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I can't do it any more. It takes me hours to get out of bed. My mind feels numb but it also feels dead. I need to go to my psyche and tell him to increase the dosage of my Prozac. The only reason I'm posting here is because their's no one else I can honestly talk to about this,
I have schizophrenia and the walls are talking to me
I love anonymous boards
>>24351367
I don't know if you're serious but if you are then how's schizo life?
>>24351342
I'm legitimately surprised there aren't enough people dissatisfied with life in these meaningless conditions for there to be revolutions or mass suicides or something to break the routine of work sleep, work, sleep, leisure, work, sleep, illness, broken heart, bad news, average day, sleep, freak accident, recovery, terminal illness, death
>Traditionally, Muslim jurists hold that Muslim women may only enter into marriage with Muslim men. The Qur'an explicitly allows Muslim men to marry chaste women of the People of the Book, a term which includes Jews and Christians
>Islam does not give adulterous men the right to marry a chaste woman and nor may an adulterous woman marry a chaste man, except if the matter has not gone to court and the two purify themselves of this sin by sincere repentance.
>Women of purity are for men of purity, and men of purity are for women of purity -Quran 24:26
Some rights which the wife owes to her husband are:
>Being head of the household
>To be obeyed in all that is not disobedience to Allah
>Marital relations
>That she not allow anyone in the house of whom he disapproves
>That she not leave the house without his permission
>That she cook for him and keep his house
>To be thanked for his efforts
>That she can only undertake a voluntary fast with his permission
Why aren't you Muslim, /r9k/?
Because I'm not into beheading people.
>traditionally, Muslim jurists
This is too general of a statement, there are multiple Madhabs and they all interpret law differently.
>>24351324
you really don't belong here then, normie faggot
maybe killing yourself would be a better idea
I don't know why but I can't stand the Vikings. Give me a way to express my hatred /r9k/. /sp/ won't help me
>>24351270
hello nigger
niggerblox
>>24351270
You are having trouble expressing yourself because you are a nigger and therefore genetically inferior. This is not something you can overcome. Sorry to bring bad news.
DoEs it have anything to do with their star player being a nig who got suspended for hitting his kid with a stick?
Guys we need a comfy thread
>Eatan
>Drinkan
>Doin
>Watchin
>Playan
i like being inside when its snowing
>woke up at 4 for some reason
>smoked a bowl
>made french toast and a cup of vanilla thai tea or something
>lit a wintery smelling candle in my room
>it was cold so got warm in bed with a woolly hat on
>listened to ambient music with rain noises on youtube
>read manga on laptop until about 8am
>had shower, got dressed, smoked another bowl
>went to shop to buy energy drink and food
>got back into bed and watched 'wall street'
comfy day so far
Daily reminder that snow is NOT comfy
What's the worst thing that happened to you in school
>7th grade
>hate 99% of class
>hate being in public
>last period
>constantly looking at phone how long we've got until class ends
>a few minutes before class ends, I pack my things and as soon as the bell rings, I bolt off
>literally running when I get out of the school
>normies notice this
>one day
>last period
>it's almost time
>bell rings, normies gather at the door
>they're blocking me
>literally 20 people are blocking my way whilist they laugh and aggravate me with shit like "Woah anon, why are you in such a hurry :D?"
>happens a few times
>homeroom teacher embarrasses me in front of the whole class for the rest of the year "Now don't be picking on anon! What did he deserve to get this?"
>>24351168
You sounded like, and probably still are, an autistic child. They were right to bull you.
>>24351248
What did I do? Never butted in and said retarded shit like an actual autist. The only reason they do this is because I'm not one of them.
What you get for being an impatient fuck.
>black guy delivers my pizza
>into the trash it goes
Dodged a bullet there.
must sting a bit knowing he's doing better in life than you are
>pepe happy.jpg
>poor memetexting form
Reddit called. They said they're missing a shitposting faggot who probably gets no pussy and is also ugly.
Are you an earth rocker /r9k/?
Andy Samberg is an earth rocker
>>24350995
Was that video serious? I'm still trying to figure if he was trolling or he is really that delusional.
>>24350995
stop forcing this, its not going to be a meme. im sick of the bullshit, sick of all this shit
i just recieved $1400 neetbux this morning
now in 20 minutes the wife of a CeO is coming over to my place
>>24350937
>having sex
get out normieshit this place is not for you you are not welcome here you do not belong here you are not one of us you are not welcome here you are not a robot
>work full time 40-45 hrs/week
>only make $1200/mo
What the fuck is this bullshit? How can I hop on that gravy train you're on, OP?
>>24350937
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster.BLOX BLOx
/pol/ here.
I'm really wondering how pathetic you are. So I'm going to let you compare yourselves to me.
I'll tell you a bit about myself.
>20 years old
>First kiss at 14
>Got laid at 17
>Study theology and philosophy
>Make more than 80k a year
and you?
>>24350849
>Study theology and philosophy
>Make more than 80k a year
>hugless
>handholdless
>kissless
>virgin
>havent talked to a female around my age for 5 years.
Atleast i got vidya
>>24350865
Hm, so what are your hobbies then?
enough already you bleedy-dicked wankers
WATCH ME, WATCH ME
WATCH ME, WATCH ME
>>24350762
OHH OHHH
NOW WATCH ME NEET
NOW WATCH ME STUDY (CLASSICS)
>>24350751
AESTHIC
*YAWNNNNNNNNNN* what a nice nap that was. what's that wagecuCk? you woke up at 6am to go to work? hahaha well you have fun with that. I got my beauty sleep to attend to.
I think I'm going to study some of the classics. Voltaire? Plato? Heck maybe I'll go with Virgil. I can also read them all in their original language. Such is life as a NEETlord.
are you about to kill yourself NEET?
you are having a pretty panicked night, all this empty fantasy posting isn't a good sign :^)
>>24350733
being a neet is miserable. I consider suicide every day. Quitting my job was the worst decision I ever made. I have some degree of underlying psychosis and likewise I'm psychologically vulnerable enough for this autists shitposting to have convinced me being a neet was better than working. I haven't slept in 3 days.
She would go to any length to degrade herself for your pleasure. What can you offer her?
>>24350616
A rope and a chair
>>24350616
She can be my gf, since apparently that's too degrading for any other woman to consider.
>>24350616
A bowl of eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgqUJOudrcM
I keep encountering this shit fucking song everywhere, even though it's garbage and the lyrics are literally one annoying line repeated over and over again ("How deep is your love"). It also conforms to the pop music bullshit of using the word "love" as a euphemism for sex, sexuality and physicality. Obviously you can't feel "love" in a club where you're listening to this shit grinding against random sluts you met for the first time.
not as deep as Chad's cock inside my onenitis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRjviO8negQ
For you, my frustrated friend.
>>24350591
same Anon here. You've surrounded yourself with normies hence it leads me to believe you're a failed normie.
Would you date a girl who fucked Tyrone?
>be me
>meet qt 20 year old girl
>go on a date
>we're having fun
>previous relationships come up
>she tells me her most serious ex was black. And the Previous two guys she's dated were black.
>all cheated on her
>suddenly realize she's an been pumped and dumped my Tyrones
>am kinda turned off
Is it okay to be turned off by this?
Would you still go for it robots?
Pic related was my face when she told me
Are you a virgin? If so: yes.
Ideally no, but I'm pretty desperate so maybe. I think you're better off with a 2d waifu than a miscegenationist.
>>24350560
If she had been pumped and dumped by Chad's, would you have the same hesitation?
>Goodbye, my friend
>Will I ever love again?
>Goodbye, my friend
>I won't ever love again, never again
Hold me bots. I thought I'd found the one and all she did was stab me in the back like you warned.
General feels lyrics thread
Same thing happened to me. The thing that sucks the most is that I'm in a relationship with a much better girl now, but my feelings for her is not at all as strong as they were for "the one".
>>24350557
Water, fire, air and dirt/Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?/And I don't want to talk to a scientist/Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed.- ICP
>>24350602
I think the worst part about mine, was that she was a "fembot".
Fucking BPD bitch.
I raised that bitch from the ground and put her on her feet. She was below garbage when I met her.
And now she's too good for me.
All that time and money and sanity I lost.
I keep telling myself to just avoid women, but one always sneaks in and I give her a chance and she just fucks me up worst than the last.
Now I was up at 4 every day and just listen to music and try to not feel my feels.
Fuck everything
