community college
I'm so sorry dad
those are unfair expectations of you. of anyone. fuck your dad, OP.
No. 1 deathbed regret: "I wish I hadn't lived for others."
>>27192307
>dad wanted me to go to MIT and open up a fortune 500 type company and make a lot of money
Um, so has HE made a fortune 500 company??
My dad didn't even goto high-school.
Just went straight into a trade-school at like age 10 and went to work straight after at like 14.
>onova 4ustvo kogato nqma6 prqitelka
>>27192202
kill urself nov perqtel :)
>>27192313
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>>27192202
>kogato memeto e tolkova qko che dori ne moga da razbera dali e sarkazam ili ne
Why don't they make any tools etc. out of diamond if it is the hardest metal?
It's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs 15 grams.
>>27192135
a) It's not a metal.
b) They do.
>>27192135
they do, all the time
anything that deals with industrial cutting uses artificial diamonds
This time four years ago was probably the lowest point in my life. I was over 250lbs, jobless, and freshly kicked out of uni. I lost weight, went to community college, and even managed the symptoms of my depression.
Shortly after, I would feel brief moments of clarity - free from depression. They coincided with girls obsessing with me (generally underaged) followed by them ignoring me and more depression.
The past few months Ive been with a perfect qt3.14 japanese virgin fembot, and she's completely taken ownership of me.
I know youll say shes cucking me, but shes been doing things you never do to a cuck.
Have faith - improve yourself - it seems impossible but you can make it.
>things you never do to a cuck
Seems delusional. Examples please.
>>27192121
Thank you, I need this shit so that I'm not a jaded asshole
my life was all down. after I successfully transferred to a UC, I started feeling "ups" again. it was wild. such an amazing feeling. but haven't gotten those in a while
If your life became an anime you would end up in this.
>>27191908
from left to right: manipulative fembot, NEET, failed normie
They should make a second season about how Misaki leaves Sato for Chad Thundakaku
But Sato isn't a virgin.
>>27191931
Actually the middle is just a normie.
See >>27191949
Why are the Russians so fucking alpha?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494419/America-destroys-Russia-Bizarre-Russian-sex-education-video-calls-non-virgin-girls-dumpsters-blames-U-S-actively-corrupting-country.html
What's the sexual market situation like in Russia anyway? Any Russian robots on here?
>>27191788
BASED
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Between blowing out faggots and now this I love how Russia isn't falling for the modernity meme
Russian women are massive whores tho. They will fuck anyone with a wallet.
DAMN YOU /R9K/!!!!!
YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!
I FINALLY FIND A GIRL THAT IS INTERESTED IN ME AND I CAN'T SEE PAST THE TINIEST LITTLE FLAWS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
EVEN THOUGH I'M BARELY A 5/10, A GIRL THAT HAS SHOWN INTEREST IN ME SEEMS UGLIER THAN WHAT SHE REALLY IS BECAUSE OF THE MIND STATE YOU HOMOS HAVE PUT IN MY HEAD.
NOT ONLY THAT, I FEEL LIKE SHE MUST BE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD TO LIKE A ROBOT LIKE ME
MOOT, KILL THIS FUCKING BOARD PLEASE!!!!
THE CRAB IN THE BUCKED MENTALITY EXISTS AND IT LIVES ON THIS BOARD.
IF YOU'RE A NORMIE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! NEVER TURN BACK! I WAS A NORMIE ONCE AND NOW I'M DESTROYED!!!
DONT BE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27191498
Good. That's what you get for having a girl interested in you, faggot.
>>27191498
its ok man, let these emotions flow in and out, in and out. it would only be a matter of time before she cucks u. every girl secretly yearns for chads dick no matter how much of a front she puts up
She probably don't even have a penis, right OP?
Real nigga check
Who up?
>>27191489
b dat bich looks like her head game is on point
got anymore pics?
Still buzzing off an adderall, having bad thoughts, going to call the suicide hotline and talk until I feel a bit better, or they hang up.
>>27191500
>>27191489
that kinda looks like ohainaomi, a camwhore
Hey guys, I moved to Japan to live 3 weeks ago.
Currently I live a lone and haven't met anybody.
I'm here studying Japanese. I will live here for quite a while.
My Japanese isn't anywhere near good enough to make Japanese friends.
All I want is to meet some enlgish speakers and make some friends here. What the hell can I do?
Also feel free to ask me stuff about Japan I'l answer if I'm able.
Picture is a time stamp.
lel it's you again
Stop making terrible life decisions
ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj kurwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xd
>>27191453
I made a good decision.
Will be working with a pretty big company in a few months.
Anything else?
>pic very related
I just discovered the way I masturbate (2) is uncommon
How do you masturbate? 1 or 2?
>>27191347
>>27191347
>I just discovered the way I masturbate (2) is uncommon
>>27191347
Had a lot of fun making fun of a roommate who revealed he was a 2er. 2ing briefly is fine to change gears for a few seconds, but then I am right back to 1. 2ing all the way and to orgasm is silly, but hey, whatever gets you off
2 for the first 95%, 1 for the sprint to the finish.
How can you make killing yourself less scary?
>>27191270
What's so scary about it? It'll be just like the millions of years that happened before you were born, you didn't mind not being alive then, so why would you mind not being alive after you have lived?
Get drunk, or genuinely want to die.
You'll know you're ready when you are hoping you get into a fatal car crash or something.
By not being a honky ass sissy bitchboy faggot
Now grow some hair on your balls and commit suicide already
So anon, why don't we ever see you with a girl?
Because Ive yet to be able to get a girl to want to be my girlfriend.
>sympathy train incoming
feels good man
there's something wrong with my heart
>>27191117
>even lolis want chad
Realisticaly if you hanged yourself now in your current room how long would it be before you were found and who would be likely to find you?
>>27191104
6 or 7 hours, found by stepdad, maybe mom
Could be a few days
I think once dinner started piling up in the fridge my mom would notice something is wrong (she cooks me dinner and puts it in the fridge and I go upstairs and eat it at night when everyone is asleep)
>>27191104
One day because I work in retail.
If you're white there's no excuse to be a virgin
Literally 60% of asian girls will sleep with you regardless of what you're like as long as you're white and not morbidly obese
>>27190990
Wrong lmao
I'm decently attractive I just have a hard time finding women to talk to and when I do I sperg out
>>27190990
>implying I'm not absolutely obese
![20160316_182942[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IW7qSDN.jpg "20160316 182942[1]")
