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Whats it like to be hansome?
>>27137579
People are nice to you all the time and they act like everything you say is more interesting, smarter, and/or funnier than it really is.
Dudes who don't understand the game don't give the respect you think you deserve and dudes who do understand the game resent your advantages.
>>27137639
Not true at all by the way. Women are nicer to you. Dudes are always trying to cut your legs off.
Casual sex, amirite ladies?
White people are bad, amirite everyone?
Masculinity is toxic, amirite males?
give all the blacks and minorities guns for free(tax dollars), make having white babies illegal
Humanity is already solving this problem by not fucking robots
The percentage of the population that is Hispanic or black is the single biggest indicator of how violent a neighborhood is, but when you point that out suddenly it's no longer acceptable to make judgments based on skin color
>We're going to a rave, anon
>You should come with us!
>>27137480
Who the fuck are you? And how do you know who I am?
shit we pitching in for mdma all right, i've got a couple bucks lets see what happens
>>27137480
dibs on left chick.
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?desu desu
>Seattle
>Seattle
Southern cal
Somewhere rainy
>>27137511
you lucky mother fucker. Everything sounds nice about Seattleexcept I hear the women are ugly
>had one chance at life
>born autistic black girl
Pic related is me. Haven't had a boyfriend yet. White and Asian girls live life on easy mode.
>>27137451
cut your nails and stop taking slutty photos of yourself, bitch. no one wants a slutty negress unless it's for a one night stand
even then they probably still wouldn't due to AIDS
>>27137490
What's slutty about the picture?im not even showing my body
>>27137451
are you some sort of black-asian hybrid? i think im gonna hurl
Show me your player stats, /r9k/.
we don't need to have this thread 24/7
textless posts are not allowed
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original
Seriously, fuck this stupid original comment thing
>>27137359
Fuck off we had this thread earlier today
Hey /r9k/, I just turned 19 and I still haven't had sexual contact w/ a girl. I think it's due to the fact that I was an ugly fuck back when I was 15-17 (inb4 still ugly fuck). What do? I have pretty good game when I'm drunk in the sense that I can talk a girl into shifting (making out in Ireland) me.pls help. I don't want to be a virgin when I'm 20.
Don't fuck, join the club of people who made it past their teen years without sex
kek
I felt the same way you do when I was 19, now I'm almost 22.....still a kv
>>27137260
If we knew we wouldn't be here
>mfw I didn't start brushing my tongue until I was 28 because I didn't know any better and no one ever told me
>caring about my breath
>>27137225
This happened to me. I know how you feel.
>>27137225
how are we supposed to brush our tongue
>be black
>constantly make shitpost threads on how black women suck
>shitpost in all of bebe's threads on how black women are ugly
>actually don't even like white women
>actually find black women attractive
>shitpost just to anger roastie attentionwhores
who /devlish/ here?
>go poopoo in the public peepee
>don't even wipe
>>27137131
>Also black
>Find black women to be fucking disgusting
Only date white womyn good boyim, all the other womyn are trash, now worship me
>tfw you realize the only reason men don't enslave women and treat them like second class citizens is because every women is some man's wife/sister/oneitis
>We're stronger than them, faster than them
>In a fight, the weakest man can still take the strongest women
>But you wouldn't want some dude you didn't know treating your family like shit
>That and deep down in your heart of heart, you don't hate ALL women
>>27137028
Islam will free you from those shackles
yes to the family members.
fuck having a oneitis. someday they won't even remember we exist.
>>27137028
>you don't hate ALL women
but that is where you are wrong senpai
>tfw no belly gf
I still have not fondled a big cute belly :(
I really want to touch this belly. Anyone else?
Ooooooh, it looks so nice but I'm on No Fap. I'm trying to get rid of my degenerate fat fetish. ;_;
>>27137008
i got a belly fuckbuddy once. treated her like shit, turned up drunk at hers whenever i wanted, her housemates hated me, she was in love with me, she was a virgin.. just realized this is prob a lot of robots dreams but i didn't give a fuck tbqh
weird mix of shame and hornyness
Have you ever been on a date?
No, and I can't even imagine what it would be like.
No, doubt I'm missing anything though
seems so unnatural and forced
Good evening lads, the Tavern is opened once again.
As always, order a drink and the keeper will lend you an ear or two
First song on the Jukebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-6Y_91v5I
/uni/ is killing me
just fuck my shit up
Beer and cranberry, another day I wasted of life.
nice song, are you the OG barkeeper? Why are you dying again?
>tfw no submissive robot slave bf
>ywn condition him to salivate to the smell of your cock
>ywn wake him up by rubbing your cock and balls all over his face
>ywn pick him up and twirl him around making him feel like the girly fagboi that he is
>ywn make him dildo himself in front of you so you can see his limp dick flop about
>>27136794
>>27136737
>tfw not cute enough to be someones fucktoy
suffering
>Going to trap soon
>No extremely dominant bf
>Nobody wants to treat me like shit
>Every time I post contact info they're either too kind, decide not to do it, or find me boring and it doesn't work out
>25
>go see a hooker
>older (like 48-50 yo)
>asks to give me a prostate massage
>decline
>get into the act
>going well
>gets towards the end of the session
>can't cum
>tells me that guys my age jerk off too much and that when it comes to being with women we can't come
>"I see this all the time.... all the time"
>looks disappointed in me
>pulls out lotions and jerks me until I finished
>tells me to delete all my porn and "No more hand until the day you die"
>"Not being able to cum with a woman is unnatural"
>cleans me up
>tells me that i need to put my precum on like cologne (on neck and behind ears) and women will go crazy for me bc of pheromones
>before i leave she tells me not call me again until I can cum without the use of a hand.
Is it normal for whores to lecture you after fucking them? I didn't pay her to make me feel bad.
>>27136714
should have taken the asshole fingering
>>27136714
>tells me that i need to put my precum on like cologne (on neck and behind ears) and women will go crazy for me bc of pheromones
What the fuck? Is this real?
>>27136752
She was probably laughing her ass off internally as she said that.
