>tfw no aryan, innocent, virgin, sickly, qt3.14 gf with aplastic anemia to protect
>>27116594
yeah it sucks alright
robotype
she is too cute and pure for a robo bf...
Heh, I saved that picture too...
She made me believe in angels.
Excuse me, I think maybe... there's something in my eyes.
Goodnight, /r9k/!!
I hope everyone sleeps well tonight!
>>27116554
I hope you get cancer and die scared and alone in a hospital.
i hope you die in your original sleep
>>27116608
>>27116576
Wtf, I'm just wishing everyone a good night. Why so mean?
>be me
>talking to a mixed qt at dry cleaners
>notice she has a clover symbol on her phone case
>think it's 4chan
>ask her what boards does she browse
>has no idea what I'm talking about
>I point at her phone case and tell her it's the 4chan symbol
>she asks what 4chan is
>I tell...
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>>27116522
you sound delusional, autistic, and retarded.
>>27116522
way to go mate, now she's probably just gonna attention whore all over the place, and we're gonna like it and then feel sad about it because we don't know any real life women. You fucker.
Figured I would find you here. Can't really say I'm surprised you posted about me, either.
Who small here ? Tell us your success story please, i need a reason to not pull the trigger
>>27116392
I'll save you the time just do it already, it's not going to get any better.
>>27116392
Big dicks are a meme. Women are not as size obsessed as you think.
Unless you have an penis that is less than 5" erect, you'll be fine.
>>27116392
4 inches, 31 year old virgin
just kill yourself, I wish I had the courage to
who would you smash and why?
1- gibbler (single mom)
2- steph (alcoholic slut)
3- deej (widow)
>>27116259
steph. no need for a reason
steph cause she's an alcoholic slut
Deej the widow.
>not at fault for current state because tried to be qt wife but got jewed by fate
>being a mom isn't too much of a hassle because whore sisters can watch the kids
>I don't have a penis so I don't care about pussy grip- which is the main drawback of milfs
Post an image that describes your life
>>27116205
okay here ya go anon
bumperinos
muteder
herpyderpy no fuckin textless posts cause r9gay
No for real
What if you actually fucking looked like this
What would you do?
Gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
>tfw I have the same level of presence as Akari
>>27115937
Be the cutest programmer ever. Also I'd do the voice.
"I've finished the UML diagrams sempaiiiii~"
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't having sex with your grandmother right now.
thick saliva
shut the fuck up this is an original comment
>>27115700
My grandma is dead.
>>27115728
hmm???????? what does dat mean?
Chart Thread? Chart thread. I took too long to make this, to use it once. Also if someone can post the template.
bumping
something something original
>>27115636
shut up for once robot
can someone link the archived thread? im on my phone and would like my picture but I don't have access to my computer right now
Who else here /LonelyCauseTheyLikeIt/? I don't know what it is, but I've started to take comfort in being alone. The silence, the space, it just sort of comforts me. Wasn't sure so I figured I'd ask any other anons.
>>27115610
Your not alone
Talking/interacting with people in the past actually made me physically tired so I stopped trying
I like it in my room though, no people to bother me and I have my fiddler crabs prancing about doing their dance
Typically I open my window when its cold and let a breeze run over my keyboard to cool off my hands and get some fresh air in, I enjoy rain and thunder as well
Most comfy thing I can think of is isolated home up in the Norwegian mountains, cold and rainy all year...
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>>27115832
I get what you're saying, but I actually am alone. I work as an IT guy, and my office is pretty quiet, and on a quiet floor of the building so I don't get a lot of interaction. That and I live by myself, with only one other couple living on the same floor in my apartment building.
It's comfortable though. No pressure or anything.
used to, but not anymore.
I'm now in some kinda purgatory. With my hatred for normies growing by the day.
>tfw guys lie to you ALL THE TIME just to get in your pants
I know malebots complain on here a lot about girls being cold to them or not giving them the time of day, but at least they're being honest. They just don't want to give you the wrong idea.
i'm lonely girls ITT stand close to me
Contact me at [email protected] if you need anybody to talk to
>>27115602
That's funny, because I feel the exact same way about girls.
They'll lie to get your pants, too. But they don't just lie, they change their whole persona-- interests, values, and past experiences-- just to get in your pants.
>tfw you're nothing but the 'funny guy'
So you've got a sense of humor. Good. Use it to your advantage. Better than being the crazy-eyes guy that people want to avoid.
>>27115580
>tfw your nothing and everybody always forgets about you
>>27115580
lol everybody look, it's that funny guy!
Hey funny guy, do that funny thing you do funny guy!
Why didn't you just marry your childhood friend, robots?
>>27115537
Because I didn't have one.
>>27115537
Because much to my dismay, 2D isn't real.
>>27115537
She became a hardcore feminist. I started browsing this shithole. We went different ways.
>tfw can't stop looking like a nerd
HOW THE FUCK DO I SHAKE THIS LOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tear drop tattoo
1. get contacts
2. get buff
3. grow a beard
All you need
grow hair out. curl. wear snapback backwards
I want to give to my oneitis in uni some poems. What's the better way and moment to do it?
>inb4 none
Can we read the poems first?
If you feel uncomfortable sharing, then I'll be willing to exchange poems with you. I'm a wannabe writer too, and at least two of the poems I've written have been about love. (Although obviously I've never experienced it.)
post the poems, dante
>>27115467
My friend did that to his oneitis. He handed her a crappy one subject notebook scrawled cover to cover with them on Valentine's Day.She didn't date him.