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how do i explain to my family that the reason i stay up so late and stay in bed so long, never leave the house, never get haircuts, and barely speak isn't because i'm lazy but because i hate myself and want to die?

i tried explaining it to them senior year of high school but they just blew me off. they think i use being sad as an excuse so i can really just sit in my room all day and fuck off.

why cant just one person care about me
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I care about you anon, because you have amazing music taste

What's your favourite joy division song?
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Why should anyone care about you when you dont care about yourself?
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nt parents just don't understand

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ITT: We post our husbando/waifu/oneitis

I'll start
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>>27190001
She is the only one for me, nothing else matters
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Jules :3
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he's everything ive ever dreamed of

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Do my fellow robots work out?

Since i got fired, i completely quit running and now just lift weights in my garage in my spare time and eat. It's the only thing that brings me joy now, seeing improvements but a whole lot more strength improvements then visual.

I'm still a tall skelly but i am improving, hoping to achieve Ottermode in the upcoming months.
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dude robots don't work out, go to /fit/ for that shit.

you look GREAT. keep it up man, you're fighting the reality of your existence with old school reward systems.
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>>27189903
Skelly here, do you shave your chest pretty often?

Was thinking about doing this myself, do people like the way it feels or something? Also wanted to start working out, I did a few pushups 2 days to remind myself how much it sucks and my arms are still sore

Also that captcha
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>>27189970
>Skelly here, do you shave your chest pretty often?

I'm naturally not hairy.

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/milana/ thread

SHE"S SO FUCKING THICK A:ABJO:AWDNJKO?": JIAWP
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her mommy pic related
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>>27189859
the eyebrow raise is hotter than the wink
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>>27189977
>2mb limit

aswdawdnjk;aD AD SASD JIO[SF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFh1ElmQIY

Is he the next Elliot?

Fucking hell this man's an autist
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>>27189842
mfw someone needs to stop him and get him help before he is next elliot
>because he totally will be
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Well at least I'm not that guy
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>>27189842
The second coming

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this freestyle goes to all the eggman haters

fuck all y'all

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ii1psb8RwE
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did eggy really commit sudoku?
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>>27189754

Protip: Eggman will not commit suicide. Eggman is a massive attention whore and will do whatever to draw more eyes toward him. This includes threatening suicide every time his viewership declines

Ignore Eggman, he is a narcissist
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>>27189713
this is pretty dope. Go post it on his forums if you want to be sure he sees it.

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>go on http://pokedraw.net/
>draw a poke in 45seconds
>post
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>>27189665
not my best work. if i had a stylus so i could actually draw it on there i could make some of tehse look exact.

i was using my finger on this one.
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damn this is great

originalel
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Textless posts are not allowed so ignore this text fampai

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Think fast
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Reality check.

I don't have a girlfriend.

I don't know anyone who is black.

You can't boil a sandwich

That ass is too fat.

I must be dreaming, and I'm now lucid. So I fly away into space and do as I please.
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uh..... ass? damn
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>fake ass
>dead thread gg

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Rage thread? Rage thread.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3484738/Down-syndrome-model-Madeline-Stuart-stars-romantic-bridal-shoot.html?ito=social-facebook
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Who has the screencaps about the Chad fucking his downie brother?
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Can they have children?
Isn't that child abuse or something
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>>27189601
Who knows, I'm just mad that they parade her around like a pig in make up because she has downs, and all act like they love it when it's just a publicity stunt and everyone knows it.

Also note the male downy doesn't get anywhere near similar treatment

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I want to be more like The Driver.
How do I go about doing this?
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>>27189427
Drive more
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>>27189435
I don't have a license though.
Still working on getting it.
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why? he's pretty autismal

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Is the dreamcast the most robot console of all-time? Quickly looked over for more powerful consoles. Was weird and quirky and people looked at it, as if that was a negative. Only to be loved by people who could truly appreciate its beauty.
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>>27189183
No the 3DO is

Awkward looking, way too sure of itself and just didn't get it right. I had family who worked for 3DO and so have an emotional connection to it, all for naught. Ditto for my life

I hear ya about the dreamcast though
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>>27189331
It sure is no Phillips CD-I.
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The Vita is the modern robot console.

Barely anyone acknowledges it's existence and it has tons of weeb games full of waifus.

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Who /insomnia/ here?

Any tips or tricks on how to get a good nights sleep beyond the standard "count sheep, have a warm glass of milk, shut off electronic devices" shit?
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Firstly, you really should shut off electronics at night. You should also use a program like f.lux and the such in case you really have to. Then take about a half-hour before you want to sleep and pop some melatonin and read a book. The book helps relax your eyes and the melatonin promotes sleep. If that fails, smoke a bowl or just down zzquil.
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>>27188966
listen to asmr or inhale and exhale for a few minutes?
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>>27188966

I hear suicide helps.

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How does /r9k/ make money?

>besides neetbux and parents?

>illegal or legal
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>>27188871
I work the cold side of a kitchen and make homemade soap on the side
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I am a project engineer
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Donating plasma, a job at the kitchen of a grocery store, and a side job of cleaning houses.
Plasma donating is the ultimate NEET way to make money on the side of NEETbux. I always see fat smelly neckbeards there.

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Where do you go, and what are you studying?
>tfw going to one of the best schools in the country
>tfw still nowhere near as cutthroat as other top schools
>tfw graduating virtually debt free
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>>27188704
>Rice
>One of the top schools in the country

Texas isn't a country
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Michigan State University
Media and Information, concentration in TV/film production
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who /communitycollege/ here?

originalio

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Let's have an ausfailia thread. Any other kangaroo fuckers online?
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>>27188697
What you want cunt.
OGCOMMENT
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Anybody experienced with dealing with the mental health system please help
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>>27190240
ayy what u need senpai

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