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Having a girlfriend is basically babysitting
>>27109293
look at that poor unknowing cuck
Sex and the idea that she loved me almost as much as I loved her made it worthwhile.
You're right, though.
>>27109293
looks like a robot to me
>10 years ago
>be young beta nerd
>meet stacy through family friends
>we don't like each other at first
>always see each other when forced to go out with family friends
>slowly start getting along
>she invites me out to a movie with her friends
>go out and make friends with her friends
>start hanging out with them
>become really close friends with her
>in high school start browsing 4chan
>realize I'm a beta orbiter cuck
>slowly stop hanging out with her and her friends
>she always invites me out
>literally begs me and gets mad sometimes
>decline most of the time
>will occasionally have to hang out with her since our families are close on thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.
>stop texting her, calling her, and whenever she invites me out I say I'm busy
>gradation high school and go to uni
>a lot time passes
>I see her last week at a family barbecue during the holidays
>she gets angry that I've cut contact
>legitimately gets upset
>later that night mom tells me she was truly my friend and she loved me
>lmao okay
>stay toastie, roastie.
Should I feel bad for avoiding this roastie whore, robots?
yeah i'm not gonna read this shit
>>27108738
Ok.
Original commentusonwhdian
>>27108702
I mean are you guys actually friends or are you just trying g to fuck her? If you are actually friends then you're kind o an asshole but then again I was very good friends with a girl that I loved and she played with my feelings so I cut contact. Idk dude
Describe how you currently feel with a picture.
just finished Breaking Bad season 1
I'm enjoying this shit even though it is sad.
>>27108603
It will only get better
get ready for feels
How do i stop masturbating? I've noticed when i dont fap for a day or 2 i feel less tired and even more active
Try not jacking off
>>27108384
Just do something else, for fucks sake.
>>27108384
just hold in your ejaculation.
It's your precious life essence and you should not squander it. Your body saps all your nutrients and energy to reconstitute it.
>Their favorite book is 1984
>basically code for "I haven't read a book since high school"
>code for "I haven't read a book since high school"
>not Of Mice and Men
>Reading is a sophisticated person's hobby
>Reading makes you better as a person
I actually read Animal Farm and 1984 in middle school of my own accord, and not because anyone told me to. in fact, teachers were telling most kids to read simpler stuff since they couldn't understand it.
>tfw smart child and was reading full novels in 1st grade
>on OKCupid
>can't get a date with anything more than a 5/10
>genuine 6/10 asks me out
>meet up with her
>it's going really well
>go back to her place
>she takes off her shoes
>her footgame is terrible
>no arches
>stubby, wide toes
>dirty
>overall short and squat
>>27108291
and then what? you're not seriously writing this from the girl's house right now are you? or were you just too afraid to make a move so this story is boring as shit
>>27108357
We watched Netflix, made out a bit then I left; should probably text her back, but honestly, her footgame is the worst I've ever seen in my life.
Just fuck her you degenerate.
>a girl I know whispers me in WoW that she wants to "netflix and chill" after her heroic
what the fuck, isn't "netflix and chill" the thing people say when they gonna fuck? i don't even have a condom, i whispered back "okay" so she'll be coming over. anyone got some articles on how to have sex ?
have you not watched porn? You just stick your dick in her pussy and move back and forth
make a condom out of saran wrap and tape
>>27108238
This post is bullshit, nobody even plays wow anymore.
Post the Chaddiest Chads you can find.
>>27107973
Brody Jenner is in a league above Chads. He's a Brody.
what do I win
besides blox
>>27108010
I would suck his dick and I'm not even gay.
Anyone else started collecting apple seeds after reading on here about how they contain enough cyanide to kill yourself if you eat 200?
>>27107909
Can I blend them and mix it with a drink?
>>27107909
>all this hassle
>not just buying pong pong seeds for 5$
Pussy. I've died about 7 times from Pong Pong seeds while you were eating a single apple.
>>27107909
I thought it was cherry seeds?
>lumbar lordosis
Nothing is as pathetic and shitty as this
>>27107843
What is it OP?
You didnt specify why it's shitty or pathetic.
>>27108930
My spine curves outwards.
>makes it look like I have a fat ass
>uncomfortable in literally any chair I sit on
>no real way to fix it
I'm almost certain I got it because of all my shitposting over the years. I work a desk job only to come back home to my desk and stay there all day. Now it's really uncomfortable to me when browsing even for 15 minutes, dinnertimes I wish I could just be stretched out by a taffy machine and my spine would go back in the right place
>>27109301
Oh fuck I didnt even notice that. I was looking at the ribs area.
I have something similar, but way smaller, on the back of my neck. I've been trying to slowly but surely push it into position, but so far I havent made progress.
>about to jerk off
>uncle call saying his come to get the vacuum cleaner
>have now to wait for him to get here, then leave so then I can jerk off
God damn it.
>>27107641
jerk off with the vacuum cleaner, problem solved
>>27107641
>tfw can jerk off because uncle took the vacuum cleaner
Whats up with jerking off in vacuum cleaners? Are you being serious right now?
Has anyone ever been falsely banned before? I'm posting this from my phone because apparently the mods think I've made this post when I never posted in /v/ in my entire life.
yeah I got banned for "cross board raiding" because I posted this on qa
>>27107625
Was banned for posting an awoo thread during the pol happening.
Whenever I get on my school's wifi there's often a warning for posting on /a/
last one was
>stop posting about things you don't like if you don't like them faggot>mfw /a/utistic fags at my school
to be expected when like 60% are asian
>walk in
>see Sis
What do!?
>>27107399
sniff her pussy and report back with results.
>"But you do have to eat these..."
Tell that filthy degenerate whore to get out my house
Has there ever been a greater chain burger than Five Guys?
>>27107372
Yes, it's Whattaburger.
No.
Faggots will say In-N-Out.
>>27107372
I like Hardy's better
Who else /avoidantpersonalitydisorder/ here?
Le RIGINALe
pretty much fit all the criteria, I have anxiety disorder its like the same thing
I almost got diagnosed with it, but apparently I was too young.
>got invited by my "friends" to a party
>ignore their calls and texts when we were supposed to meet up
Sure am living the life here
