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They're so cute together! :3
Aren't you happy for them? :D
>>27105926
Yeah, people deserve to be happy. That guy and girl probably works hard during their training, certainly did more in high school than I did.
>>27105926
Ya know theres prolly a guy who crushed om this girl and now he constantly has to see this picture.
>>27105981
>Ya know theres prolly a guy who crushed om this girl and now he constantly has to see this picture.
Jesus christ that hit hard anon
Living in a big city must be fucking awful for robots. How do you do it?
>posting from my comfy rural home
It's good because people leave you alone. In small towns and villages everyone knows you and are nosy about what you're up to.
>>27105648
This.
I live in the country with my family and there's no way I can find being trapped with the same people day after day comfy.
Plenty of smoking, drinking and drugs is generally how i get by
Who scared of rejection here? I've never asked a girl on a date or to hang out with me. I'm just scared I'll get rejected and she'll tell her friends that I'm a retard and then nobody will ever be mygf.
>>27105289
Don't be scared anon, make the first step since you're a man. Otherwise you'll stay alone for the rest of your life.
>>27105325
Why is it that men has to make the first step? I've never understood this. Girls, regardless of looks, will never be afraid of rejection. Not these days.
>>27105289
Dude who cares. If she says no u try again with someone else. Honestly m8 just ask her out to coffee its not as big a deal as you think
I wish I could be a cute girl.
I'd dress up in cute clothes and live life as a NEET and everyone would give me free shit just for being a cute girly girl.
if I retain my memories in the next life I hope I can choose to be a cute girl.
But alas in this life wizardry is destined for me.
fuck off
you are a man
A MAN
YOU ARE A FUCKING MAN RIGHT OR ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY?
>>27105502
I know my current form is of the male gender.
No amount of estrogen and would ever make me female.
But I can always look to the next life.
Being a male is really shitty in this day and age.
>>27105502
i'd much rather be a pussy than being keyboard warrior'd over a columbian logcutting forum
ITT: downsides to being a NEET.
>my parents think I'm a burden. (Mommy has drunkenly admitted she wishes she never had me)
>>27105157
Daily remindiner that your parents are horrible, neglectful parents and probably mentally ill (which is not an excuse).
You need to get the fuck out of your house, visit a shrink and stay away from your parents, who are most likely the root of all your problems.
>>27105197
Yes of course. How dare they give him a place to live and pay for all his food, bills etc.
Pretty sure my mom is ashamed, but I don't know.
I wish someone had helped me though. When I first became neet I was 16 and when a 16 year old shuts them self away like I did I think they need someone to help them. But It's too late now.
I'm 23 now btw.
Why are they doing this all of a sudden?
Are they proud of being sheep?
>>27105130
>all of a sudden?
umm by all of a sudden you mean the last decade or more?
you prefer the jean shorts & leggings combo instead?
Styles come and go, man. Just keep your eyes glued on their asses and camel toes and stop caring so much
I miss banana twink
>>27104988
I honestly literally don't
He looks like an alien
>>27105007
You know you missed his morale boosting boipussy
>spend five minutes browsing any store with a girl casheer around my age looking for shit to waste my money on
>she somehow finds an excuse to mention a boyfriend
Holy shit
Every time
What's wrong with you cunts, these girls aren't even attractive at all, holy hell, i can't aimlessly walk in a store for 2 minutes without a female cashier trying to think I just want to fuck her?
You're all so god damn conceited, it's like you live on another planet where men will fuck any rotton corpse they could find
you prolly talked to her like a sperg man
I have never had this happen to me
>>27104719
Then I talk to everyone like a sperg, but It doesn't mean I want to fuck everyone on the planet
>tfw me being in a wheelchair is a deal breaker for 99% of guys
Is there a nice guy out there who would accept a paralyzed girlfriend?
first in thread so you have to be my gf
Honestly it's probably just because you're ugly. Not trying to be mean I'm ugly too if it makes you feel better.
>>27104610
Post pic of gross atrophied legs pls.
>ITT: Things about yourself you've never shared with another human being
I have not shared my penis
>>27104481
I eat hair and nails, but the hair eating is the one that worries me more. I pull it from my head, I eat it from my arms, and even my pubic hair. It's so disgusting and horrible, but I can't help it, always did it, and mostly do it automatically, only to realise what I just did.
I like feet
So I'm a total normie, can /r9k/ explain to me the attraction to "monster girls"?
>inb4 normie get out
No
Now get out
>>27104179
Help me out, I'm merely curious
>>27104204
>memely curious
Get.
The.
Fuck.
Out.
>tfw facing criminal charges for "getting caught having sex with a girl in public
>tfw have only met her twice
>tfw the most ive touched her is when I hugged her
>reputation ruined
>inever spoke a word here and now getting in trouble for something I didnt even get to do
So /b/, why are you never going to trust anyone ever again?
>>27104064
So how did you ended up facing criminal charges ?
>>27104064
>so /b/
nigga what
>>27104064
In the """alleged""" crime, who """"caught"""" you? Because the only way you could be tried for this is if there is a witness, and that a cop had to come and arrest you.
Is it possible for an LDR to work?
Post stories, successful or not, doesn't matter.
>>27103858
bump
originale
>>27103858
not really. you will most likely end up getting cucked and not even know it.
It only works if you are
In deep denial
Or arent jelous/paranoid
And can give the proper amount of attention to your partner.
describe each board with a picture
/r9k/
/biz/
... this is such an orig comment, by the way
>/d/
ORIGINAL
FUCKING
COMMENT
>>27104441
>>27104410
>not using blox
You people so fucking new it hurts
You wake up and realize you've gained an unique superpower. Beta Uprising has begun.
Let's wage war against the normies.
Click here to see to see your power -
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>obsession empowerment
>become more powerful when obsessed
Urgh that fits too well for my liking
>>27103530
>numerical precision
>They can use this to solve problems, puzzles or riddles and can enhance one's accuracy to be precise and always hit the target.
On second thought, you betas can uprise without me
