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seriously guys, you need one. pic related, i installed this language learning app on my phone (hellotalk) and i put that i am fluent in english and trying to learn russian.
and these kazakh girls just randomly message me trying to chat and be friends. it's crazy. they all want to learn english, most want to move to america to work or go to school, it is their dream.
and they all seem to have a hardon for white guys. do you really think they want to go to america and of course they would prefer to know somebody. and let's be real, it's hard to get citizenship unless you marry an american.
i have loads of pics of girls that talk to me. in fact, i talk to about 5 different girls every day. and i don't bug them, in fact they're all talking to me, starting convos, it's self-perpetuating i always have a girl to talk to.
i mean shit obviously the chances are quite slim for each individual girl that you will actually meet. but yes, they do seem to overwhelmingly want to come to america. and they are peasants, i talked to this girl who has a child and makes under $100 per month AS A DOCTOR.
if you're not some chad that can get IRL american girls why aren't you getting a 3rd world gf?
I am a 3rd worlder in America. Tfw no 6th worlder gf.
>>27129398
are you white? do you own a smartphone?
you could fake it desu. if a doctor makes $100 a month you can be pretty well off in comparison just by getting neetbux
>>27129329
But isn't frustrating to know that 1) she lives on the other side of the world and 2) she likes you mostly only because you are an American? That's how I would feel.
Are all queers manlets or something? I'm only 5'8" and I'm still taller than a large number of guys on dating sites. Especially the older men. They're ALWAYS like 5'5".
What the fuck.
The majority of men are around 5'7"-5'9" so yeah.
I'm 6' anon. Please date me
>>27129317
Do you have any morals? Are you even remotely attractive?
/comfy/
Post your comfy images now or else your mom will die.
>>27128831
this is pretty comfy right ??
>tfw no weeaboo feast with demons
the only comfy image I have saved
Do you think your ex girlfriend ever thinks about you?
I'm sure she does sometimes, unless she's really as careless as I thought she was. These thoughts are always fruitless.
One of them occasionally calls me when she's blackout drunk at 4am telling me she misses me. The others, I highly doubt it.
Yeah. Piece of shit added me on facebook after 7 years. Blocked that cunt. Wish I had told them to do the world a favour and kill themselves first though.
Why are you actively choosing to be undesirable to women?
>When he can keep up with me
I have actively play dumb to create that illusion.
I've never once met a girl that can keep up with ME.
I usually scare them off because of it, I find I have to play dumb to make them think I'm smart, but not too smart.
That article is bait though
This shit only applies if you are attractive
>>27128779
This is pretty accurate to be honest.
I have never seen a girl naked in real life.
you think that makes you special?
This feeling hurts a little bit.
I can imagine a naked girl perfectly but I've only ever seen porn stars and attractive girls who get reposted because they're hot. I wonder how a real life average girl looks like when she's naked.
>have to see my mother naked every day because she can't care for herself and I have to do everything for her, wasting my entire life
yay.
Femanons, how would you feel if a male friend of yours secretly drew art of you?
Many of these artworks are lewd.
Many of these artworks involve you doing cute lesbian things with your friend.
Completely disgusted.
>>27128591
I'd feel kind of honored because someone took the time to draw someone like me.
I'm kind of an artist myself, I'm learning to draw Anime/Cartoon style, sometimes even lewds.
It would be kind of awkward if they show me it on purpose though. Depends on the level of accuracity.
even if you draw 2D style, you still start of by collecting influences from the outside world. You look at people in a different way, sometimes just at their posture, clothing style etc, so drawing a character based of someone you know is very common.
I don't know anyone though, so I just take refferences of random people.
Uncomfortable. Why are you drawing lewd pictures of me if we are just friends??
What is your level of consciousness?
>>27128467
level?
you tell me, senpai.
not very good. How to increase?
>>27128467
i get derealization attacks often so i guess its barely there
I fucking hate myself boys. I thought I could finally become a normie and live a happy, stupid life... But it looks like I fucked it up.
Let me explain.
So I went to China as an exchange student and met a girl there, how and why we got together is difficult to explain, but the most important is that she's a great girl, we really lived the same kind of shitty life I did and I think she would be able to understand most of us here. She's just... Great. It was my first girlfriend. Before I went back home, we spent 1 month together, everything paid for by my mother who's not very rich but who had just inherited money.
I was happy guys. I knew that just having a girlfriend wouldn't change my life but she's really... She really made me happy. There's nothing else I can say. She's great. She saw my flaws but still loved them, and she helped me love myself even more...
And now I'm back in my shit country where all I do all day is be behind my computer and play shitty games, if I'm not at the uni.
I promised her one thing, I promised her I'd get a part-time job to be able to go see her during the easter vacation (which is in about 2 weeks). And I broke my promise. I haven't told her yet that I won't be able to come but I know she'll be sad and especially disappointed.
I fucking hate myself. I've been back for like 6 weeks now and I've already taken my shitty habits back. I've put on weight again (had lost 7 during my exchange, got 10 back in 6 weeks). And I just couldn't go out and get a job... I don't even know why. I don't feel like a lazy person, I just hate going out of my comfort zone if I don't need to... I mean, when I was there, on the other side of the planet, I had no problem getting out of my comfort zone because I got used to it... But here... I feel numb, useless, I feel like I'm not even alive. And I know that I'm disappointing her. I know that she needs someone by her side, and that she'll dump me.
>cont
>>27128403
Yo OP, this is normal it happens all over the world.
It's called """""""college experience"""""" where your parents pay for everything and you are just """"""being yourself""""""
>>27128403
She won't dump me because she doesn't love me no... She'll dump me because she's lonely and needs someone. I really think she loves me as much as I love her.
So here I am... I'll have to tell her I can't see her because I'm too much of a piece of shit. And maybe she'll answer with something in the lines of "oh don't worry babe, we'll see each other later, it doesn't matter"... But she'll still be so disappointed inside.
I fucked it up so much guys. There's no way I can get any job that'd get me enough money to buy a plane ticket. I'm just fucked in every way. I'll be back to my shitty lonely life soon, and I'll have deserved it all.
>>27128464
You are right, the fact that I took all my experience for granted is a bad thing. I probably deserve it.
>you will never speak to her
>you will never touch her petite body
>she will never sing you to sleep
>you will never eat lasagna with her
>she will never know just how much you love her
>she will never know you exist
It hurts but it feels so good
sing you to sleep OP ?
You dont need girlfriend find yourself mother
>>27128364
I dont need a gfI need grimes
>>27128336
I'm disappointed that she's wearing a RRR shirt, given that she's a complete abusive cunt.
Would you fuck Triona?
She's a shitposting fem robot who frequents here quite a bit
If you see this Triona.... Got you!
She's fugly and has posture and demeanor of an alcoholic whore. So, no. I honestly could do better.
>>27128382
Yeah I'm sure you could, studdmuffin
>>27128382
She probably earns more and has a better sex life than you
What's the point of life if you can't be good at anything? or be good at it, but there will be always someone better than you
You can. What's something you did obsessively between 13 and 18? Besides masturbating?
>>27128156
im pretty good at drinking I wonder if I can make a career out of that
>>27128228
Nope. Try again, something useful.
>it's another dream where I get shot in the head
I got shanked while I saw my mum get shanked
>it's another dream where I'm peeing and I wake up and actually peed myself
>tfw this is worse than waking up from a dream of having a girlfriend
i hate isis for killing people who aren't me
For me the coolest thing about eggman is that eggman is also the nickname for Dr. Robotnick so I get to combine my two favorite hobbies -- Sonic and Eggman.
Another really cool thing about the Eggman is that he raps.
one of the coolest things about Eggman is that he has a podcast
well i think he's cool
You are forced to spend the next 10-years in a single room.
Select items from the chart to make your stay more tolerable.
You have 10 points to spend.
I take 10 mystery boxes please.
>>27127715
They're empty
But you could build a fort with them
>>27127715
>one of the boxes contained chlorine gas
You have died.
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