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Hey girls, how are you?
my hobbies include:
>movies
>music
>reading
>mathematics
I'm a 180cm tall 80kg 23 year old KHV, so you'll be getting a bargain and this offer will be snapped up quickly. Please reply if interested.
Yea but how many anime have you watched? I only date guys who have seen 900+ anime without subtitles or dubs.
>>27213920
Hello
I've only watched 3 anime series because I don't watch anime.
Is there anyone there? I'm still available.
tfw roasties ACTUALLY think this way
>>27213839
when did stacies start using "tfw"? what the fuck
>>27213867
Around the same time pepe became a normie thing.
>>27213839
>ISIS uses Kurds as sex slaves
Snackbars always had horrible taste
How many of you have PTSD?
Can you tell me briefly why?
Got shot at a bunch in Yemen by the Houthis. I can't stand the sound of Arabic and I'll randomly start sweating really bad and getting really nervous.
Pic related, my opinion of Yemen
People told me I was stupid on Twitter.
>>27213771
Doctors say I have PTSD and feed me mirtazapine like lollies. Apparently it was caused by a series of random unprovoked attacks on me. I have changed a bit and I now have weird anxiety attacks in some situations but I don't think I have PTSD.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201012/beautiful-people-really-are-more-intelligent
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200901/why-are-taller-people-more-intelligent-shorter-people
Well /r9k/, you can go ahead a put an end to this meme of yours that you're all just oh-so intelligent and hot bitches ignore your intelligence because they're vain whores who only care about physicality. If any of you retards actually studied hard science you'd realize that more attractive men are also typically more intelligent, so even hypothetical women who only care about the intellect would still prefer Chad with glasses over your dumb ass.
Not only will most of you never reproduce, in all likelihood you'll be utterly inconsequential in the intellectual fields compared to the bespectacled Chads who impregnate bitches on the reg.
Good luck in community college, fagsI go to Stanford University btw
we know this and we don't care
most of us here have accepted our fates
we're just rotting away day by day until we die
The mean is brought down by people with serious disorders, disorders that usually make them very ugly and very short as well as mentally deficient.
plenty of people who shaped our world are ugly. false premise
any australians on tonight?
what're you all doing?
i'm playing nostalrius and crying about not having any booze
Left my VB slab in the back of my ute, so I'm pretty fucked aye as its being guarded by six kangas and an ice addict
>>27213705
depending on where you live i actually might believe you
I'm studying and not on Nostalrius.
PvP or PvE? Horde or Ally?
Just got told she isn't a relationship person and doesn't see that changing anytime soon. Feeling pretty down about it senpai, what do?
>>27213471
She's not a relationship person FOR YOU
You got rejected. Sorry, it sucks, it's true. Don't blame her for not liking you. Cut contact and move on
If she acts like a whore and tries to friendzone you 'anon where you go i miss you :(' tell her that you have feelings for her that she doesn't share and it hurts to be around her
Get fit and get a good job. Then she will be on your dick all the time even if she doesn't want a relationship. When she does want one you will be the first pick.
>>27213471
Her vibration isnt right for you anon. You see her perspective orginates from her low density, most likely a root chakra blockage. Shes a whore op, focus on your vibration.
>I like food!
Why do women say such inane fucking shit on their profile?
Of course you love food... It's like saying "I love breathing".
>>27213181
>Of course you love food... It's like saying "I love breathing".
Found the fatty. Do you literally inhale your food?
Because it's the only "interesting" thing they can think of. They think it's interesting that someone would say they like food, meaning they're very quirky and not like other girls.
>>27213199
I've been told that's what people do in america
What are my fellow robots taking this fine evening? I took 250 Mg of cyclo and a few oxy and snorted 25 Mg of Adderall to keep me awake.
>>27213105
Are you prescribed any of this shit? If so I've been wondering how to get prescience Xanax have a history of anxiety
>>27213133
Only the cyclo. I get the oxy dirt cheap and the Adderall for free from my cousin with adhd.
>>27213159
Nice, I want to feel good when I go out. Never done anything expect weed
>be a few days ago
>family had a get together
>see family I haven't seen in ages
>start talking to my cousin who's 17, I'm 21
>end up texting and she sent me some lewd pics
>pic related
Wat do
P sure thats cp then?
>>27213015
Its just an underwear pic, pretty sure its more like jb
>>27212995
>Wat do
That depends entirely on what you want to happen.
I just want a high test gf.
>>27212963
High test thread?
Shame I need to post original posts but I got some to share.
More beautiful phat white ass.
And here is a personal one from me for the thread.
What is the cause of the absolute degeneracy among western women?
It's a fake image if that eases your soul.
>>27212903
Jews anon.
>>27212903
You cucks left them in charge of everything.
This is Amy, she is in the middle of an important board meeting discussing the annual revenue report.
>>27212863
This is Agatha. She's molting.
This is Bec, she started her own business and is now finishing off some paper work for her next lucrative contract
>>27212863
>This is Amy
>christ-mack-getting-a-messy-facial
eh? don't ever defile my oneitis' name again
I feel like I could have sex, but I have a cyst the size of a pea on my dick, and I know for a fact this will scare off like 99.9% of women.
What do?? Is there anything I can do if I don't go to a doctor? I don't like the idea of people snipping around my penis.
Post a pic for evaluation. Rn here could possibly guide you
>>27212735
Dark souls 2 wasnt as good as dark souls 1
>>27212735
Relax. I had two of those little shits on my balls. I just grabbed a pin, some ice and a towel.
>Put the ice on the cyst
>Use the pin to rip (carefully) your skin, take your time.
You have to open your skin enough to make that little white ball out.
>Squeeze that fucker until it gets out
>Clean the blood
>Use ethilic alcohol to prevent any infection in the wound
Or
Stop being a pussy and go to the doctor
What would you do to this butthole, r9k?
>>27212697
Poop in it
I don't understand some of you guys. That is a perfect looking innie pussy calling for my erect dick and your mind jumps to the shithole?
How could the place where poop comes out compete with a pussy? Why stick your dick there?
>>27212697
Nothing, but I'd destroy that fine pussy though.
How do I get female orbiters?
Who are these characters?
Be chad and women will orbit you all the time.
Be slightly attractive and post on /soc/
>>27212547
>Be chad and women will orbit you all the time.
This. Or be gay
