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Would you kiss this girl guys
I wouldlove her tenderIy
>>27205001
no, that looks like a boy. badtrap/10. if it were someone that looked like a girl that had a dick, sure I'd partake.
i would be honored to
What do you guys think of my new mommy GF??she is 4 inches taller than me :/
>>27204956
her stomach is really attractive. 10/10
>>27204956
not too good honestly
preying mantis tier stick arms, looks like weird shaped small tits, probably a flat ass
4/10
>>27204956
>she is 4 inches taller than me
Nice. How many inches longer?
Eating cum cures depression. Even for men.
Men, I want you to eat your cum right now. Watch your depression become no more.
To be honest I think depression is the worst. There are not many other diseases so painful that they make the person want to kill themselves. Make people want to swan dive into cement if they are really determined. Depression is really painful, which is why it is worth eating your cum to stop it. It sounds nasty, but it is way better than living with your painful depression.
You can learn how to injaculate and that will work, but I think that damages your penis. So just freeze some cum, then down the frozen piece of cum. It tastes fine frozen.
This is some weapons-grade autism, faggot
good post, op. i reddit.
>>27204927
Listen I don't want to hear it. Everyone is calling everyone autist on this website. You need a weapons-grade bullet in your brain you dumb nigger.
>think about how great it would be to die from the time I was 14 to present (26)
>normies will have the nerve to tell me I don't actually want this
>>27204828
If you want something, you get it.
If one really wants money, he will try everything until he gets it. No matter what. He gets what he wants.
If you want to die, you die. Dying is fucking easy. If you want to die, go die.
And stop shitting up mah sekrit klub
>>27205072
that's really stupid. Dying is not nearly easy enough. Top floor of tall buildings locked off. Savage Normies waiting to resuscitate you so you can live as a veggie, etc...
>>27205133
People die all the fucking time whilst doing everything in their power to avoid it.
Dying is incredibly easy. The universe hates life.
Can someone start a petition for a new board where swj's, normies with girlfriend issues and tripfags can post? they enjoy each others company, so why not make them their own board?
It's called /r9k/
Also my comment is original
Be nice to them anon. Maybe some of them want to have sex with you!
I hate tripfags so much.
>www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
fuck me
what do lol
>>27204742
get therapy
this kills the robot
did I pass coach?
I don' think I'm well guys
What do you buy that makes you happy?
motorcycle parts, camping gear, computer components, comfy clothes, and guns
the happiness wears off quickly though just from buying it, it's the experiences you have with those things that makes it feel worth anything to me- for example, putting on new tires on my bike and taking them for a spin or going camping with my new rain jacket and seeing how well it does against the elements
Prostitutes and cigarettes
Clothes.
It's not the clothes themselves that make me happy, it's the way people treat me when I'm well dressed. When I wear new shoes or improve/expand my style, people treat me better and that feels good.
makes so sad and no sense. trans ppl know your robot pain more than even you do. why bully the bullied?
so silly r9k so silly
bump~~~
fuck
>>27204526
It's because faggots who cut their balls off and take woman hormones are quite possibly the only thing lower on the social hierarchy than a robot, so they are an easy target of hate.
>>27204765
why would the robot grow in hate for those worse off than them? compassion makes more sense desu senpai
>you will never make a girl the happiest woman in the world, and plant your seed in her with her consensus
Why live?
>>27204420
>Creating more little autists
The world doesnt need more autists, and autists done have the best lives either.
>>27204495
If everyone was autistic the world would be a better place.
>>27204521
Im probably on the spectrum, but I can still tell your post is bait mate.
>"I like IPAs, not that shitty mass marketed PISSWATER!!"
>>27204199
Wheat beer master race
although there are good beers and bad beers, i'd prefer a shot of whiskey over any beer
>>27204285
>>27204285
>i'd prefer a shot of whiskey over any beer
>Not drinking Vodka or rum
Le manly man cowboy tough guy face
It's been fun, but I'm done.
I'll see you robots on the other side
>>27203866
rest easy pal
Good getting to know you man.
Rest easy, sorry life wasn't so fair!
>>27203866
Inject it
You aren't an overweight, underage manlet are you guys?
>>27203812
>6'1
>not fat
>not a virgin
>tranny
I defy all your expectations
>>27203812
6'0"
not a virgin
160 lbs
feels good man
6'3
Fat but working on it
Virgin
hey guys
any news on ashley? new pics or anything?
>>27203452
Hung herself
>>27203503
dude wtf don't even joke about that
>>27203570
It happened after Sam Hyde used her as his fucktoy
>Drink beer up to the point that I'm pretty drunk almost every night for half a year
>Decide to stop drinking during week days
>Feel a huge urge to drink every night after 10 pm
When the fuck is this going to stop? I hate the evenings now because of this shit.
>>27203420
>tfw drunk every night for the past 3 years
>tfw quit two months ago
The cravings will get weaker but sobriety still blows compared to intoxication.
>>27203420
Ask your doctor for naltrexone. Also being sober is ass
Might take a while, especially when you are still drinking on weekends. Might want to take a couple weeks off from that too to cleanse your system a bit.
LlFE ISNT FAIR
FUCK THlS GAY FUCKING EARTH
LlFE ISNT FAlR
*joins circle of autistic rage*
