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Boo hoo, my mommy and daddy say mean things about me being a lazy, feckless, shiftless layabout and no sexy cheerleaders want my cheesy, unwashed dick in their mouths.
Grow a pair, you fucking pussies, and maybe people will stop holding you in utter fucking contempt. Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe you *deserve* your shitty life?
I tried joining army but history of mental illness prevented me, so fuck you OP.
>>27206567
the feeling
I just want to fight and die
>Glorifying war
Are you a fool? What the fuck is so great about having your skull explode into a million pieces when you're scarcely more than a pup?
What about you then, OP? How many wives have you made widows of?
How many mothers did you steal their son from?
How many bullets are in you?
Idiot.
Have memes affected your life in any way?
>something bad or embarrassing happens
>involuntarily yell JUST
>>27206523
For me it's WEW LAD usually not audibly though
This is a recent phenomena
Sort of like you, OP.
>Fuck something up
>First thing that pops up in head is "JUST"
>sometimes see a balding guy on a bike
>think to myself JUST everytime I see him
>>27206585
I do this too.
Give me ONE reason why you haven't gone out to find a qt black gf to make a qt mixed race family with. ONE.
>>27206415
I'm actually white.
I've only seen a handful of qt black girls in person and I'm too scared to approach them.
>mixed race family
I don't want to raise a family regardless of ethnicity. I'm open to the idea of a long term relationship with a girl, but I'm never going to start living my life for someone else.
>>27206415
I'm talking to a cutie who lives 5 hours away from me right now. She's fucking adorable.
>Brother found my loli folder
>Hasn't talked to me in weeks
tits or gettfo
>grandma found my spank blanket
>mom found my mommy porn
I don't get it, you guys are literally better off than 90% of the world population, mostly living in developed worlds with functional courts, governments, garbage collection, raised by largely middle class parents. How did you fuck it up so badly? What do you even say to the billions of kids in the third world who work in sweat shops and get by on $2/day.
Fuck you guys sicken me. Waste of a life.
>u got it better than starving Africans
That's really no reason to be complacent, retard
Blacks
>human
Asians
>human
Anything non-white
>human
So therefore we're not better of than 90% of the world population.
If I was in India like that kid I would be happier because raping women is acceptable.
We are the dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da-EtU2UdTw
Listen to this though.
go write that in your suicide journal you emo soft poof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omTVsz7xu2U
Tick Tock, wagie, you should be getting to sleep right about now. After all, you want to be up bright and early for work. Mr. Goldstein's yacht won't pay for itself.
>>27206055
It's only 6:26PM.
>>27206055
I have work from 10 PM to 6:30 AM.
>>27206055
Tick tock, you're going to kill yourself or die an accidental/natural death in about 10 years after wasting your life and leaving only disappointment for your parents as a legacy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1204848/One-long-term-young-jobless-dead-years.html
Those frogs aren't going to post themselves!
>Be an awkward virgin
>Meet girl
>Find out she has feelings for you
>Tell her you have feelings for her as well
>See her nearly every day
>Don't mention how you feel about each other in person
>Only have awkward small talk
>Get texts from her asking when you will make a move
>Be too beta to do anything
>Hate self for not being able to make a move
>Self hatred only makes you more awkward
>Know she is out of your league and that you will never have a chance like this again
>Still do nothing
So, should I hang myself or overdose?
do something about it faggot
>>27205967
I keep telling her and myself that I will, but when I'm with her i cant bring myself to do it
/r9k/ - high school
Why the FUCK can't I get over my oneitis? I met a woman like this who clearly likes me, and is qt, shy, has similar interests etc, but I can't bring myself to do anything about it simply because I'm too pathetic to just get over the fact that the one I love doesn't like me and never will. FUCK.
INB4 normie reeeee, I'm a KHV who's probably more socially inept than the lot of you. I'm somewhat blessed with decent aesthetics though, so I guess I'm not quite as fucked as some of you.
>>27205890
Same with me. I'm not sure what to do, can't stop thinking about oneitis and want to kill myself even though I have other options that are objectively more attractive than her.
It's a jump you have to take. Oneitis is "easier" so your mind is already preferring it. Even though it hurts in the long run. You don't want to get hurt with the new relationship. But it will never fuck you up as much as o not oneitis
>>27205959
As much as oneitis*
>there are people who unironically believe in ghosts, demons, witches, skinwalkers, and aliens visiting earth
Aliens shouldn't be in your list
>>27205881
>there are people who unironically believes in love and hate
the only shit I believe in is mr skellington
>get drunk
>ask gf how much better I am at sex than her ex
>before she opens her mouth tell her to be honest
>tells me her ex had bigger dick and significantly more stamina
>tells me it's fine though 'cause I go down on her though and he wouldn't
>>27205868
Time for kegels and cardio.
>>27205868
>my gf
What the fuck Is going on on /r9k/ lately
>going down on her after Chad filled her with cum
You're a good beta cuck aren't you
C'mon, you stupid fucking wagefucker! Give me a few bucks, I'm fucking dying here. If I don't get another hit I'm gonna go insane. Fucking c'mon, it's only a few bucks for a bottle of computer duster. I need a fucking hit right now!
I'm shaking, I'm fucking puking, I'm shitting my pants here. I fucking need another lungful of that sweet, sweet duster. Fucking give me some money before I lose my goddamn mind! You owe this to me, wagefaggot. I have depression and I can't work, so you have to support me. Fair's fair. Give me my medicine right now! Right fucking now, wagie!
>>27205802
Ok, give me your bank account number and what branch you use, ill give you 5 bucks. But I expect anti nigger pictures in return
>>27205802
Nothing is free in this world, NEETie, you'll have to suck dick I'm afraid.
>>27205802
How did you become a junkie OP? Please tell the story and I might give you some money if it's good enough.
just draw something, ill start with my face
>>27205414
I drew this ayy lmao just to post in the thread. I hope this comment is original enough.
>>27205433
And I cranked out this shit too (without adding any details or touch up since it IS a "shitty" draw thread) since I just started playing this game and laughed out loud when I realized you could recruit A FUCKING FATASS BEAR THAT WRECKS SHIT.
Seriously I ain't joking:
http://etrian.wikia.com/wiki/Beast
I mean yeah it's just cosmetic but who the hell wants a faggy saber tooth tiger or that doofy panda fuck when you can have a FUCKING FATASS GRIZZLY THAT TAKES NO SHIT.
I realize the panda is a pallet swap. Also I wouldn't ordinarily have said all this, except you gotta get past the robot somehow and I seriously doubt that anyone's replicated this comment exactly before.
>>27205623
you have destroyed the robot in your own way, i admire that anon
itt: we post our honest iq's.
Only people who have taken official iq test can post here
>tfw 108
110-120
didn't help my gpa tho lol
>>27205229
I took a IQ test, it was on facebook but it said official, my IQ is 160
>>27205229
128-130
it fluctuates man
Is the alcohol meme true?
Will it really make it easier for you be social if youve consumed enough alchol for a while? Like it is some sort of roll over effect; youre inhibitions slowly just disappear in due time. This is just what I've been told but is it really true?
It is absolutely true. The majority of the good social conquests I've had in my life have been influenced by drinking. You just give less a fuck and care less about embarrassing yourself, which isn't an issue because in situations where people are drinking, other people don't care if you embarrass yourself. Literally everybody does.
Well duh, that's why people drink it and that's why people do stupid shit when they're drunk.
Of course if I drink too much I get like stuck in a hole a billion miles away and I get real quiet and reclusive.
It's half true. It can make you be able to socialize, but it's not fool proof. You might not get drunk enough and just feel bored, or get too drunk and be pathetic. Though sometimes by magic you end up making out with girls you won't remember later, most of the time you have to be careful. If you vomit or pass out in the middle of a party people will lose respect for you.
