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I use the powers of 4chins and make this thread that will grant me a girlfriend only if nobody posts in this thread. Please do not post in this thread because i really want a girlfriend
me too i want one too
>>24368493
If dubs OP gets his qt 3.14 gf.
>>24368542
Fuck that. Whoever gets dubs in this thread will get a qt gf while OP watches.
>8/10 qt sucks A HOMELESS NIGGERS DICK AT THE TRASHCANS
>SHE WOULD SUCK YOU OFF
WHAT T HE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=166_1447723902
>>24368473
He is probably a chad drug dealer with a large penis.
fucking chad, getting girls addicted to crack
>>24368473
That girl was a 6/10 at best friend.
When will the baka desu senpai word filter end?
>>24368456
i dont know, i hope it would Desu, isnt this like against our rights or something?
>>24368456
when you normie scum get out
Never. The robot will add more and more translated words until every single post will be part japanese.
When was the last time you were FURIOUS at someone or something?
Today at work I was unloading a container and become extremely frustrated by some boxes that were so tightly packed that it took my full strength to pull them out, but not before letting out an animalistic growl and getting a large surge of adrenaline which allowed me to finally get the boxes out.
Thankfully no one was around to witness my autism.
I beat the shit out of a small child who kept crying, wondered why he passed out, so I called him a pussy and kept going until I knew what I was doing. My parents walked in so I had to DROP TO THE FLOOR AND DO THE DINOSAUR
Every time I read/hear a comment from someone who has been red pilled or blue pilled.
>>24368369
lol i saw something like this the other day
do you work at walmart OP and were you trying to get my my xbox one from the bottom shelf and it couldnt get out?
im done i cant take this anymore i want to commit suicide but im too much of a pussy to slit my wrists or jump off a bridge so i guess buying a gun would be the fastest way i only have a few hundred dollars though and i live in washington im 18 btw where should i buy it online or at a show
Why not just mix alcohol and drugs? If not that try jumping off a tall building.
make sure it's a shotgun unless you're just whining and want attention
>>24368334
i dont have any friends that i can buy alcohol or drugs off of and i hate heights i now that id pussy out of jumping
"The top ranked men have multiple wives, and the low-ranked men have ... no access to women. ...Men like hugging better than they like killing, but if you take away my access to hugging, I will probably start killing ... and I make no apology for it"
-dilbert
>>24368231
Dilbert didnt say that
>>24368250
prove it faggot shitdick :^)
"I'll let you live if you can answer this simple question. What came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch"
-dilbert
High school autism thread? I'll contribute some pretty bad stories if someone gets it rolling
Cried then and there when I saw my crush with another dude at a school party.
My whole sophomore year was autistic.
>had long hair
>atheist
>edgy /b/ tard
>Russiaboo
Just thinking about it makes me cringe
>>24368296
I cringe when I think about it too.
>be me
>lonely autismo
>had a few friends but only because my school was small
>had gta 4 mission complete tones on my cellphone
>ALL of them
>would play them after doing something, like a mission complete
>mfw I push my past down as far as I can to forget about those days
mediocre "rare" pepe trading thread
i made t-this and i w..want to s-share it with you guys :3
saved and cataloged.
i will share a few of my rarer pepes
idk what this is supposed to be
>tfw the only thing I've ever felt I've been good at is being creative
>practice writing all kinds of different stories and genres for years
>finally pick an idea that I'd like to turn into a profession
>dedicate my heart and soul to this project
>present the idea to 4chan and friends
>"That's the stupidest, most unoriginal idea ever."
I think I'm done, trying guys. I'm just gonna collect my autism bux and live the rest of my life alone now.
>>24368038
Kek, why come to 4chan with anything important? We're crabs in a bucket, anon
>>24368038
Seriously I wouldn't take anything 4Chan says to heart.
Are you kidding me man ? Don't stop, especially if you like what you do. Your thing will find its public, even it's 20 people, it was worth it. I can relate to you btw, i'm making music and i'm working on an album. Once i finish it i will probably end my shitty life though.
How many times per day do you daydream about women's feet?
>me
>almost constantly
Absolutely 0 you faggot.
>>24368063
That's so weird to me. What do you daydream about?
tfw ill never lick a cute anime girl feet
Would you become a janitor for your favorite board for 20 dollars a week? All you have to do is delete rule-breaking threads and posts, 5 hours a day.
That is less than a dollar an hour.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat
>>24368002
That makes me think: a minimum wage job as a 4chan janitor sounds like the best shit ever. You can delete shitty posts and make your own posts at the same time. It would be my dream job, just being on the internet all day.
How do robots feel about girls who color their hair?
>>24368001
Red flag. Avoid the feminists at all cost.
>>24368001
I like it if they've picked a color they can pull off
>>24368030
This. Nothing they do will entice me ever again
hey robots
Chad here. I felt like coming in here to troll a bit, but instead I want to offer some advice and answers about what its like to be a chad, how to be a chad, and how to change your life to stop being a neet and start being a winner.
basically, its a chad /AMA/
>finishing PhD
>long term committed relationship
>good friend group with long term relationships
>health sex life in relationship and long before this one
>never had problems getting dates
>Been successful in business before returning to school
>fit and in shape (6'2, 190)
pic related just cause it looks like chad sort of shit
>>24367981
You forgot the most important one, be born handsome.
>>24367981
WE DONT WANT YOUR SHITTY ADVICE
>>24367981
How often have you sucked cock?
I suspect that my mother may have found my stash of stimulants. If confronted, should I take responsibility or claim they were my old roommates and I found them whilst moving?
It is a relatively large quantity.
How big a stash is it?
>>24367938
A three month personal supply.
>>24367965
Of what? I want specifics.
reminder this is a reddit facebook normie meme, robots do not think it is funny this meme is rejected here the normies that post it are not welcome here
>>24367894
Thisis the truth about the meme
>>24367894
>posts said meme
>get outnormie
Reminder on other boards if you post your dumbass reddit frog meme you will get a response of 'fuck off frogposter' because everyone knows the only people posting this stupid meme are the unwanted niggers of 4chan.
reminder other boards see r9k as a containment board because of memesters spouting catchphrases like 'normies reeeee'
reminder this board would be better off without frogposters
