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The eternal debate.
>>27173431
Don't know either of them, but left is the obvious answer.
Is this a joke? Katya is in my opinion the better looking of the two, very very cute and has great eyes and face shape. Need to see both girls bodies to make a real judgement though.
>>27173431
As much i hate both of these whores, Katya looks better.
>ask mum to make me a pb&j
>she puts the peanut butter on the bottom
what the heck
>>27173326
have you ever trued flipping the sandwich over?
>>27173326
>people actually think there is a top and bottom
fucking retarded robots
this is why no one likes you
>>27173326
>topfags will unironically defend putting the less viscous spread on top while jelly leaks out of the bottom
>tell oneitis that they started making Ditto plushies since she's into Pokemonthe Anime, not the games
>tell her I wish there was more Gardevoir merchandise
>she says she prefers Gallade since "he's badass and hasn't been brutalized by the Internet"
>she's also into MLP, which is why I used that example
Is my oneitis a pretentious bitch or am I somehow in the wrong for seperating canon from whatever the fuck DeviantArt does?
your both gay weeaboo little bitches, for fuck sake kid
If you talk about Pokemon in your adult life you are a failure as a human and need to grow up.
>>27173161
>he says this unironically whilst posting on r9k
Do you find her attractive?
she was pretty cool
>>27173128
Ugly as fuck and seems fat too
I would do her no second thought. post full body nudes pls.
What are you listening to RIGHT now? Let's see what r9k's music taste is like
Nothing. Who listens to music all the time?
>>27173081
This album is sad, like I don't even want to listen to it again because I just feel sad.
>>27173100
why sit in silence while browsing when you can be enjoying music?
>Who listens to music all the time?
people who like to, obviously
Hear me out, /r9k/, I have a great idea.
We have an orbiter convention. We fly in camwhores from all over. Meet and greets, panels where they compete over who's best girl, FAQs, and even free Xanax for your crippling social anxiety!
I'm thinking this could be big. What do you guys think?
Yes please, let's all visit the best girl to ever grace this site
>>27173071
Nooooooooooo
please don't. You ruined Tomoko.
>>27173045
Cons are about fucking con sluts. When the sluts are the con, who do you fuck?
Anyone else here operate a forklift as their job?
I did when I was a wagecuck
i'll operate my forklift into your anus
>>27172980
How did you stop being a wagecuck and get dat sweet salary?
Post only if you're rich. No poorfags allowed.
>tfw the youngest
>tfw 5'5 manlet
>tfw my brothers and sisters are the literal personification of chad and stacy
>tfw forced to attend parties, weddings, funerals and conferences for the rich and privileged when I want to just sit at home and play Runescape, Dark Souls and Final Fantasy and smoke weed all day
>tfw parents see me as a dishonor to the family and have written up all the legal paperwork to cut off my inheritance
>tfw don't get any multi million dollar inheritance
>tfw will have to get a real job
>tfw can't socialize and talk like a literal autist
>tfw will be laughed at all the poorfags
your rich parents just see you as another possession for them to manipulate. they sound like shit people and you're probably better off for having to go against the grain rather than having everything handed to you
>>27172965
So basically you're not rich and shouldnt be posting. Do I have that right?
>>27172965
>parents see me as a dishonor
What are you, fucking asian or something?
Your parents know just how much of a loser you are.
You think you're hiding it, but you're not.
It hurts your dad the most
My dad's happy I'm not a dead drug addict like most of his family.
And my mom's for that matter.
Americano is just the European way of making drip coffee.
Captcha: select all images with coffee
Americanos are great you fucking miscreant
Guys I made a super rare pepe from various condiments, r8 pls?
>>27172768
He looks so sad
10/10 friendo
Absolutely tip top friendo
>>27172768
that's pretty good
origicomment
>See ex-gf after years
>All feelings come flooding back
>Realise still miss her
>Feel like absolute shit
Really wish I was dead, this is fucking awful
Help me out anons, even tell me to kill myself if you want. Just need to get my mind off this.
>>27172759
Just get over her, find something new.
>>27173404
I've never even felt real adult love before Anon, boop beep boop.
Oh boohoo I had a break-up waaah I can't deal with my choices
>tfw he said he'll text you within 2 days after the date
>tfw it's been 9 days, no text
>tfw he's probably having sex with stacies now
why does no boy want me
>>27172677
Chad probably forgot your number, you need to text him and show interest in him as well.
>>27172706
Don't do this.
>>27172677
He has options.
>>27172677
this is not lgbt please go away
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS
/chestlets/
Who here unironically hates little boys posing as women?
>>27172650
me
chestlets should be forced to inject boob growing hormones
>>27172650
Paizuri, man...
That is all I want in life.
>>27172650
Tits are everything a man needs in life
Being fat turned me more into an average normie
> spend life being stick thin and dressing very feminine
> unwanted attention from weird old men who wanted to know what grade I was in and if I was in the store alone (inb4 what's wrong with 30-60 old chads you cunt check your privilege)
> had an actual stalker when I was 16, had to call the police because he showed up at my school
> get chubby at 20 because I fucking like eating
> realize gradually the attention goes away, realize it's because I don't look like PTP anymore
> go to the stores, do my errands no one gives a fuck
> start playing FF, realize that they are beautiful and I want to have a body like that again
> drop a little weight, maybe 15 lbs
> getting more of that attention again, old guys looking at me like a piece of meat and shit
> have anxiety so I don't like being stared at
> just think I'll resume being chubby
Should I? Would you?
tits with timestamp and I'll answer
>>27172528
I was hoping you were a skeleton boy but alas.
You just have to get a bf to walk around with, I'm sorry people want to kidnap you.
>>27172612
They don't anymore because I'm chubby. While I'm upset I'll never look like I came out of an JRPG anymore the relief from being invisible is wonderful if you get anxious easily.
Who here 25+?
>be 25 going to be 26 in 2 months
>never had a steady job
>No degree
>no friends
>stuck in a rut of getting up and looking at chans
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
I have people in their 30's in my class with no prior higher education and they are doing just fine.
>26
>almost zero friends
>mild clinical depression (12 years and going)
>getting my 'masters' degree this summer
>~$45k in the bank, no debt
>no prior experience in my field, will probably have a real hard time getting a job that I want
>have basically lived like a hermit for a long time now
>things have started to change a bit though
>hoping this is the year I finally make it
U sound like me dude only I'm morbidly obese
