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What was your first kiss like?
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>>27203315
i wouldn't know since it hasn't happened yet
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>>27203315
Drunk and unexpected. Made out for a couple hours, felt her up. Good times
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A girl decided that she was going to kiss me, and she did.

She's one of the two girls who I've kissed. The second also came on to me.

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Anyone here /fear of being abandoned/ here?

Theres this guy I talk to everyday for about a year now and puts up with me not being social and clingy.
Recently however he has been talking less and less to me and more to other people. Which is great since he isn't that social either. But I feel like I'm being ignored and I can't shake the fear that he hates me for whatever reason and it's really starting to take a toll on my health.

Any of you robots got tips to deal with this fear of being abandoned/ignored?
I've been considering to buy weed to replace this feel so I wont be bothered by it most of the time.
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I have been abandoned by all my friends, I still haven't got over it tbqh. The only thing that has gotten me to forget it is just letting go of emotions, I think every relationship will end eventually, I try to not get attached anymore. I wish I could help anon.
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Most of my close friends have come to replace me and I am left with not many friends left... most internet friends usually ignore me after a few days but I still get attached to people way too easily what is wrong with me
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>>27203474
>I think every relationship will end eventually, I try to not get attached anymore.
Usually those relationships get replaced with other ones. but I don't have anyone anymore. I don't socialize at school anymore, if I even go to school. It's horrible, I'd just wish there was someone who was there for me my entire life.

>>27204838
I used to push people away. But once I get attached to someone and feel close to them I become clingy n stuff. I just wish'd other people enjoyed my company, but it's kinda hard to enjoy someone who doesn't do anything other than being in your presence.


On an unrelated note. I tried to get something to drink, but I have no idea how to open the bottle. I guess I have to endure this night with this horrible feeling.

Circumcision thread.

Fuck the kike edition
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Val... DID you send that to a girl? Wtf annon
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>be mutilated
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>glans got fucked up in botched circumcision

Feels bad bro.

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If you fuck a tranny for your first time does it still count as losing your virginity?
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>>27203070
If your Dick enters the asshole and you fuck it then you are not a virgin
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>>27203070
That's the tranny?
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>>27203111
Yes, Ren Rikkia. She browse 4 chan.

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>Moderately overweight middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Has been urinating far more frequently than normal
>Wants me to give him a blood test for diabetes
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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Opiates cause urinary retention, so this is actually a good cure for his ailment.
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>>27203069
Whoa look at Mr evidence based practice over here
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>>27203006
If he was a robot he probably appreciated the help with killing himself

Just a friendly reminder that Mia Sand is hotter and better than Erica, Katya, Rose, and ESPECIALLY Ellen Page and Lord
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>>27202975
I'd prefer my hand to having anything to do with this cow you autist
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>>27202975
The things I would do just to have her sit that delicious rump on my face
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>>27203019
Such shit taste. You probably have AsPD and would rather date a skeleton because it's similar to fucking a corpse

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https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOhWxtsn

r9k discord

we're comfy and chillax and we wanna meet new bots

come have fun
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>>27202957
bampu ;___;7
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already lost a potential person from my cuckness

end me
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i lvoe animu~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What vidya games do you guys like? I'm currently installing The Division right now
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>>27202744
Money well trashed pleb.
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>>27202744
warframe
it's like the division but it isn't like the division
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>>27202744
I'm playing the division now. Only fun if you have a bro-op partner or two with you though.

My favorite game is probably Mother 3, but I think I played WoW the most.

Who /getting drunk on a Wednesday/ here?

What are you drinking?
>vodka and orange juice
>white wine and sprite
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>the new plastic bottles
Made me so fucking angry. Why the fuck did they have to ruin it?
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>>27202740
I don't know, it sucks and it makes me look like an alcoholic even more.

At least I don't have to worry about the clinking when I walk home with 3 bottles in my backpack...
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2nd bottle of the day family, wyborowa
here's to slowly drinking ourselves to sleep, eternal sleep

>have okcupid
>fat girl likes me and messages me
>is a rawr xD scene girl
>has a kid
>username is same on okcupid as other websites
>check out instagtam photos
>shes so fat
>disgustingly fat
>not even pretty

Should I go through with it anyway?
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>>27202666
fuck no. better dead than a fat fucker.
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post a picture

that sounds like every red flag in the book
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lol no, don't bother with fat girls. if you don't have a fat fetish you will be completely disgusted by her

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>actually have severe back pain
>codeine is OTC here but im still too scared to ask for it

honestly i would never use codeine to get high, but i am sweating from the pain and really look like a druggie now, any tips?
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be careful.

i lost some hearing due to using codeine over many years
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Just fucking go get the codeine, man. Nobody gets high on codeine except for Houston rappers, it's such a shitty opiate.
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Try one of those things that you lay down on and rotate yourself upside down, I think it's called a tipsy turvy or something.

If you locked it in place and stayed head down long enough you'd probably die too, so there's always that option if it doesn't help with the pain

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How do I make an online friend when I'm

>dumb
>boring
>have very limited interests
>never have anything to say
>have no social skills
>cannot talk to anyone I can't relate to

An online friend that is ok with me being boring is all I want

Where do you find your online friends?
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Honestly I wouldn't be your friend.
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>>27202460
irc of /r/casualconversation
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Just pretend to be a girl, and then none of that shit will matter.

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>Why you starin' at my tits whiteboi?
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>>27202383
'cause they're bangin', yo.
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>wear a few thin napkins out in public
>WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME

Fucking roasties
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They look really saggy honestly

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>you will never go to high school with her
>you will never say hi while she walks down the hallway with her backpack
>you will never walk to class together holding hands
>you will never hug her good luck and help her study

I would go on but I'm already triggered.
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>>27202371
Just another roastie degenerate whore, who just happened to find this board, there's nothing special about her.
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>>27202371
PLEASE SAGE THIS THREAD

Fuck off you fucking roastie
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>upside down and backwards hoodie

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