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>tfw gf calls me a faggot when she pegs me
W-Why is she bullying me?
>>27091361
Fuck a guy behind her back, that will teach the slut to call you a fag.
>>27091361
More stories about your gf please.
>>27091361
Some subs get off on verbal humiliation, she's probably doing that.
Tell her you don't like it?
Women are literally so hot it physically pains me that I can't bite them at will
I hate women
I am surrounded by 3/10 monkeys (third worlder here)
The few girls who do not look like a monster here are untouchable goddesses who only date the top 1% men.
>>27091492
spoiler alert
you also look like a monkey
>>27091492
You find your own people ugly?
Can someone please explain social etiquette regarding lecture attendance in university?
What should one do if one is late?
At what point should one not show up in the lecture at all, with consideration to excessive lateness?
Please help I literally have an autism diagnosis and don't understand basic social etiquette
Please respond
Just go to the lecture if you wan to, even if you are late. You have just as much right as anyone else to be there.
>>27090769
Go whenever you feel like, come as you like, leave as you like.
Lecture attendance is voluntary.
If you have to deal with mandatory attendance, show up whenyou are expected to.
If you're late you come in through the back door, carefully not slamming the door closed, and sit on the first seat you see, preferably one on the edge of the classroom/lecture hall. Make as little noise in taking your shit out, especially with zippers.
As for time, depends on the size. If it is small 20-60 person class, anything above 10 minutes is rude. If it is bigger (100+), 20 mins is the limit so long as you make as little noise as possible.
Who ISFJ here?
life is suffering
>>27090564
That's me anon...
Originality killed the radio star
be prepared to be taken advantage of
ISFJ women
> Everyone likes them, they are nice
ISFJ men
> creepy, remembers too much, overly concerned
Must be hell
Does anyone else unironically get mad when women claim to be lonely?
I'm being dead serious here. Women will literally NEVER experience loneliness the way a man does. Women receive male attention literally 24/7 THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. And what's more, they get all this just by the fact that they exist. It's fucking ridiculous. Men bending over backward for you for no reason.
No, you stupid cunt, just because your ideal 15/7 Chad hasn't swept you off your feet yet doesn't mean you're lonely. These cunts would kill themselves if they had to spend one day as a man.
I'll have a hard time keeping myself from laughing any time a woman complains about being lonely or unappreciated
>>27090545
I wish all I could do was laugh.
Also inb4 trannies and unironic cuck white knights
Where did you get women get 24/7 attention? Probably good looking ladies do, but no every women. I dont get you point here, how is it diferent to man's lonelyness?
If you could write a letter to yourself 5,10, or however many years ago, what would it say? Post it ITT.
Don't trust what your parents tell you. They really have no clue on what they are doing.
>>27090468
Wow, pretty much this
Don't be afraid to make friends and be social. Get good grades.
All the machinery has been replaced by black men
>>27090427
sauce?
original commmmmmment
>>27090427
that dudes dick on the left is smaller than mine...
so much for the BBC
Where's the bottom guy putting his dick if there's already someone putting a dick in the white guy's ass?
>He unironically uses a mouth fedora
i just like the taste
i don't give a shit about DUDE VAPING LMAO HOW MANY OHMS YOU ROCKING BROOOOOO DUDE culture
what's wrong with that
>>27090342
Mouth fedora user go-to excuse
>>27090342
bet you like the taste of cum to faggot
Cindy, I love you. I heard you're single again. Please get back with me.
is this a meme now or has the same guy been posting this girl's picture for months
>>27090006
Cindy is the queen of r9k.
>>27090006
Its the same delusional guy that wont take no for an answer.
People have tried to help this worthless sack of flesh but he is too stubborn and deluded to stop.
When did you first realize you're a genetic mistake?
>>27089828
nobody is a genetic mistake
seek knowledge
>>27089868
What is that graph?
XXY
>underdeveloped, shrek like teeth because of weak bone development
>extremely rare case of bottom front row tooth missing
>wider hips
I begin
>been befriending girl for a few months, quickly fell in love with her only to discover that she already has a boyfriend
>confess to her in a really awkward way because I couldnt hold it in anymore
>she goes away crying
>later texts me that she finds me awesome blabla and that she would be with me in another situation
>next day
>she put on perfume (didn't thought anything of it other than she smelled nice even though she doesnt have any usually)
>we go in an empty classroom during free time
>cant say anything, we just play random games
>go back to class
>i go to toilets to cry
>when i come back she asks me where I've been
>tell her I was with friends
>she looks very sad
>later she mentions how she doesnt love her boyfriend anymore
>ok cool, continue as normal
>go home
>realize I missed the signals like the autist I am
Your turn, fellow robots
>never hang out with mom
>stay in my room and fap for hours every day
>mom died and i will never talk with her again
I ignored a girl who probably wanted to fuck my brains out for a different girl whos brains I wanted to fuck out that ignored me.
She legitimately cared about me, too, and I just didn't see it.
>love girl but other girl loves me
>other girl is an absolute slut, went through three black dicks before she could even drive
>love of my life is uber Christian
>ilike.jpeg
>I ask her out to no success
>slut doesn't want me now because Jamal
>side note I asked her on 9/11/'01
>tfw spent all night masturbating and came like 7 times
>tfw day 81 of nofap
Thank god i'm out of that hole
pretty much my weekends are consumed with fapping. I'm out of the house from 7 am to 11 pm tuesday, wednesday, and thursday and for a few hours on saturday, too. then there's schoolwork to do. so sunday and monday I basically fap nonstop, I think I was at 7 or 8 on monday.
>cant stop fapping to shemale trap and sissy porn
I just want to dress up like a a cute sissy girl and fuck/befucked by a hot tranny like young maria Cordoba
why is that so much to ask for?
These are such low quality memes with zero effort and shitty humor just to force the bible. How do we fix them?
>>27089543
Have everyone in the world stop believing in the bible
>>27089576
How do we do this though?
jesus christ all memes are cancerous you fuck
where my -0/10 crew at
>>27089463
>eggman
>ugly
>implying
>>27089463
Egg man is an ugly fuck but he's tall and because he's tall he's not a virgin and because of that, he is not a robot
I'm uglier than egg overall. Maybe not in the face but overall I'm worse.
>>27089463
But Eggman is really handsome. He's at least a 7/10. It's not fair to rest of us, ordinary men, to compare ourselves to such a magestic man.
Is even ONE thing in this world true?
According to this post, yes - you're a loser
>>27089464
What a dumb reply lol anon.
>>27089438
one day you are going to die
