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She's black and I'm white. Will make sure nobody finds out about it, she's autistic though.
>>27084455
yes, she looks qt
>>27084455
Her nose is a little broad but I bet she has an okay body under those clothes, why not?
>>27084474
I dunno she seems mentally challenged. She has asisted living or somethinmg, she will get her own house in 2 months luckily.
>Just be yourself, kamerad
>It worked for me
>unemployed homeless loser at 24
>returns from the trenches a hero, gets into politics, meets 17 year old PTP Eva at 40, becomes Chancellor of Germany
it's never too late robots. Maybe you too will prove your valour in the upcoming ww3
>>27084720
>unemployed homeless losers
>during the Weimar depression
you realize people were starving in the streets and the currency was worth less than the paper it was printed on yes?
>>27084940
He was homeless before WW1 and Weimar.
Hitler was honestly a robot. If he was born 100 years later he'd be on here.
Hi guys, hows your relationship with your name, I'm kind of happy with mine because I'm used to it now, but I would probably come up with something completely different if I had to choose myself.
1.Your name.
2.What you wish your name was.
>tfw changing first and last names and not giving a fuck how much my family bitches about it
I like my last name a lot but my frist name is "Mark", it's OK I guess. It probably fits me well so I would never change it.
I'd rather have a slavic first name to match my last name though, like Aleksandr
>>27084423
>It's another here's a question for you to answer, and OP refuses to answer thread
>le bisexuality meme
Who actually falls for this shit?
>>27084390
I'm bisexual, anon!
>>27084390
wat?
I love big tits but I also love cute boiz and yummy cocks
Look, I just love cock. I also like titties and ass. I don't want a fag marriage. I don't wave rainbow flags. JUST LET ME SUCK A COCK
If you actually hated yourself and your life you would've already killed yourself. Or at least left everything behind.
So why are you lying to yourself?
That's implying everyone does what they want
Hating yourself doesn't equate to a death wish.
I hate everything I stand for, what a fucking mistake I've become. Dying would be a merciful solution to my issues. I need to be punished, and thus I punish myself by continuously spiraling down this shithole of a life.
You can leave now
>>27083811
not really, killing yourself requires shit tons of courage with desperation, the first one is something that almost every robot doesn't have.
>tfw the liberals won
>tfw academia is now liberal indoctrination central, going as far back as elementary school
>tfw expressing conservative opinions is tantamount to social suicide; can cost you your friends, job, education, and so on
>tfw family life is dead, being a housewife is seen as a bad thing while being a degenerate whore is perfectly acceptable
>tfw murdering babies is literally seen as a human right now
>tfw subtle white genocide occurring as I type these very words
>tfw it's considered okay, and even encouraged, to hate, mock, and vilify white people; white guilt is everywhere
>tfw Christianity is dead
>tfw Islam is literally taking over the world
>tfw society is crumbling in front of our very eyes
>conservative opinions
>independent women are "degenerate whores"
>believing in a woman's right to choose is "murdering babies"
>Non-white non-Christians are literally destroying the world
Golly I can't imagine why expressing these opinions makes people not like you, Anon.
>>27083805
Yeah rape in Cologne didn't happen nor did the autistic kids getting touched in a pool by rapefugees didn't happens either
There is a spark of hope my friend.
US here, sitting with legs open is now a crime, just saw it on the news and then this;
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/21/nyregion/MTA-targets-manspreading-on-new-york-city-subways.html?_r=0
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/06/02/war-on-men-first-arrests-for-manspreading-on-new-york-subway/
http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/05/nypd-is-now-arresting-people-for-manspreading-their-legs-too-wide-on-subways/
>>27083649
The US is an ultra-feminist hellhole? Hmm, maybe I'll buy it anon, but first you'll have to make me believe
>feminists are a minority albeit a very loud one
>the government wants to do their best to appease to a relatively small minority j ust so they can sleep better
>they are never satisfied since they know they can win now
Why aren't people protesting against this shit? That's so fucking stupid.
Shit. I still man spread on the subway. I have to protest this. Can we organize a man spreading day or something?
Week-end in 1 hour.
Finally, I can't wait to leave the work.
43 min before freedom.
32 min before freedom.
oc
>>27083418
6 1/2 hours until freedom
kill me now
>"Oh anon I'm so good at blowjobs ;)"
>bring her up to my apartment
>she gags on it and almost throws up
Why do women do this?
>>27083382
>willingly interacting with dumb cunt trash
>fails to treat her like a child with the spatial awareness of a drunk injun
>gets upset when he has a mess to deal with
Why do dumb meme spouting fucks not know how to deal with women? Oh right because this never happened.
>>27083382
Men tell them they're good at BJs to keep getting BJs
>>27083512
>men want to get their dick sucked bad constantly
These people are just too fucking stupid for sex.
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N SHEEEEIT
i dont understand why you decided to post this
are you unwell
SWEDEN YES
SO PROGRESSIVE
>>27083428
not op but tbqh I think alot of people just post random shit on r9k just because they feel like it. there's basically no moderation anyway.
>be me 3am sleeping
>hear my car engine starts
>wtfsomebodyisstolenmyfuckingcar.svg
>open the window and see my little chad brother and his chad friend leaving house
>i just scream "STOP THE FUCKING CAR!"
>dad wakes up "chad stop that fucking car right there, you didnt learned nothing from the las time"
>mfw they had to take a cub to go for hit some coke
>mfw they cryed over my lap and then asked sory
>they had to take a cub to go for hit some coke
are you okay op?
>>27083380
Have you never had to take a cub to go for hit some coke?
>>27083380
He never took a cub to go for hit some coke.
>tfw buying one way ticket to san francisco tonight
>>27083082
You some kind of fag?
>>27083082
Why you going there OP?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO
When I think about it, I seriously have no idea why I'm still a NEET. I would love to have money, in fact I need money more than anything. And yet I'm still here browsing this shit and watching videos. Why the fuck are you still a NEET?
>>27083072
>When I think about it, I seriously have no idea why I'm still a NEET. I would love to have money, in fact I need money more than anything. And yet I'm still here browsing this shit and watching videos. Why the fuck are you still a NEET?
I've procrastinated for 7 years and I don't know how to stop
That's literally all it is
>>27083091
you mean you haven't done anything productive at all for 7 years?
Maybe it's depression. Yeah, pretty sure it is.
Who here /losingit/?
>pouring bowl of cereal home alone
>start laughing really, really loudly
>builds into huge, throaty peels of movie villain cackling
>run up and down the stairs laughing like this
>start screaming at the top of my voice until neighbours bang on the wall
what were you thinking of?
>>27083003
>reading a story about this guy who fucked a 13 year old, and three years later she had an abortion and kill herself
>I just start smirking and try to hold in laughter
who /edgy/ here?
>Laid in bed for the past week
>Eaten one bowl of pasta
>Not gone to any uni classes
jdimsa
Who is your waifu, robot?
unconditional love robot
>>27082989
Gif related is bestgirl
Pic related of course!shh Cebby
