>finally get prescription glasses at 25
>everything looks fucking HD
Why didn't you meganefags tell me sooner? I actually have an excuse now to leave the house. Everything looks fucking glorious.
Its not worth it considering how much worse you look, im supposed to wear glasses since 9 years but only do it for driving.
I rather see everything blurred than be ugly af.
I feel you, man. I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out and having braces put in. Money really is the best option for self improvement.
>>24361126
b-but classes are cute
give me your best films to watch when i get home robots
either a 0/10 or 10/10 gud shit
>pic unrelated
>>24360968
Taxi Driver
Literally robot, the movie
Watch Blade Runner again.
>>24360968
Made in Britain
A Norwegian from /lgbt/ has been spamming this board with twinks and yaoi to try and make people gay for about a year now. Please report him and tell him to fuck off when you see him.
http://desustorage.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu/text/uke%20seme/page/1/
http://desustorage.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu/text/boiginity/page/1/
http://desustorage.org/_/search/boards/r9k.desu/text/saika/page/1/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/BP11129.gif/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/YaoiNotGay.png/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/zcwNp2r.jpg/
He...
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>>24360965
the sad thing is that the people who give positive replies to it are fags pretending to be straight so the OP probably believes it's working.It's not it's just making straight people have to see gay porn when browsing this board.
>>24361015
The Norwegian intentionally posts very young, androgynous boys to attempt to make desperate straight men chase 10/10 twinks.
Fetishes aside, the guy is one of the most annoying personalities I've seen on 4chan, and I'm surprised people don't whine about him more.
Fuck this guy. Somebody post this to /lgbt/.
Guys, help. My mom is a /pol/tard, Not literally, but she can't shut the fuck up about politics. Whenever I talk to her, she always finds a way to reign in the dem libruls and illegal aliens and abortions etc etc. For some reason, she likes to fixate specifically on single mothers with boyfriends that hurt their kids. I don't know. She doesn't have any friends and sits home all day, consuming a lot of conservative media on the internet.
I fucking hate politics. Zero interest, don't give a shit where the country is going cause I'll be dead by...
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Just agree with her. Talking politics is no fun when the other person isn't arguing with you. You get to make your mom happy that you're on her side, you don't have to listen to it.
>>24360924
Just send her to /pol/. There's a million trolls there ready to respond to her posts.
send her to /pol/ and they will redpill her
Hey fat ugly KHV fembots, would you date/marry a guy who looked like this?
>>24360892
>no physical deformities
yes.
>>24360919
What do you mean no physical deformities, he has a deviated septum, small chin, male pattern baldness, gigantic earlobes, gyno, and he's morbidly obese.
Yeah, he's cute. Gray hair is cute. Beards are cute
How do you deal with the realization that you aren't that smart. All my life I did bad in school and had trouble focusing but I always felt I was special. I thought I thought about things differently then most people and thought I had a unique perspective on things. For years I always thought i was either crazy or a genius, either years ahead of my time or years behind. But now im realizing that I'm just not THAT smart. Im not an idiot, and I can understand abstract ideas. But I don't know if I can actually create my own. I'm above average but I'm not...
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Seems to me you just never really applied yourself to learning something.
>>24360881
You're probably right. I've been focusing on music for a long time and I think that specifically is hitting me the hardest out of all of this because I just don't think my songs are that good and I feel like I'm ok but im not adding anything new to the mix. I'm slightly above mediocre but I feel this constant need to prove to myself im better than that, I just don't know if I am
>>24360934
>I just don't think my songs are that good
You're 20. How many non-meme or non jew sponsored artists made a breakthrough at that age?
Just take it slow. Also you need a backup plan.
I ran out of bottles to piss in so out of desperation I pissed in a latex glove, but I realized I created something truly amazing- Desktop Buddies. They're everything someone could ever need, they're jolly, lighthearted, and easy to make. A fun product for the whole family. All you need is some urine and a desktop buddy is yours. He's a perfect gift especially since Christmas is coming up soon, DO IT.
Congratulations on your fine achievement of taking a piss in a latex glove. May you succeed in your future endeavours.
I'll smack you in the face with my buddies.
Why piss in a bottle? Why not just use the toilet?
Give me a status report on you oneitis anons.
Did her hair accidently brush against you? Learn anything new and exciting from stalking? Perhaps she even acknowledged your existence recently?
We were both correcting someone then started to talk, then the professor walked in and we shut the fuck up. Haven't talked to her since. That was 3 months ago now.
>>24360719
That sounds exhilarating anon.
Did she smile and look you in the eyes at all? What does she look like.
>>24360755
Slightly smaller than me, straight black hair with some red at the top for some reason, always wears a hoodie, larger than average nose, fantastic slightly nasally voice, british accent (i'm from ireland)
Even saw her reading manga at one point, not sure what it was though. I heard her asking about another guy a while ago, depressed the shit out of me.
Post some arab related music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFtmB2U3Clo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3H8TY3iGg
whole album is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1am90nhkSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXKdJBZi_TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Gbz2XdTVE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
Race war when?
Good morning wagecuk
another day another dollar
There is nothing that anyone can say to convince you that those grapes aren't actually sour after all.
>>24360589
Poor wagekek. Better get to bed early to make your boss richer tomorrow.
>>24360607
Poor NEETkek. I'll still have more money than you.
No one in the world gives a shit about me apart from maybe my family. I can't handle it anymore, what's the point of achieving anything if you have no one to achieve it for? Myself? Nah fuck off.
If I died tomorrow people who never gave a shit about me would come out saying how much they liked me when in fact I'm pretty much ignored by anyone. Who else is like this?
Well, i feel like a piece of shit and cant even satisfy myself
>>24360536
There's only one thing you can do OP. Kill everyone who knows of your existence, then you will be able to kill yourself in peace.
God speed.
>caring about acceptance
Stop that shit right now.
Do things that please you and fuck anyone else.
Who /deformed/ here?
What makes you deformed?
For me it's massive overbite.
>>24360474
I have a receding hairline
>tfw monster
>>24360474
I have gyno, its terrible tb h
Pectus excavatum and jaw deformities (latter more or less fixed through surgery)
Sibling thread anyone?
>have 9 year old sister, I'm 18
>she gets off the bus with her friend and her friend's little brother
>the girls usually tease the little brother, sometimes I say something, other times I'm not there
>sister starts putting stickers on her friend's brother
>ignorant, I tell her to stop teasing him
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>slapping your 9yo sister
>>24360419
This isn't your blog, faggot.
I have a hot popular cheerleader sister. She farts non stop and takes smelly dumps right before I go in to take a shower.
If only people knew...
Tell your creep stories, I'll start:
>on the verge of homelessness
>2 days before out of current apartment, forgot to find a new place
>have the money but no place
>Throw up a craigslist ad
>nice girl asks me if I'd be interested in renting a room/house from her and her family
>apprehensive
>she tells me that they will rarely be there, and...
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>>24360199
Go on faggot what are you waiting for
Go ahead faggot, it's not like we have anything better to do
>>24360199
>>24360225
>>24360245
>We lived in a large city in Wisconsin.
>It was the dead of winter when my explorations fully bloomed
>She went on holiday with her rich parents for 3 months
>I was isolated for weeks on end in a house snowbound by blizzards
>Began to...
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I'm such a fucking failure, holy shit.
>>24360183
OP, quit being a sniveling little bitch. Complaining will get you fucking nowhere!
Do you want to continue being a failure?!
that's just the way it is
same 2bh familia