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How can an unemployable NEET immigrate to the US and become a wagecuck? I'll never be able to get a green card and if I apply for a temporary work visa and say that I want to become a night shift security guard they'll reject me instantly and put me on an international list of people to not accept in to your life, community or country.
Seriously, I'd do illegal alien tier labor if I have to
>>27185605
you kill yourself and hope to come back as an american
>>27185605
Why not just become a "refugee" to Europe if you want to make money?
>>27185605
Don't, man. Enjoy NEET life in Europe somewhere. You guys get mad bennies, yo.
>message someone
>three seconds later they appear offline
>>27185471
my life in a nutshell
original comment is original
they're probably ignoring you anon
I do this all the time when someone I can't be arsed with messages me hoping they don't notice
>>27185471
I remember these feels like 4 years ago when I had friends
Used to be a robot disguised as a normie. I've learned their methods and in a way transcended the normie/robot, alpha/beta dichotomy.
Anything ya'll wanna know about normies?
The term is cyborg you newfag
>>27185455
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Da dun dun
No one's asking but fuck it I'll give 1 little piece of information.
They're weirdos. Massive fucking weirdos.
The reason they're normal is because they consciously try to be normal 24/7. They're the true weirdos.
Don't worry about them or their opinions of you. They're literally insane.
>ITT: memes only oldfags will remember
>>27185427
>tfw it's been 25 years since cuckio-posting was a thing
this comment is very fucking original robot genocide best day of my life
Is this still a thing?
>tfw no weed
I wish I was normie enough to get a weed connect.
>>27185309
just do what i do and collect roaches.
>>27185309
>go out to a pub
>get hammered enough to make some shitty smalltalk
>smalltalk to random people
>ask if they know any decent dealers around because you "want some good we'd but you're dealer is going to shit"
>either get number or you don't
>if not make smalltalk for a few more minutes before saying you're going to bathroom
>rinse repeat
I know people who smoke weed, but I'm always too beta to ask them for a dealer. I've known them long enough that I feel like it would be weird to ask them now.
so, what're you robots listening to?
to quell the loneliness?
>>27185190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpcLhV9Sbw
original comment desu senpai
>>27185190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edDuOWBiEE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUhA4LN-rpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IZCY7lhs2M
acoustic is true robot
>>27185190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI
lo-fi stoner music also
(though i've yet to try drugs because im not a normalfag)
>"anon why don't you talk to us, your parents? Why do you keep yourself locked up in your room all the time!?"
What do you answer?
Sieg Heilalso gas the fucking robot
In my head? Tell them the truth. I dont have much to say because my life is a hollow form of existence and I have the constant thought of killing myself. It's my fault really and only I can fix myself, but saying this noe makes me realize how important you are to me and even I need a little help. Let's go out and do something, as a family.
In reality? I say it's nothing, everything's fine, return to my room with crushing guilt. I might even go out and just drive around aimlessly, return home, and make it look like I did something cool.
>>27185153
I just started watching tv with them where I pick the show we watch. They like Man Seeking Woman.
Any fellow male bots here been molested?
I was molested by my mothers best friends 2 daughters when i was about 10 and they were around 15-16 years old.
>>27185143
Boys can't be molested by girls.
>>27185143
WHAT A FAGGOTSuper kinky
>>27185152
Says who?
>tfw both of them have children now, one is married to a nigger and the other is single.
They made it and i never did, i blame the molestation for making me the way i am.
Write down "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" and compare handwriting with other robots.
The quick brown fox jumped over the Iazy dog
i rite gud
taking yall to the woodshed
>this girl is a model
so ~inspiring~
If this ugly retard can be a model, what's stopping you roastie robot whores?
I am a model though. Now I just need someone to pay me for my services.
>>27184932
literally all it takes to be a "model" is someone taking your picture
let us know when she's on the cover of fashion magazines and not some meaningless feelgood editorial sidepiece buried on page 60.
>>27184951
There's nothing worse than someone who identifies as a model but can't get work
Such a vapid label and you're not even successful at it
>>27184981
She's on Time Magazine's website tbf
I finally got a Porsche, so how soon until I get a gf?
a porsche is not a hip car, they're for men going through midlife crises and young women
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27167269/#27167269
>And you still post on r9k. It changed nothing.
You know the rule.
Bread on hood.
Who else /cripplingdepression/ here?
How do you guys cope with it and not kill yourself?
>>27184780
>How do you guys cope with it and not kill yourself?
Alcohol.
I stay sober, until I really feel like killing myself, then I get drunk, and still feel like killing myself, but after a little while, the reasons I feel like killing myself (tfwnogf) subside.
Then I sober up, and the cycle repeats.
Cool thing about depression is that it leaves me too apathetic and exhausted to actually carry out any suicidal thoughts.
I wonder if that would change if I got medicated, might actually be able to accomplish one thing in my life.
>>27184780
I've found a lot of ways to distract like films and music, so now I'm depressed but at least I'm a connoisseur
Why us? Why me? Why are we the ones that dont deserve to be happy, that deserve to live and die alone?
Don't get me wrong, I haven't given up. Of course I've made mistakes, and it is undeniable that some of the misery I bear is only my fault, but so many things have been out of my control.
>be me
>born to somewhat well off parents
>they've both had their hardships, but they're still somewhat normal
>brother is born
>brother is autistic and cant speak or communicate
>have to constantly move to find somewhere remotely decent for my brother, no long term friends or connections
>still, i do my best to cope
>move to america
>dont understand a word of the language, or anything about the country
>singled out by so called "liberals" because im different, but not some part of a coddled ethnicity
>no friends, generally disliked, brother gets worse
>hitting himself, attacking me and my mother (at one point her arm was covered in scabs and scars), neither she nor I get any sleep by this point (middle school)
>barely ever see my father, always on business trips
>I get to middle school, the bullying gets worse than ever, brother becomes more violent
>considering suicide by this point
>force myself through it, only for the sake of my mother
Continued
part 2
>go to high school, maybe a clean slate
>freshman year is a little rough, push through it, try to get more friends, cling to life
>some success, my friends were pretty cringy but i dont care, it was better than nothing
>use humour to become somewhat popular, decent amount of friends but no best friends
>meet girl i like at fencing (pretty autist sport i know, wasnt so autistic where i came from), really cute, easily a 7.5/10
>lets call her taekwondo (inside joke)
>noone has ever been nicer to me. of course i fall for her.
>its possible she might actually like me back
>brother, who had gotten better, suddenly relaspes.
>He's a lot bigger now, so my mom needs help holding him in his tantrums.
>mom snaps at me often and so do i, but i still love her with all my heart
>of course this fucks me up pretty bad, still have friends but start to grow more distant, even from taekwondo
>again, i push through and start to recover
>hate being a skinny weakling, so go to gym, start doing track on top of fencing
>actually getting pretty fit
>I feel like my chances with taekwondo are better than ever.
>work up the courage to ask her out for prom (we go to different schools but idgaf, she's the only one i care about)
>find out she got a boyfriend a month after my relapse into depression
>already asked out to prom
>humiliate myself through text, she probably hates me now
>saw her again but i tried to avoid her, i think she was doing the same.
>the only girl ever cared for me, and the only one i ever wanted, belongs to someone else now.
>not even a chad, too
>now i doubt whether she ever even liked me at all, or was simply being nice
>i cant even cry, no tears come, i feel deader inside than i ever have before
part 3
>didnt get into the university my father wanted
>only got into some ok public school (i went to a high achieving high school, so it was pretty trash comparatively)
>no majors interest me
>all i want to do is join the army from my native land
>they'll find a place for me there, and if i have nothing to live for, ill have something to live for
>family will hate me though, my mother will be heartbroken
>its the only thing i have left. i need purpose and discipline or ill just wallow in self pity for the rest of my life.
I'm almost certainly leaving things out, but thats the gist of my life. I'm not the worst off person on earth, but I still dont want to live. I'm more lost and alone than i've ever been before.
All i have to say is: why must I be sad when others can be happy? I don't want to make them unhappy, i'm no psychopath. All i wanted was a place in the sun, but fate has kept me in darkness all my life.
All i can hope now is that my grief and despair can maybe serve others. If i'm out there fighting, someone who has a chance at a happy life wont have to risk their lives. I can protect them and make sure as few people as possible face emotions like mine.
Maybe i'll even be successful, make a difference in the world. It's better than nothing, but all i wanted was to feel joy, warmth, to have someone to whisper to me that they love me. Guess that was just never meant to be.
Sorry for the long post, but i needed to get it off my chest. I dont want therapy, to bother my friends, or to worry my parents (inb4 ban im 18), nor have i ever turned to others for help. Even if noone reads this, ill still feel better.
>>27184753
Where are you originally from onichan?
Emory vs. Vanderbilt vs. Rice
Where do I go. Got into all 3. All pretty affordable due to financial aid. Rejected from Stanford, Cornell, and Northwestern bc I'm retarded. Prestige is all that matters
What do
mia khalifa's fake breasts are so disgusting family
>>27184693
Emory has nice suburban campus but is full on SJW faggot mode. I visited in 2009 and they were already making third gender bathrooms.
Vandy is beautiful and in Nashville which is a great city. More conservative/fratty and you get the SEC life while actually being at a good school.
Idk much about Rice but it has some weird House system like hogwarts. If I were you I'd choose Vandy.
>>27184693
Isn't Vanderbilt Ivy League? Go there. >>27184693
Which one of you Toronto robots was this?
yikes senpai
>>27184642
Elliot 2.0 inbound.
>>27184642
OP, I can see your fat roasty thighs in the reflection of the mirror. Looks thick and tasty. Please post your milkbags :^)
