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I'm having a crush on this girl for 5 years now. She's now in a relationship with man better than me. It turns me on. I'm masturbating while thinking about their sex. About this guy getting unbelivable pleasure I'm not able to feel. My heart cries while I cum. How pathetic I am? Should I kill myself? Ask me anything.
>>24355979
kucks galore
>>24355979
Yes all cu cks should kill themelves. I mean it go to do it right now. Stop waiting and JUST DO IT.
Welcome to the kuckold club my friend.
Is PUA universally bullshit?
Its all false positives.
How to pick up women:
>Be tall
>Be charismatic
>Dont be ugly
Kind of doesnt matter how many dumb conversational tricks and tips you have or how many kewl funny lines you have.
>>24356004
now now anon, let's not be hasty
>Have a high income.
>>24356042
Not even really necessary. If youre just looking to hook up with women its not really a requirement to be wealthy. Just enough to look nice, buy drinks, and have a relatively clean residence.
Having a long term gf is a different story.
Any baldfags here tried Finasteride/Propecia? A couple months ago I noticed my hairline is probably receding and from some stuff I've read it works pretty well for most people.
I know they say it breaks your dick but I'm on /r9k/ so obviously I don't have any use for it anyway.
The only thing is I'm embarrassed to tell my parents that I need to go to a dermatologist about my hair loss..
propecia helps a little but if you're balding, you're balding
minoxidil is great on paper, but keep in mind you'll have to plaster that shit on your head every single day, and the moment you stop say goodbye to all your hair
not worth it
just shave it all off when the time comes
>>24356055
This is the way to go. Put on muscle as well.
>>24355955
>>24356055
>>24356088
>all those dubs
Get in here grandpas
How is everyone holding up?
>tfw retail wagec.uck
>tfw just now finding out my new manager is going to be 5 years younger than me
26 in feb.
>cannot have dairy or i shit meself
>have to watch my sugars because nerves in mouf are messed up
it gets better if you want it too.
am just sitting on a bridge in sl
>>24356019
bumping for content
>>24355843
It helps to abandon any sense of tying your self-worth to your job. But then motivation becomes an issue.
I just struggle to motivate myself at all. It's enough just keeping up with work and eating and and that.
>Tfw today is my 21st birthday and nobody cares
Still a KV btw
>>24355837
happy birthday anon! Here's a cookie.
Happy Birthday, man. You should leave this place before it's too late.
>>24355837
Happy birthday anon!!!!!!!!!!!! But uh.. Hey, 21 is supposed to be the worst year so watch out. :l
Or was it 22 or 23... Idr.
Let's have a moment to mourn every chestlet that exists in this worldAHAHAH just kidding fuck them
>>24355732
Reason why beta males prefer women with small tits:
Large tits are attractive to men on a base level, we see them, we want them. This is a simple fact every straight man feels.
However, with this comes a contest between men to get those said tits, as we out perform each other for pussy in general.
A beta male? He can't compete. He knows he cant. So he says he "dislikes them" and prefers women with flat chests, who look like underdeveloped boys instead, as they're less desired.
Small tit lover = Beta
>>24355732
>tfw no massive titties gf
why even exist/live?
>>24355762
Small tit lover = latent pedophile
>Find out girl has a tattoo
>Instantly lose all respect for her
>No longer feel nervous around her, just absolutely disgusted
And you?
>>24355666
Tattoos are hot dude.
>>24355666
Enjoy dying alone.
>>24355666
Checked.
Did she have it on her asshole or something anon? Tattoos are great.
Hey, robots.
What would be the best birth control?
Abstinence
Arm implant
pills
Write your suicide note. Have other anons rate/review it.
Sorry mum and dad. You were great parents, please don't blame yourself for this. I am just a big fuck up.
Jack
Life seems to be a black and white silent movie about nothing, flickering silently on film superimposed onto the retinas of my eyes.
The movie is almost over.
I'm only leaving this so there's no mistaking this for autoerotic asphyxia. Goodbye.
dubs decide song
make it good please
don't stop believing
hotline bling
memebloxxx
>>24355560
rolling for great justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFIx_GwjMfY
How do you feel that you were tricked into "posting rare pepes" as a way of focusing enough consciousnesses on a caricature of Ba'al in order to conjure an egregore?
You're literally a pawn for /x/ and /fringe/ to do their bidding and summon their shitty lesser demon.
When he is finally summoned, know that its your fault. You brought this upon yourselves.
"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." (Rev. 16:13, 14)
Repent for thy crimes you fools
>>24355401
>tfw playing SMT got me interested in demons, mythology and shit like that and i want to know more but i have no idea what to read
any recs?
Why are piss jugs so frowned upon when it was common practice to use shit pots for centuries?
>>24355394
Because normies.
Roboto muto
Because modern society is too squeamish.
>>24355394
BECAUSE WE HAVE FUCKING TOILETS NOW WTF
You whine a lot about women this and women that, why not gay? What is so bad about it?
Remember: A hole is a hole.
I am not attracted to those faggots.
>>>/lgbt/
You already have a board
Stop trying to turn people gay
I'm gay but straight guys aren't going to ever find the idea of kissing a guy appealing. I know this just from my interactions with my straight friends.
>have gay teacher
>like literally gay
>gives me a zero on a test i aced
>tells me he'll keep giving me zeroes unless i sit down and talk with him
>what.JPG
>he wants me to sit down and have like a thirty minute talk with him about my social life and any people i like blah blah blah
>fuck no
he wasn't joking, he keeps giving me zeroes on everything and tells me they wont stop until i do it, now i'm failing his class.
This can't be legal, right? I can do something about this, right?
Report him to the department chair and bring your graded work as evidence.
>>24355313
show ur tests to principel
Record the talk you have with him and make sure to ask him if he'll grade your papers properly now, incriminate that literal cocksucker.
Anyone here who only almost lost his virginity?
How did it happen, how did you fail?
>Be 16
>Have gf
>Get frisky most nights but never go further than handjob/fingering
>One day while we're fucking around she says we should have sex
>She goes to get condom
>Takes fucking forever
>I'm nervous and my dick goes soft.
>Frantically trying to get it back up
>Makes me even more nervous
>Eventually get back to half chub
>Stick my semi flacid dick in her and thrust for a few minutes
>Eventually just give up and stop
Now I'm 25 and still a virgin.
>>24355203
>and still a virgin.
no you're not
>>24355203
Same happened to me when I was 19 only it was a one night stand. Lost my virginity for real at 24. Was a tough five years of constantly remembering the choke of the century.
